OREGON/ARIZONA: THE FACTOR SIX SIX FACTOR PREVIEW

God that clip never gets old.

Just the youtube clips alone make this post amazing. Cows eating ducks and killer Duck mascots kicking ass. This post could just as easily have been titled: When Animals Attack.

Daffy Duck was black. I believe this duck is Donald Duck wearing green.

Holy shit. Whenever I wander away for awhile, every time I come back y’all bring it with something that makes me choke on my coffee. Which I deserve for bumbling over a latte at 5pm. Get the fuck back to work.

The Duck teabags the Houston mascot. Awesome!

I CAN HAZ MOOR PEEPZ?

I never knew cows were carnivorous.
So, now vegetarians should eat beef, to punish the cows for eating meat

when they chose their mascot, they actually got permission from walt disney. the oregon AD back in the day knew a disney artist, who introduced him to walt, and they sealed the deal with a handshake. they’ve had a good relationship ever since.

#3

Like Stephen Colbert, Orson doesn’t see color. Although he does think all ducks look alike.

The Werner Von Braun reference was special. ..

Special in that whole Nazi-sympathizer kind of way. At least that’s what my grandad who retired to Huntsville would say about him.

i’ll be damned if a solid “i can haz cheezburger” doesn’t STILL get me every time…and this one was no exception.

Fine, he doesn’t see color, but Daffy is still a Warner Bros. creation as part of Loony Toons. Donald Duck is a Disney creation which Orson mentioned, and he is the Oregon mascot.

1. Mascot

Don’t ever let Oregon forget what they brought into the world Oct. 22, 2002:

http://tinyurl.com/2hvsuq

Werner von Braun dares the duck to try to beat his monkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQJkec5OcKw

Was Werner Von Braun related to Klaus Von Barbie?
Like the scene in “Rat Race” where Jon Lovitz ends up being forced to steal Adolf Hitler’s car from a Nazi-themed museum about Klaus Barbie (Lovitz’s daughter believed at first it was about the doll )- ironically, his family is Jewish, and they decide to beat a hasty retreat from the museum and its evidently Neo-Nazi curators, looks like he is wearing a Hitler ’Stache and runs into a WW2 veterans convention…hilarity ensues…..

So Cow > Duck > Cougar. This does not seem right.

Thanks a lot jerks, I just got called out for laughing during a crim law lecture.

So… I’ve got to say that I love this site (just found it) but I have a bad habit of playing the “hit the girl with the water balloon” game which leads me to the "buy a ringtone site. I don’t care, I hit back and throw the water balloon again and again and again.

I am a bad person.

Inquiring Minds want to know Dept:

Will Dixon choke tonight and hand the Heisman to Tebow on a silver platter? Nah….

let’s not forget about the lost evil mascot twin: “roboduck”

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper859/stills/3f9939a83c7df-26-1.jpg

can any ducks comment on the story behind this thing?

Every time I think that there is nothing good associated with UF (who makes their co-eds do a school cheer that reduces the arm fat, of even those afflicted with the worst case of anorexic, look like a 70 year old school marm’s mid chalkboard writing upper arm gyrations?) I come here. Darkwing Duck. Somebody please photoshop Dennis Dixon’s Heisman campaign into this image. That talking baby’s got shit on Darkwing Dixon. Let’s – get – dangerous…

For the love of all that’s holy, let Oregon embarrass the shit out of the mildrats tonight. Let the entire nation see what a trainwreck the alleged football program at arizona is, what a dump arizona stadium is, and how absolutely godforsaken the entire city of tucson is. I would love for a Kansas-Nebraska type score to be posted by the Ducks.

The only things that make me think even a little bit that ua should/might win are 1) an Oregon loss would put ASU back in the conference title race…but UCLA and OSU can also take care of that, and 2) They have a tendency to pull at least one “where the hell did THAT come from?!?” upset out of their ass every year, and I don’t want ASU to be the victim of that one in 2 weeks. GO DUCKS!!!

I might have to leave a flaming bag of poo at the gate of the Bristol compound if they preempt the game with Bonds coverage like they did with PTI today.

