OPEN THREAD, WITH BITE
This is the open thread for the college football weekend with bite. Enjoy.

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He should have kicked that damn thing…I doubt the dog would have noticed.
by roaminggator on Nov 10, 2007 10:06 AM EST reply actions
I knew what the pic would be before it loaded.
UGA scared him so bad he stared doing blow and shaving points.
Dang.
I like State plus five and UT plus a point and a half at home. Anyone? Bueller?
by Gurn on Nov 10, 2007 10:13 AM EST reply actions
say what you want about div iii football…but i’ll be damned if they don’t have a playoff.
by gerry dorsey on Nov 10, 2007 10:14 AM EST reply actions
Go Dawgs, Go Hogs, Go Gamecocks, and most importantly GO BAMA
by SEC! SEC! SEC! on Nov 10, 2007 10:26 AM EST reply actions
I have no problem with Gameday going DIII today, but I find it really, really rich that they keep expounding on how they are celebrating the purity of college football while refusing to talk about a great game solely because of a money reason. Wikeality at its best right here, folks.
by Meg on Nov 10, 2007 10:28 AM EST reply actions
I was okay with it until i heard the dude say “it’s just like being in baton rouge!”. I have never been to baton rouge, but the residents from baton rouge I have met lead me to believe the experience at an lsu home game against a big rival is different than that of a division iii rival game
by Jmuthaf'nT on Nov 10, 2007 10:36 AM EST reply actions
There is Div III football? Can Notre Dame play there?
Only difference in Div III football and Notre Dame football, is that the DIV III white guys can run fast, block and complete passes and put a drive together…
Go Dawgs!!! Roll Tide!!! The enemy of my enemy is my friend today, and I’m rollin wid Richt!!
Knowshow “1 step-full speed” Moreno should be able to run up about 150 yrds, allowing Big Spoon to throw for 300, I see 30-21 GA winning this one. Need them to physically destroy Auburn..No remorse, no regrets…
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 10:41 AM EST reply actions
Thank Christ we’re going to hear all about Notre Dame recruiting. I was seriously in fucking suspense, on the edge of my seat, waiting for them to hash it all out for me and tell us all how Jesus Fucking Christ himself has signed up for quarterback and through His will has eligibility for the next 4000 years, a 7’ 340 pound frame that can run a 2.2 ’40 and stiff-arm a bus, and the ability to play every position simultaneously.
Charlie Weis is a genius, soon they’ll have to make it the Holy Quadernity.
Praise the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost, and the Fat Coach.
by Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 10:47 AM EST reply actions
Although Jesus himself has only 4 stars on Scout.com.
by Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 10:49 AM EST reply actions
#9
Damn, a 2.2 40 is even faster than Sonny Crockett.
by DallasTIger on Nov 10, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Jesus is already playing at Florida. But even He has his bad days.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions
Well the 40yd times that they have on Jesus was done
in sandals, carrying a lamb. Jesus starts the game and ends the game, thus his nickname “Alpha and Omega” Always seem to have great weather every where he goes, and uniform never gets dirty.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions
The great thing about having Jesus on your team, is that no one ever gets sick or hurt, and if they do, it aint for long. And after he beats ya, ya feel good about it.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:11 AM EST reply actions
Wait a minute, I think I have been describing Tim Tebow in these last few post…….
If you dig deep enough, I am sure there is a Davinci Code tie-in, with Tebow being the end of the bloodline…
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:12 AM EST reply actions
Oh that uniform, likes ours, gets dirty. But in the end, He’ll wash it white as snow, just like our souls.
Yes, that was in bad taste and sinful. If I wasn’t raised Southern Baptist, I wouldn’t have had the background to make that joke.
by LSUJoshua on Nov 10, 2007 11:12 AM EST reply actions
Jesus never fumbles. He always has a smile on his face. He exhibits good sportsmanship. However he always has a bad game against the Romans.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 11:14 AM EST reply actions
@ 9
that sounds an awful lot like a certain Timmah’ Teeeeebow/Cam Newton (take your pick, one’s white, one’s black, they both wrassle water buffalo for fun!)
by Cameron Siggs on Nov 10, 2007 11:16 AM EST reply actions
#17
Now your just describing Tom Brady
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:17 AM EST reply actions
Mark May is a complete idiot. Buckeyes fourth?
