Comments on: OREGON/ARIZONA: THE FACTOR SIX SIX FACTOR PREVIEW

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:45:12 +0000

When this game ended, I flipped over to HBO and watched the last 10 mins. of the Departed….which I think is an perfect analogy of this season for Thurday nights for ranked teams on ESPN.
Everybody gets shot in the head or the face in awesome bullet thru the temple, back or side of head exploding fashion, with bodies piled up beside the elevator, until Marky Mark shoots Matt Damon in the face (The MNC game…Marky Mark =LSU, Matt Damon, being slick and getting the drop on everybody=Kansas…)

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:29:32 +0000

To fans of spread offense teams such as Oregon and Florida: When your QB runs the ball regularly, he’s more likely to get hurt at some point during the season. Therefore, saying that you would not have lost a particular game late in the season had your QB been healthy is rather silly, especially when you have no competent backup. This rule will hold true for future seasons as well. End of lesson.

By: Flattop

Flattop — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:14:04 +0000

In case anyone was wondering, the OSU/UM line moved down today from 4.5 to 4. If it moves down anymore I’m guessing that Henne and/or Hart are ago. Oh and the Oregon chick was getting ready to smash the boozed up Arizona broad with a nasty elbow to the face. This obviously would have led to fistacuffs which means hairpulling and tops coming off leading to someone accidently spilling baby oil all over them then most likely (in my estimation) some heavy scissoring action. Just another reason to hate the WWW

By: The Last Dragon

The Last Dragon — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:29:04 +0000

+100 cocktails for the Darkwing Duck reference. Obscure but awesome.

By: CMRalum

CMRalum — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:28:46 +0000

Ryan Leaf was a jackass in high school, a jackass in college, and a jackass in the NFL. I feel bad for his brother, though. The Leaf family is really nice (excepting ol’ Bucky Teef himself).

Maybe he’s turned a new page (sorry, couldn’t go leaf there) but I’ll fondly remember him as the ginormous prick who trashed a luxury hotel room in Bigfork, Montana because he thought he was a rock star despite being kicked to the NFL curb.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:27:08 +0000

Bay Area Bear @ 93: all true. I suppose that would explain the relative discipline of remaining on the sideline for the last 2 minutes.

But the narrative was all about Dennis Dixon living the dream and honoring his dead mother. What could be more essentially American than that?

Mike Stoops killed that dream. Why does Mike Stoops hate America?

And the Air

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:19:17 +0000

I did like the “Dixon For Heisman” ad/segueway last night. Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh…

By: Brewster Crew

Brewster Crew — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:18:49 +0000

Does anybody want to win a title this year, or is there just going to be a pile of corpses outside the boathouse at the end of the year?

By: Edsall is God

Edsall is God — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:13:09 +0000

That was lame. If Dixon didn’t get hurt, Oregon wins by 30 and he might win the Heisman. Lame, lame, lame.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:40:34 +0000

howboutdemgators,

That is a shame, because Tebow has really been underexposed this year.

By: nicksabanishunglikeanelf

nicksabanishunglikeanelf — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:27:44 +0000

Orson, could we have an end of the year EDSBS “Mao Edition” highlighting the best of the boathouse shennanigans?

By: howboutdemgators

howboutdemgators — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:21:46 +0000

I was hoping Dixon would have a poor to average game, but I HATE HATE HATE seeing him go down like that. Hopefully he will be able to come back versus oregon state or at least in a bowl game. And to make matters worse we play on PayPerView this weekend so Heisman voters won’t get to see Tebow.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:12:03 +0000

@ #96 Ya, big tough MEN…. who let Tebow run all over them with basically the same offense. MEN… who can’t load up and stop McFadden and Jones despite their team’s pedestrian passing offense.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:06:38 +0000

Dr. Ed,

As opposed to the Pac-10, where they have small, weak, slow WOMEN playing? I’m an SEC homer, but some of you guys take it to extremes.

And could we make it through one thread without dissertations from TAFKATOSUB, other Ohio State douchebaggery and SEC would kill so-and-so comments?

By: Kancho

Kancho — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:22:31 +0000

BOATHOUSE