FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: JULIANA PAES

by Orson on Nov 16, 2007 4:51 PM EST

That's Brasiliera Juliana Paes, our Friday Cheesecake. Isn't she festive? We hate premature holiday celebration, but we forgive her because she is very attractive. Being very attractive in society will get you many, many things: money, sex, fame, the kindness of strangers, unwanted attention from sexual predators. Life's not fair like that, especially if you're unattractive and want the attention of sexual predators. (Hey--we've got all the emails of Kissing Suzy Kolber's staff. We'll hook you up if that's what you're looking for.)

But you do get something back, since being a reader of this blog means that, when we remember, you get tasteful bunda shots of Juliana Paes. So even if you're not attractive, remember: you can always come here and look at attractive people every now and then. Life's a push like that sometimes.

More shots follow--SFW, but not really, no? Enjoy. Or don't, if you don't like looking at women in bikinis.

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I’d be interested in buying a set a curtains if Juliana came with them. Fuck these blinds in my apartment.

by Signal to Noise on Nov 16, 2007 4:56 PM EST reply actions

I would buy Syracuse Football season tickets if Juliana came with them. Hell… what wouldn’t I buy if she came along as a value-added item?

by Senor Pez on Nov 16, 2007 4:59 PM EST reply actions

that babe rocks!!!

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Nov 16, 2007 5:01 PM EST reply actions

I could use some sheets. Shit, let’s make a list.

by stevechas on Nov 16, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions

That black and white picture is the sort of thing that makes otherwise conventional middle aged men walk out of their office, take the 10 minute drive to Dulles, get on a flight to Miami and then on to Rio… except of course that 1) my passport is at the house with the wife and children, and 2) Ms Paes could do better while comatose.

by DC Trojan on Nov 16, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions

Pssst…

it’s kissingsuzykolber.net

by PeteJayhawk on Nov 16, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions

Ohhhhh, babies all tatted up.

by BennyBeav on Nov 16, 2007 5:19 PM EST reply actions

I, uh… What did I come in here to say?

Oh yeah, excellent. I think each pic really was better than the last.

by Broom on Nov 16, 2007 5:21 PM EST reply actions

#1:

From the looks of that picture, she might do that, too.

by Boy Howdy on Nov 16, 2007 5:42 PM EST reply actions

Wow!

by Lawrence Ross on Nov 16, 2007 6:03 PM EST reply actions

that is one nicely shaped turd cutter.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 16, 2007 6:08 PM EST reply actions

/threadjack

Looks like Los Cronicas is finally coming to an end in Fayetteville

http://www.4029tv.com/sports/14619737/detail.html

/threadjack – sorry if this is already in the comments somewhere – I’ve been stuck in Cleveland the past three days for work and my internets have been intermittent at best

by Jerkwheat on Nov 16, 2007 6:12 PM EST reply actions