O-HI-O: A SURPRISINGLY COMPETENT FAN RAP
For the Ohio I roll–a surprisingly competent rap for the Buckeyes. Whoever they are, they earn points for this line:
Made Michael Vick cringe they way we treated them Huskies…
There was no need to bring Todd Boeckman into this, though. When we think street cred, we might think Beanie Wells or Vernon Gholston. But Boeckman? Don't turn him into the Paul Wall of this crew. He's named Todd, and even with a mouth full of golds he wouldn't be any tougher-seeming than a Prius with spinners and an Apple sticker on the back.












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#1 Sabanite
You’re such a tool. Alabama went 6-7 last year. Of those 6 wins, 4 of them came against teams with a combined record of 7-39 (including 2 win-less 0-12 teams, Duke and FIU), the other 2 were Hawaii and Vanderbilt. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You haven’t beaten anyone out of conference in 10 years.
Comment by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes — November 16, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
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I saw the Ohio State - Michigan rivarlry documentary on HBO the other night… I never knew about any of the Hayes v. Schembechler battle. Very entertaining… it actually gave me the power to watch the game with some resemblence of interest.
And this is wierd but… after watching the show…
GO BLUE!!!!!
Comment by AlGator — November 16, 2007 @ 10:00 am
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Sadly, it can never match the WVU rap.
“Wit da dome on da top…cuz I’m from Charley-town!”
Comment by Sir Ginho 216 — November 16, 2007 @ 7:16 am
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Di Di MAO!
Comment by Matt — November 16, 2007 @ 2:08 am
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Attention, idiot rappers of the world:
Ohio and Ohio State are two separate entities separated by, among other things, 70 years of inception. “Ohio” does not and will never refer to OSU, any more than “Florida” refers to the Seminoles or “Michigan” to the Spartans.
Comment by tim in tampa — November 15, 2007 @ 10:17 pm
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hahaha holy crap we’re awesome
Comment by bup bup bup — November 15, 2007 @ 10:16 pm
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That rocked, thank you Orson!
Comment by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes — November 15, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
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Ehh something must be wrong with the link… it crapped out on me right before the line about them losing to a mediocre Big 10 team at home.
Comment by Out of Conference — November 15, 2007 @ 8:32 pm