In a perfect world, Mark May is manning the fryer at a Tijuana Taco Bell.
In a perfect world, the Big Ten plays a championship game, even though it would be 2 weeks straight of OSU-Michigan every year.
In a perfect world, the polling doesn’t start and the talking heads don’t try to quantify everything until at least week 6.
In a perfect world, Stuart Mandel is a Panamanian coffee picker, and legally restrained from talking about football.
In a perfect world, Mike Hart gets depantsed on a potential game winning play and fumbles as he scrambles to cover his vagina.
by Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 11:17 AM EST reply actions
State plus 5 is a sucker line. Take The Tide.
by JohnInHsv on Nov 10, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions
Pelican, I don’t think Jesus had bastard children, though.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions
Jeff,
In case you didnt know, Mark May is an Alabama Alum, and has a well deserved SEC soft spot. If OSU gets throttled again by LSU in the MNC, by another strong SEC team, his soft spot will never go away.
Mark May also stated that Ed Orgeron looks like Shrek, but talks like the Cookie Monster.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:23 AM EST reply actions
In a perfect world Lou Holtz would have his own channel with 24 hour coverage of our greatest national treasure. Spit and all.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 11:24 AM EST reply actions
Mark May certainly has a soft spot. That’s why he needs to wear a helmet.
by Buckeye Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 11:26 AM EST reply actions
#22
Thus the Davinci Code. Great history lesson.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:26 AM EST reply actions
I will be waiting for this great conspiracy to break.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 11:28 AM EST reply actions
I’d better admit my bias and use a more team-specific nickname.
Anybody think Michigan is going to get cheesed in Madison? I think it’s the only real upset watch today.
by Buckeye Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 11:31 AM EST reply actions
Anyone know the story with the Washington State flag at every Gameday?
by Sabanite on Nov 10, 2007 11:36 AM EST reply actions
All I have to say this morning is:
Teabag Toolbow!!!
Go COCKS!!!
by ctgarric on Nov 10, 2007 11:39 AM EST reply actions
I don’t know, but the Uga/Robert Baker picture made an appearance at Gameday: The Division III version.
by Gurn on Nov 10, 2007 11:39 AM EST reply actions
Dear God, Lee Corso’s sex life was just discussed on Gameday and he got a high five from Herbstreit. I’m going to cut my ears off and pour HCl into my eyes.
Sabanite, WSU alumni volunteer to bear their colors and the alumni association mails the flag to them each week.
by big jon 8.1 on Nov 10, 2007 11:41 AM EST reply actions
There’s like one or two Washington State Cougar fans who bring the flag everywhere.
Good for them, are they still doing it this year?
by David on Nov 10, 2007 11:42 AM EST reply actions
I am still drunk, hangover from the LSU loss, confusing a white commentator from Alabama and a brother from Pitt, although I still say Mark May likes the SEC instead of the Big 10….
Note to self: Sacrifice Amherst QB
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 11:50 AM EST reply actions
Loser Michigan fans announcing the lineups? Why not have Erin Andrews do that from a hottub?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 12:12 PM EST reply actions
best game sign ever (from Auburn-floriduh 06):
hErbstreit
Sucks
Pee
Niss
Second best game sign ever (Auburn-ugay 04):
Pollack
is
a virgin
by James on Nov 10, 2007 12:20 PM EST reply actions
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Yes, I’m worried sick about this game..Henne’s already out and Hart hasn’t touched the ball yet. Of course Wiscy is without PJ Hill also. Oh well, as long as they’re ready for next week.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 12:47 PM EST reply actions
My little sister actually found a sports bar in Minneapolis that is carrying the Hog game. She’s rallied all her friends in the Twin Cities to watch it, and the defense fell FLAT on the first possession. I’m ready for them to get to see some D-MAC!
WOOOO PIG SOOOIE!
by RazorChick on Nov 10, 2007 12:48 PM EST reply actions
Interim Head Coach Nick Saban is off to a good start vs MSU – 2 FGs.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 12:55 PM EST reply actions
Gotta love the enthusiasm of the Big Eleven. I’ve never seen that many people enthusiastically sitting.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:11 PM EST reply actions
- - why stand when you can no longer fuck in the bathroom?
