O-HI-O: A SURPRISINGLY COMPETENT FAN RAP
For the Ohio I roll–a surprisingly competent rap for the Buckeyes. Whoever they are, they earn points for this line:
Made Michael Vick cringe they way we treated them Huskies…
There was no need to bring Todd Boeckman into this, though. When we think street cred, we might think Beanie Wells or Vernon Gholston. But Boeckman? Don't turn him into the Paul Wall of this crew. He's named Todd, and even with a mouth full of golds he wouldn't be any tougher-seeming than a Prius with spinners and an Apple sticker on the back.









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Sabanite says:
What? No mention of the glorious victories over Akron or Youngstown State?
November 15th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
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Matt says:
The Sleepy rappers are still my favorite Ohio State Rappers.
I’m glad I don’t live in Franklin……County.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRc6MsMu4HY
November 15th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
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Not You says:
Man, those awesome Buckeyes. They’re second to none! Except in Football. And Basketball. To Florida.
@1: You forgot their epic massacre at Kent State. And it’s so easy to write for…
“We killed Kent State it wasn’t hard, we did it worse than the National Guard”… PURE GOLD.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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BDoc says:
Are we completely sure that’s not Lundquist and Danielson with Musburger on the ones and twos?
November 15th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
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hellx says:
Much better than the Kansas song:
I wanna be a Hawk Star.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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osujeff says:
That was awesome. Go Bucks.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Gholston’s biceps on the wheels of steel…
November 15th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
sports raps just always sound a little too forced for my taste.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
“Larry is the white guy, people think he’s funny…”
November 15th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
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Holly says:
My Apple sticker is from the STREETS, sir.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Ehh something must be wrong with the link… it crapped out on me right before the line about them losing to a mediocre Big 10 team at home.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
That rocked, thank you Orson!
November 15th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
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bup bup bup says:
hahaha holy crap we’re awesome
November 15th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
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tim in tampa says:
Attention, idiot rappers of the world:
Ohio and Ohio State are two separate entities separated by, among other things, 70 years of inception. “Ohio” does not and will never refer to OSU, any more than “Florida” refers to the Seminoles or “Michigan” to the Spartans.
November 15th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
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Matt says:
Di Di MAO!
November 16th, 2007 at 2:08 am
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Sir Ginho 216 says:
Sadly, it can never match the WVU rap.
“Wit da dome on da top…cuz I’m from Charley-town!”
November 16th, 2007 at 7:16 am
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AlGator says:
I saw the Ohio State – Michigan rivarlry documentary on HBO the other night… I never knew about any of the Hayes v. Schembechler battle. Very entertaining… it actually gave me the power to watch the game with some resemblence of interest.
And this is wierd but… after watching the show…
GO BLUE!!!!!
November 16th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#1 Sabanite
You’re such a tool. Alabama went 6-7 last year. Of those 6 wins, 4 of them came against teams with a combined record of 7-39 (including 2 win-less 0-12 teams, Duke and FIU), the other 2 were Hawaii and Vanderbilt. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You haven’t beaten anyone out of conference in 10 years.
November 16th, 2007 at 7:23 pm