DEMOLITION UNDERWAY
by Orson on Nov 13, 2007 3:10 PM EST
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PrintThe new server's going up tonight. You won't be able to comment, but that really won't matter as most people can't get to the site anyway.
Back in the a.m. Take cover.
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Just as long as Orson doesn’t pull a Jefferson (Jim Brown’s character) a la the Dirty Dozen and get himself killed blowing shit up.
Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son?
Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir!
Pinkley: Never heard of it.
by Brian on Nov 13, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions
Hooray New Server!
Go ahead and donate the old one to Mississippi State.
by Tony the Tiger on Nov 13, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions
I’m pissed that I missed the DD on AMC last night. Twins make it tough to ease into the couch on Veterans Day weekends and watch 48 hrs of non-stop war movies.
Two scenes that make me tear up that weekend:
1. When the little Vietnamese kid realizes his Peterson isn’t coming back
2. When Stryker gets it in Sands of Iwo Jima
by Out of Conference on Nov 13, 2007 3:44 PM EST reply actions
Hooray explosives when I am nowhere near them!
I am starting a disciplined regime of clicking through on ads so that you’re getting ready for the next new server $0.0000045 at a time.
by DC Trojan on Nov 13, 2007 3:51 PM EST reply actions
Yay new server, although I can say that I’ve never experienced any trouble getting to the site, but kudos! I will continue to click on your borderline homo-erotic ads to support great improvements.
by Dorsasaurus Rex on Nov 13, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions
So the old server will be referred to as “Server Redacted”?
You wouldn’t happen to be firing this old server because it is black, would you? Just make sure you try out at least one new server that is black, so that you aren’t racist…
by roaminggator on Nov 13, 2007 4:22 PM EST reply actions
ALL THE SERVERS THAT YOU KNOW ARE AT AN END
by gosouthgohard on Nov 13, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions
Those old war movies are on all the time, trust me, so you’ll get another shot at ’em. My grandfather owned no VHS cassettes or DVDs and somehow there was always a war movie on at night when he was watching TV. Maybe he had it piped in through a special channel but I think it was just AMC and those type channels.
by Brian on Nov 13, 2007 4:50 PM EST reply actions
#4
DD is on AMC right now but its almost over. (about to blow the tower)
by Uncle Brian on Nov 13, 2007 4:56 PM EST reply actions
Out of Conference:
a TiVo will change your life…..
by Sean Glennon's Jersey on Nov 13, 2007 4:58 PM EST reply actions
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Warmongers review Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, voiced and written by yours truly.
by dogtown gator on Nov 13, 2007 5:15 PM EST reply actions
Old servers are great for watching internet porn on your 50" DLP set.
by ramblin' on Nov 13, 2007 5:23 PM EST reply actions
To keep with the old war movies theme:
Is the Server Burning?
Von Orsons’s Server
A Server too far
Johnny got his server
Servers of Glory
and of course
Server! Server! Server!
by DC Trojan on Nov 13, 2007 5:58 PM EST reply actions
30 Servers over Tokyo
Johnny Got his Server
Servers of Tripoli
Red Badge of Server
Where Servers Dare
Run Silent, Run Slow
Peter North’s Young, Dumb and Full of Servers
by Out of Conference on Nov 13, 2007 8:09 PM EST reply actions
The Server Over River Quai
Gone With The Server
Server: First Blood
The Hunt For Red Server
Crimson Server
13 Servers
The Server Project
Server Games
Servers of the Sun
S*E*R*V*E*R
Server Harbor
300 Servers
Hot Servers- Part Deux
Good Server, and Good Luck
Martin Luther King: I Have a Server!
by Bo Jackson's Good Hip on Nov 13, 2007 8:49 PM EST reply actions
…how could I leave out the best war movie of the 80’s!?!
SERVER DAWN
by Bo Jackson's Good Hip on Nov 13, 2007 8:50 PM EST reply actions
Saving Orson’s Server
Servergeddon
Behind Enemy Servers
Orson Server Down
A Few Good Servers
Flight of the Server
Serverboys
Gods and Servers
The Great Server Escape
Server’s List
Top Server
We Were Servers
Windservers
Band of Servers
Yes, I just sat down in front of my DVD rack.
by This Is Your Captain Speaking on Nov 13, 2007 10:03 PM EST reply actions
“Top Server” Starring Spence Hall as the rogue blogging ace “Orson” and his cast of friends and foes.