The Wildcats may look scruffy, but my fraternity has the bow from Mrs. Wildcat and the tail from Mr. Wildcat squirreled away in the bowels of our house. Unlike Donald there, they can’t handle their biz’nass.

werner von braun? great danes chasing ducks? THEN ducks with killer stares? ask not for more for you could not handle it. the most funniest post on any blog anywhere ever. in the entire world history of blogging, from the beginning of time til now, in every language, this tops them all.

continuing with superlatives, the most underrated humourous scene in any movie has to be the hitler car scene from ratrace.

Am I the only one that noticed Craig James adjusting his balls?

Check out nikefootball.com and scream for Oregon – in this head to head interactive battle for support against Oregon State. Help me out by posting this your blog – the score is really close right now!

http://www.nike.com/usnikefootball/

Dixon is down and will miss the rest of game. Injured knee may cost him some more games.

Dixon is the only reason I wanted to watch this game. What a letdown. He was playing really well, too.

If the Ducks go down, look out…domino #1

Dear ESPN, I cannot enjoy the more game until you cram more 40-ish white guys into the booth, help me out

Eating an entire duck all at once like that must result in an intriguing blend of flavors.

At least none of us had to endure College Football Live for an hour and a half listening to know-nothing idiots crucify each of our teams on a wim. Thank God for Barry Bonds coverage for the next 72 hours. Ugh.

Dixon goes down, that’s a shame. But good for us!

OMG—so Oregon loses and Kansas moves into the picture…or Missouri? This is the weirdest season ever…I am sad for Dixon and I don’t want Tebow to win the Heisman

Gosh, a Dixon-less Oregon team looks a lot like a Ginn-less Ohio State team…shell shocked, lost, and hopeless. I guess when the most electrifying weapon you have goes down it takes the wind out of your sails. The sign of a true team is the one that can over come the loss and still remain focused and move forward.

I just turned this on, what happened to Dixon?

26: You may be overstating Ginn’s importance just a tad.

Damn, i was looking forward to dominating oregon in new orleans

Does tOSU Buckeyes ever give it a fucking rest?

Mao!!!

The sad thing is Oregon will blame any losses on Dixon’s injury, not on them being way overhyped.

Could this game get any worse for Oregon?

What a fucking disaster.

Kansas, Mizzou, Oklahoma in the championship game?

And the 2007 Heisman Trophy goes to….Tim Tebow, quarterback, University of Florida.

What market surveys are ESPN reviewing that says people want more overexposure of Kirk Herbstreit and Stuart Scott (looking like he has lazy eye in the ridiculous glasses) and more of the Lou Holthz pep talk?

Did ESPN fire a lot of people? Mike Tirico has a radio show, Mon Nite FB, and a ESPN SPorts Minute on radio.

Hey ESPN – more Rece Davis, and in bball, more Jay Bilas.

Less Oregon Ducks

30: replace “does” with “do” and the answer is no

@ # 32

Yes, losing your heisman trophy candidate QB to injury couldn’t possibly contribute to a team losing. Especially when he’s replaced by a QB who shares DNA with Ryan Leaf.

Yikes.

32 – pretty sure it’s not hype that’s beating them . . .

Hope that kidney really didn’t get wagered. Get the bathtub full of ice ready.

Thanks, Arizona, thanks a heap for being about to deny the Pac 10 a 2nd BCS bowl and millions of dollars.

…. AGAIN.

Cactus sucking jackasses.

The line on this game dropped 1.5 pts. today alone. Oregon was favored by 12.5 & then kapow! Down to 11 in one day. I noticed this this afternoon & thought something suspicious was up. Lines rarely move more than a point in the same day unless a LOT of money is wagered.

So somebody knew Dixon’s knee was more gimpy than he was letting on for the line to move 1.5 pts. in Arizona’s favor the day of the game.

Actually, a 2 loss USC team would have a good shot at an at large3 bid

Bear,

As long as Hawaii or Boise State doesn’t finish in the top twelve, Pac 10 will get it’s at-large because of the stupid “no more than two teams from the same conference” rule. Most likely it would be a 10-2 Oregon and whoever wins Arizona State-USC.

Being an LSU fan I wanted to have a shot at Kansas with all of the “unbeaten” talk (fingers crossed that we stay up there and can play for the NC) but I sure feel sorry for Dixon.

The line on this game dropped 1.5 pts. today alone. Oregon was favored by 12.5 & then kapow! Down to 11 in one day. I noticed this this afternoon & thought something suspicious was up. Lines rarely move more than a point in the same day unless a LOT of money is wagered.

