Comments on: RYAN LEAF DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE POWERS

By: AZDuck

AZDuck — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:40:28 +0000

Poster number one must have gotten his wish – UL Monroe wins! I don’t know if those words have ever been written. I’ve certainly never seen them.

And, uh, Jokelahoma fans?

Heh.

By: PortTrojan

PortTrojan — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:06:57 +0000

Walter,

Big Lebowski references are always welcome. Thanks.

By: atlanta domer

atlanta domer — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:10:30 +0000

No kidding, when they showed him on the sidelines I looked at my wife (an Oregon native) and said, “Sorry honey – they’re screwed now”. 10 minutes later Dixon goes down inexplicably – I went ahead and changed the channel. I like “car crashes” unless I know they are coming.

By: Ryan Leaf

Ryan Leaf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:56:02 +0000

I love Mac Brown and the Texas Longhorns. Colt McCoy will pass for a brazillion yards, and sneak away with the Heisman trophy.

By: Futbawl Fan

Futbawl Fan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:42:52 +0000

Ryan, I need you to call my soon-to-be ex-wife’s lawyer

…(404) 222-9922 ask to speak to Johnny

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:34:33 +0000

How true. Greyhound, here comes Mr Leaf.

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:50:00 +0000

Has anyone else noticed which former #2 heard the gun go “click?”

My guess is that next weekend, The Big Blue Marble will experience some concentrated global warming right to the temple in the form of a Chase Daniel spiral. Anyone?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:21:00 +0000

Them Oklahoma, the Sooners were up by 13 with a minute and a half to go. The refs weren’t the ones who let Dixon run into the endzone for a touchdown (Oklahoma still up by 6) before they blew the calls on the onside kick and pass interference. They also didn’t have first and 10 at the Oregon 27 with 40 seconds to go and miss a field goal.

That’s not karma, that’s choking.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:53:14 +0000

Ryan Leaf is yes a coach for West Texas A&M, which is a good D 2 program. Also, he yes is the golf coach at the same school. The best part is that the HC of the football team was a former head coach in the funniest football league ever: the, no shitting, Intense Football League. INTENSE!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intense_Football_League

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:49:42 +0000

*”it”. God, my keyboard has a dirty mind.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:48:57 +0000

Alex: I never said anything about their opponent. As of right now, LSU is in position to go to the BCS, and they appear not to have any truly major obstacles ahead of them. By rule of this season’s precedent, they must fall Ryan Periloux throws 3 interceptions, fumbles twice, and Darren McFadden singlehandedly save Houston Nutt’s job.

Come to think of tit, that, may be an even more unlikely scenario. But stranger things have happened this season.

By: Jeff from LA

Jeff from LA — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:01 +0000

Wow, #33, that is quite a lot of hate for the Pac 10. I’m used to it from the SEC fans, but not as much from the Big 12.

Still, the fricking football gods had to unleash the Antichrist on the Pac 10 this year. Fricking Ryan Leaf. He must have bet on us in that Stanford game.

By: Beatuofa

Beatuofa — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:35:53 +0000

In the south, they call it getting Croomed. Out west, you get STOOPS’D. Full credit to the commenter last night who came up with the term.

And my sympathies to the Duck fan above. Believe me, there are lots of ASU fans with obnoxious au neighbors feeling your pain this morning.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:08:54 +0000

Karma is a motherfucker. Remember when they were interviewing Belotti after the Michigan game?
Belotti: “Make sure you get the scoreboard in the shot.”
Cosmic doughnut, my friend, the cosmic doughnut.

By: GTSteve

GTSteve — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:51:56 +0000

I’m curious about breathalyzer results around the time you wrote this article, Orson.