Lloyd Carr says: If you screw up just this much you’ll be blogging about rubber dog shit in Hong Kong.
by Brian on Nov 13, 2007 11:19 PM EST reply actions
Good Morning Server
In the Server now
Server Bilko
oooh… The Server Santini
Three Servers
and most appropriately: Blackserver Down
by Brian on Nov 13, 2007 11:23 PM EST reply actions
OOC @17, Run Silent, Run Slow was inspired. Well done.
by DC Trojan on Nov 13, 2007 11:31 PM EST reply actions
Bury My Comment at Wounded Server
The Server – A Ken Burns Film
The Last Full Server
Gods and Servers
SouthServer – Bigger, Badder, and Uncut (there was a war in that movie)
Horatio HornServer
Server Hill
M&C Far Side of the Server
Legends of the Server
The Great Server
Server Now
Uncommon Server
All Slow on the (mid)Western Server
Servers of Navarone
by Out of Conference on Nov 13, 2007 11:36 PM EST reply actions
apocalypse server
servers of our fathers
the battle of server
The longest server
Come to think of it the longest server sounds more like a Peter North movie.
by Lars on Nov 13, 2007 11:38 PM EST reply actions
Thanks, btw I didn’t mean to copy your Johnny Got His Gun reference. I just noticed that when I was making sure no one had Guns of Navarone.
by Out of Conference on Nov 13, 2007 11:39 PM EST reply actions
The Thin red server
Servers of our fathers
Server 17
Servatton
Das Server
…I’m out of ammo.
by Brian on Nov 13, 2007 11:44 PM EST reply actions
The original movie:
Server, then the sequels Server 2,3 and 4….
When Jigsaw(Orson) decides to upgrade his internets, he has a little fun with the guys and gals in tech support…hilarity ensues…no one gets out alive
and for totally unrelated BS..enjoy A Perfect Circles
Love Song cover…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFiWoOeMths
and for a war reference Clancy style..Patriot Servers, Clear and Present Server,The Sum Of All Servers, The Hunt for Red Server….
or The Silence of the Servers, Schindlers Server,Saving Private Server, BraveServer,When We were Servers, A Band of Servers, Serversburg(Widescreen Edition), Gone with the Server,
Servers of Iwo Jima, The Green Serverets,The Server on the River KWAI,Dances with Servers,Dr. StrangeServer, Honey! I think Mangino Ate the Server,and the original Roman homo-erotic Serveratacus,and the fan favorite…All is Quite on the Western Server starring John Boy from the Waltons
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 14, 2007 12:14 AM EST reply actions
Actually the caption for the photo should read:
“At Ole Miss, Coach O is left in charge of the daytime fireworks display and decides to take it in a totally different direction and blows up the football field, while standing 20 yrds away. "
Its amazing how much TNT is on college campuses these days….
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 14, 2007 12:29 AM EST reply actions
o hai! i didn thinks yood lets us posts! kthxbai
by Cameron Siggs on Nov 14, 2007 2:35 AM EST reply actions
I just got shrapnel in my ass.
I don’t have time for this shit.
by nicksabanishunglikeanelf on Nov 14, 2007 7:46 AM EST reply actions
Last I saw of Adrianna La Server, she was getting in the car with Sil…..
by SonofSamford on Nov 14, 2007 8:13 AM EST reply actions
All your server are belong to us.
Orson can haz trade srvr 4 bukkit!
The Divine Server of Benny Lava
Fucking A, the server’s bleeding
I Can’t Believe It’s A Sports Blog
by tOSU_radar on Nov 14, 2007 9:56 AM EST reply actions
Fuck dat server!
Orson’s new server is the realest bitch.
The new server has the old server in a suitcase to suck its dick.
by Out of Conference on Nov 14, 2007 10:03 AM EST reply actions
go play intramurals, old server…. go play intramurals.
by DC Trojan on Nov 14, 2007 11:19 AM EST reply actions
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