Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 11/15/07

By: fotodog

fotodog — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:23:49 +0000

Orson,
The monks have revised the old “umbrella, alms bowl and satchel” rules, they now have cellphones and spend all day in the computer malls gaming these days.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:31:42 +0000

If it helps, �sexual blitzkrieg� is still available for use.

Stuka? I’ve barely met ‘er!

By: slap-of-WAC

slap-of-WAC — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:33:30 +0000

“The phrase �sexual assault� really should be removed from the legal lexicon, as it�s far too entertaining a combination of words to apply to such a heinous thing. ”

If it helps, “sexual blitzkrieg” is still available for use.

I wish I could eat seven to ten PBJs a night. PBJs is some good eatin’.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:59:43 +0000

#23, Zone Left
That would be the 3rd PPV Gator game this year. For $30 you get SunSports coverage complete with commercials.

By: Zone Left

Zone Left — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:29:01 +0000

#14 – Being able to use all five fingers means she is an expert–and you probably should be tested.

Am I the only one that took a couple minutes to read the text? I guess I’m not cool.

Also, totally off topic, I’m in Pensacola for work and I just saw a commercial advertising a $29.95 pay per view for the Gators against FAU. What the fuck? That’s even worse than the BTN (except I could watch).

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:51:28 +0000

Distilled genius, from The Onion:

“It’s important to realize that our young men have been fighting pitched battles against religious fanatics who have been brainwashed into a culture that seeks to destroy all other ways of life,” Air Force head coach Troy Calhoun said Monday. “That’s just the way Notre Dame football is, the way it’s always been. You can’t reason with people like that. You destroy them as completely, remorselessly, and quickly as you can.”

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_military_wasting_all_its

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:41:20 +0000

Speaking of texting…whatever happened to the “Hawgberry”? I’m still waiting for the ressurection of that bitch.

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:14:09 +0000

wes @ 18

genius. that commercial gets me every time.

By: Big Hoss

Big Hoss — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:54:04 +0000

No worries folks…in Iowa City rape gets you a redshirt year. These guys will be back on the field in no time.

By: Wes

Wes — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:53:24 +0000

Agreed. The text messaging bit never gets old. Everytime I see a texting commericial I think of what kind of ridiculous text plan Urb has.

“Urban who could you be texting 3000 times?”

“Idk, my bff Tim Tebow.”

By: Eirishis

Eirishis — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:48:42 +0000

I’m not sure I’m down with the Intercourse Hero slang. If it’s anything like that other Hero game, then my 13-year-old cousin is better at it than me.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:34:36 +0000

Spurrier is Chris Tucker from Friday: “I was just bullshittin’, man!”

By: Coop

Coop — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:27:02 +0000

Boy, the losses must be taking a toll on Spurrier.

In his salad days at Florida, Spurrier would have filet’d Herschel with a clever quip, not even bothering to remind Herschel how stupid he sounds when he uses don’t instead of doesn’t in his speech.

I would truly be sad for Spurrier, were he not the coach at South Carolina.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:26:57 +0000

Does playing expert at Intercourse Hero mean you use all five fingers?

Also, shiny things have already been a cause of significant problems at Iowa already this year, in case we’ve forgotted the “Straight Outta the I.C.” photo shoot from earlier this year.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 15:17:18 +0000

Maybe it was tongue-in-cheek and maybe it wasn’t. I wasn’t defending Herschel’s juvenile comments, just pointing out that Spurrier, you know, kind of lied.