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Washington qb and Tim Tebow double Jake Locker will not go out of bounds even though he suffered a hellacious hit along the sidelines that knocked him out of the game. Hey, it worked for Dave Ragone, and if that isn’t a ringing endorsement of something, we don’t know what is.
Deuce of Davenport makes a bit of time for the Cal band doing video game theme music. Name them all and we will get a live girl to sleep with you! Ha! Because video game guys never get laid! Get it!
Black Heart, Gold Pants has a maturity test for you. We failed miserably.
As usual, an economist points out just how stupid and irrational you are. Ohio State economist Trevon Logan studies how voters vote in the AP poll, and comes to the following conclusions in a new paper. His conclusions:
Contrary to conventional wisdom, I find that (1) it is better to lose later in the season than earlier, (2) AP voters do not pay attention to the strength of a defeated opponent, and (3) the benefit of winning by a large margin is negligible. I conclude by noting how these results inform debates about a potential playoff in college football.
Meaning the “once you’re good, it’s hard to convince people you’re un-good” theory of AP voting is likely true. Another interesting question is what we’ll call the “Kansas Question:” how long must a team win out before polls designate them as being legitimate contenders?
Chad Henne joins Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson as openly enthusiastic public Soulja Boys. Life before Flash animation was a dark, sad place.
Nebraska’s rage knows no depths. This is proof.












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Holy hell, that Monty Python show is hilarious.
Comment by SpartanDan — November 14, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
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Here’s hoping that motor boating becomes a new fad. One can only hope and pray. The 180 on the dude’s attitudes was awesome, one can only think that if the Islamist extremists were out there tackling some bunda none of this shit would happen.
Yea I didn’t get the Pokemon one, but that was my guess. Yea those kids are fuckin’ sophomores now.
Comment by Brian — November 14, 2007 @ 6:58 pm
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I failed the maturity test several times over. I laughed until I was in tears.
I then re-opened it again and again and laughed every single time. I can’t help it - it’s even funnier than our run defense.
Comment by CockDonor — November 14, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
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And the band guys still wonder why they never get laid….
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — November 14, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
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Nothing but love for the Cal band, but the Michigan Marching Band did basically the same show in 2004.
The only thing nerdier than that? the MMB’s Monty Python show from 2005.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zK8jArro-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9yR8AqPoY
(Mich. Tech only sorta did it first.)
Comment by Jeremy — November 14, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
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angry husker fan, like rosie o’donnell, wears underwear with dick holes in them.
Comment by gerry dorsey — November 14, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
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slims @ 8
pretty impressive/pathetic. i got all of those except pokemon. the jumping on the flag pole finale was greatness.
Comment by gerry dorsey — November 14, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
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#3 & #9
They did do it @ FL/GA as I was in the GA club and didn’t hear the end of it.
I guess that’s our ‘away game’ show?
At least we aren’t doing the theme from Titanic at the Nat’l Championship game…
Comment by Boozey McHound — November 14, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
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Send that Nebraska chick to daCoacho’s angamannygment class, quick!
Comment by yoyofutbawl — November 14, 2007 @ 2:33 pm