So somebody knew Dixon’s knee was more gimpy than he was letting on for the line to move 1.5 pts. in Arizona’s favor the day of the game.

People are saying the same thing here about OSU v Michigan. OSU is a 5 pt favorite up in the toilet bowl and some analysts think Henne and Hart are more hurt than LLLLLOYD is letting on…..

I’d hire Holtz as a coach tomorrow.

43 – There aren’t any conferences that look like they have 3 BCS level teams. The Big XII will sort itself out at the top.

Glad to see there may be another black market kidney available thanks to Orson’s generosity.

@45

Interesting. I’m going to note that tomorrow & keep an eye on the Meeeeeechigan-The Ohio State game.

That would be keep an eye on the line of the Meeeeechigan-THe Ohio St game…. Danny, I’m a veg.

Henne will start because it is senior day and he is a senior, but how long he plays, who knows. He only played 2 series in the Wisconsin game. If Hart is healthier and can run then maybe Henne will stay longer. If he has to throw alot, it will be interesting to see if his arm can take it.

Jube,

If Oklahoma and Missouri take care of business on Saturday and Texas beats the Aggies on Black Friday, that would give the Big 12 FOUR ten-win teams.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT. I SO did not want to be right about the sick feeling I had about this game. I was channel surfing even before Dixon got hurt cause I could see it coming and was hoping that not watching would give the bad juju to the rats. ASU still controls our destiny for the Pac 10 and the Rose Bowl (Oregon with Brady Leaf at the controls may very well lose out and we’d be back to just one conference team) but I wanted it to be because we won out and the only team to beat us was the eventual national champion.

And now I have to listen to 2 solid weeks of those bastard pricks crowing about how they’ve turned the corner again, including a visit to tu-scum for thanksgiving with the fiancee’s family. Fuckity fuck fucking fuckers. :(

Does Texas play Missouri or Kansas?

No, the Aggies are the only game left for Texas if Oklahoma doesn’t lose both of their last two games.

Silver lining:
Mike Stoops gets to stick around for another year of “next year is our year”.

I take it back. The Big XII may not sort itself out. My feeling is if every conference had a round robin, you wouldn’t need the 2 spots max rule. You would know a team didn’t get to 10 wins just because they dodged the top teams. Hell, Texas might be better than Kansas and Mizzou, but we’ll never know. Bummer.

If ASU loses to USC and then wins it final game(s), and USC beats UCLA, the Pac-10 would probably still get 2 BCS bids.

This is assuming Oregon doesn’t win its last 2 games after losing tonight.

Basically any 10-2 Pac-10 team will get a BCS bid, one as the champion, one as an at large.

Bnb….uh…er…. you know Stuart Scott really does have a lazy eye, don’t you? Got hit by a ball machine at a Jets practice square in the peepers a few years back, and his eye’s looked like that ever since.

Well, just flipped on the game and BOOM Mother fucker! Oregon is getting Stooped!!! I guess Dixon got gimped up, and the back up looks like a skinny version of Brian Griese trying to run the spread offense….it dont work. NOTE TO OFFENSIVE COORDINATORS: QB’s that were recruited to drop back and pass, and are very white, cannot run the spread option, thus Athletic QB’s arent good drop back passers, and neither the twain shall meet….and if your Heimans to be QB gets hurt, be sure to let your defense know they have to keep playing…and your back up know how to run a spread option read zone offense…this is the most retarded display of offense since Alabama played Miss St….

Dude,
I thought Ryan Leaf was dead…….didnt Coach O throw him thru a plate glass window in a bar fight??

I will say this…this game looks like a 6A high school football game, not the number 2 team in the country for damn sure. They best be glad they got STOOPED tonite since LSU would have…..it would have been very ugly or LSU would have fiquered out a way to make Brian Griese look like Carson Palmer….MANGINO VS THE BIG HAT!!!!! I hope they make it, would hate to see Oklahoma make it and get killed again…..

Oh Christ, Ryan Leaf get out of my life and stay out

LSU would assrape Oregon.

Well looks like its time to watch the Ray “BoomBoom” Mancini story on ESPN2

The problem with the Spread O is that the teams are not physically tough.

And, when you have so much of the O run through your QB, more than a traditional style O, that once that QB goes down, you’re out of the game big-time.

U of A has a weak D, and if Oregon could just line up in the I, they could’ve punished them and worked themselves back into the game while wearing out Arizona.

Ryan Leaf still looks good at least.

NewAZTiger @ 65, I think it’s the other way around – you run a spread offense because you have an undersized offensive line so you focus on speed instead of force.

Am I the only one who feels good for Ryan Leaf (he’s had success at WTA&M)? I know he was a dick in the NFL, and he was a collosal bust, but the guy could have done what Rodney Harrison wanted and just sat on his cash for the rest of his days, but instead he’s using his experiences to try and help other young kids out.

And he isn’t doing this at Texas. He’s doing it at West Texas A&M.

I think humbling would be a massive understatement.

Google search did you know…he’s also the golf coach.

63

LSU can’t assrape anybody with a pulse these days. Has that not been proven yet? They might win, sure, but you can bet your ass it’d be tight in the 4th quarter.

D-nice — you forget, the powers that be conspire against the Pac 10. It was already gonna be a stretch for Oregon to hold off the Big 12 teams since the national media wants to punish the Pac 10 for not having a conference title game (even though we, you know, PLAY ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ALREADY…) Couple that with the seduction of all those frozen Big 12 and football mad SEC fans traveling, and there is NO WAY that a 2 loss Pac 10 school that isn’t USC makes it to the BCS.

Whoever wins the conference will go to the Rose Bowl, and that will be it. The only scenario where 2 west coast teams make the BCS is if one of the teams is playing for the national title, and the Rose Bowl picks another. That’s it. Thank you Tom fucking Hansen for being the most incompetent and impotent conference commissioner in college athletics.

Woo PAC 10 officials missing the most obvious face mask of the season!

Beaut,
I just want to say (as an SEC fan) that I really don’t have a problem with the Pac10 not having a CG since they all play each other. I DO have a problem with the Big Televen because the same is not true for them.

So where can I make arrangements to have your kidney?

God Stoops is trying to give the game away to
Oregon with a fumble running out the clock…wait….its under review…4:55 left…..the legend is true…
ESPN on Thursday night is where Ranked Teams come to die…..Colin Cowherd called it the “Curse of ESPN”…..fumble reversed….carry on with the Stooping of Oregon….

69, that’s only because LSU has a small dick.

Load the gun, spin the barrel. MAO!!!

Arizona students acting like they’ve been there before.

MAO!!!

God anyone with a TIVO please go to where there is 1:44 left in the game, there are 2 chicks I am sure when the camera cut away went into fisticuffs!!!!
One Arizona chick was drunk and elbowing this Oregon chick and it was on!!! Please link it or upload it asap!!!

Is it me, or do all the Stoops brothers seem to have different fathers? I think Mike Stoops may be Autistic…

Were they hot?

So, when can I expect to be seeing this spare kidney?

#80: Not really.

Which brings to mind the question: what two student body girls would you like to see fight/battle?

I’d like to see Ole Miss v. ASU personally. But, alas, without a playoff for the MNC this’ll never happen.

At least I’ve seen a cow eat a duck today.

Man, Arizona did all they could to give that one up.

WTF is up with ESPN not even having any sort of post-game. Both Sportscenter and ESPNews are only covering the Barry Bonds motherfucking baseball bullshit. Jesus I hate the WWL.

@74 Really? I always heard it was a chainsaw or some such thing. How disappointing.

Those officials were so bad it seemed as if they were trying out to be in the Big Ten.

Check the spot of the ball on the first time you go to the replay you morons.

Fotodog — In that same vein, I don’t necessarily have a problem with conference title games, as long as they are recognized as primarily the money grabs for bloated conferences that they are. The thought that somehow they are managing to give an artificial boost to a team’s schedule because Dr. Pepper wants to have a couple of 3 hour infomercials drives me nuts.

Orson,
I’d like to order a kidney with a nice side of Fava Beans with some Kee-ant-tee, and a jelly donut…..To GO!

Erin Andrews: “When Dennis Dixon went down what were you thinking?”
Antoine Cason: “I know one white woman I want to go down……..”

Fuk Dat Spider

Despite the forces of nature and Arizona doing everything imaginable to marginalize the Ducks’ chances, they still could’ve won.

Jesus.

78, they cut away just as the Oregon girl was escalating from shoving to throwing an elbow. The Arizona girl totally had it coming.

Artificial boost? Are the games choreographed on a Hollywood sound stage? The boost is earned and real, as is the danger of a loss. If LSU has to play UGa instead of Tennessee, I guarantee Les Miles will spend most of the week secretly wishing there wasn’t a title game.

This season is unbelievable. Suddenly Arizona State, West Virginia, and Ohio State are back in it. I think LSU will lose either to Arkansas or in the Championship Game and ASU to USC. So we’re looking at the Big 12 Champion vs. probably the Big Ten or Big East champs. The Pac-10’s and SEC’s eyes would be permanently rolled in the back of their head.

2006 Florida is the only team in the BCS era to be propelled into the National Championship Game. However, conference title games have cost 1997 Nebraska, 1998 Kansas State, 2001 Texas and Tennessee shots at the national championship and it should have cost Oklahoma a shot in 2003.

Fuck, I could have sold that kidney for more booze

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

DAMMIT!!!

DC #76,

Cal 06, UCLA 05, ASU 04….

…they have.

Mike Belotti….. MAO! AGAIN!

Dixon wouldn’t have survived 3 games in the SEC. That looked like High school football. There are big, strong,fast MEN playing the game in the SEC.

BOATHOUSE

Dr. Ed,

As opposed to the Pac-10, where they have small, weak, slow WOMEN playing? I’m an SEC homer, but some of you guys take it to extremes.

And could we make it through one thread without dissertations from TAFKATOSUB, other Ohio State douchebaggery and SEC would kill so-and-so comments?

@ #96 Ya, big tough MEN…. who let Tebow run all over them with basically the same offense. MEN… who can’t load up and stop McFadden and Jones despite their team’s pedestrian passing offense.

I was hoping Dixon would have a poor to average game, but I HATE HATE HATE seeing him go down like that. Hopefully he will be able to come back versus oregon state or at least in a bowl game. And to make matters worse we play on PayPerView this weekend so Heisman voters won’t get to see Tebow.

Orson, could we have an end of the year EDSBS “Mao Edition” highlighting the best of the boathouse shennanigans?

howboutdemgators,

That is a shame, because Tebow has really been underexposed this year.

That was lame. If Dixon didn’t get hurt, Oregon wins by 30 and he might win the Heisman. Lame, lame, lame.

Does anybody want to win a title this year, or is there just going to be a pile of corpses outside the boathouse at the end of the year?

I did like the “Dixon For Heisman” ad/segueway last night. Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh…

Bay Area Bear @ 93: all true. I suppose that would explain the relative discipline of remaining on the sideline for the last 2 minutes.

But the narrative was all about Dennis Dixon living the dream and honoring his dead mother. What could be more essentially American than that?

Mike Stoops killed that dream. Why does Mike Stoops hate America?

And the Air

Ryan Leaf was a jackass in high school, a jackass in college, and a jackass in the NFL. I feel bad for his brother, though. The Leaf family is really nice (excepting ol’ Bucky Teef himself).

Maybe he’s turned a new page (sorry, couldn’t go leaf there) but I’ll fondly remember him as the ginormous prick who trashed a luxury hotel room in Bigfork, Montana because he thought he was a rock star despite being kicked to the NFL curb.

+100 cocktails for the Darkwing Duck reference. Obscure but awesome.

In case anyone was wondering, the OSU/UM line moved down today from 4.5 to 4. If it moves down anymore I’m guessing that Henne and/or Hart are ago. Oh and the Oregon chick was getting ready to smash the boozed up Arizona broad with a nasty elbow to the face. This obviously would have led to fistacuffs which means hairpulling and tops coming off leading to someone accidently spilling baby oil all over them then most likely (in my estimation) some heavy scissoring action. Just another reason to hate the WWW

To fans of spread offense teams such as Oregon and Florida: When your QB runs the ball regularly, he’s more likely to get hurt at some point during the season. Therefore, saying that you would not have lost a particular game late in the season had your QB been healthy is rather silly, especially when you have no competent backup. This rule will hold true for future seasons as well. End of lesson.

When this game ended, I flipped over to HBO and watched the last 10 mins. of the Departed….which I think is an perfect analogy of this season for Thurday nights for ranked teams on ESPN.
Everybody gets shot in the head or the face in awesome bullet thru the temple, back or side of head exploding fashion, with bodies piled up beside the elevator, until Marky Mark shoots Matt Damon in the face (The MNC game…Marky Mark =LSU, Matt Damon, being slick and getting the drop on everybody=Kansas…)