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 1:12 PM EST reply actions
Arkansas just happened to pick up a random fat guy for their punter. Great job, Houston.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Who has the better college football smack talk shirts?
Sportscrack.com or Smackapparel.com?
Discuss.
by Willy on Nov 10, 2007 1:15 PM EST reply actions
I spent a half hour downloading the newest windows media player and when I opened up Yahoo Sports again, it still said I didn’t have the updated media player.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions
The FSN sideline reporter at Mizzou/A&M is Jim Knox. Everytime they call him “Knoxy” I do a double-take. These guys really need to work on enunciation – first it was face rape, now it’s a Nazi on the sideline.
by Mike on Nov 10, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Michigan: They are who we thought they were…
by 12-inch Idongivafuck Sandwich on Nov 10, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Step into the Maroon? I can think of a lot of things I’d rather step in.
by SonofSamford on Nov 10, 2007 1:17 PM EST reply actions
I think Michigan is pulling the ol’ rope-a-dope…
by Buckeye Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 1:21 PM EST reply actions
Does anyone ever listen to the Daves and follows whatever they are saying with, “No shit”? Seems to happen to me 9/10 times. i.e. “They’re going for the first down on 3rd and 1.” /’No shit"
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:21 PM EST reply actions
that’s the whole point of The Daves.
thus far, I’m a big fan of the McFadden as “the good OJ Simpson” comparison they were making in the first quarter. Hopefully he’ll start getting the rock and will treat UT like the bad OJ Simpson starting real soon
by Jerkwheat on Nov 10, 2007 1:25 PM EST reply actions
“Build a fence and don’t let anyone get into the gate’? What the hell does that even mean?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:29 PM EST reply actions
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What’s that, not as good without our MVP and our starting QB? I could have told you that before the game started.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 1:29 PM EST reply actions
Kansas just scored against Nebraska again.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2007 1:38 PM EST reply actions
Holtz vs. May in a fist fight? I have Holtz based on tenacity and jaw strength.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:44 PM EST reply actions
sorry, im late as hell regarding the whitlock article, but i just have to post this for anyone who didnt read…..
“Notre Dame is not the place to learn how to be a college head coach. It didn’t work for Gerry Faust or Bob Davie. It’s not working for Mr. Charlie. As fun as it might sound, you don’t want to lose your virginity to Jenna Jameson. You won’t last long. She’ll get bored and frustrated. And everyone who sees the tape will fall down laughing. Sounds like most Notre Dame games this year, doesn’t it?”
by jake steely on Nov 10, 2007 1:46 PM EST reply actions
JPW:
Alabamas version of the NFL version of Rex Grossman.
Can we get a QB that can complete 3 passes in a row? Note to Major Applewhite:
3 and 2 is for running. We are playing Miss. State.
We are averaging 5 yrds a carry, JPW cant complete a pass no matter how much time he has. He has enought time to count the change in his purse, put on his high heels and still not complete the pass.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 1:49 PM EST reply actions
Standing ovation to Mr. Whitlock for that piece.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 10, 2007 1:55 PM EST reply actions
So where is this McFadden guy at? 6 carries for 24 yards?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 1:56 PM EST reply actions
@ 63
Looks like his force field is down today…
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 10, 2007 1:58 PM EST reply actions
#62
I told a friend the same thing-J.P. Wilson is college football’s answer to Rex Grossman.
Man that interception was terrible. terrible play call (who did not know it was going to be a bootleg…), and then a terrible decision. damn. State’s defense I think has scored more then their offense this season….
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 2:07 PM EST reply actions
#62
Correct that, I predicted my own demise. No longer had I posted that, JPW on 3 & goal, drops back and promptly throws a Pick 6 going the other way for 103 yrds. Miss St, your welcome. Right on cue, JPW-RG(Rex Grossman) throws a game changing pick.
Somebody give me the argument why JPW isnt undercover for the opposing team, or shaving points?
If I get my sniper rifle, and a prop plane, I could make it a 300yrd shot from the water tower, not to kill him, just wound him so we can change QB’s. We will not be Auburn as long as that sumbitch is under center.
GODDAMMITMUTHAFUCKINSUNNAVABITCH!!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions
I’d file a FOIA on Nutt and Lee’s first half offensive gameplan, but I’d just get back an empty sheet of paper
by Jerkwheat on Nov 10, 2007 2:10 PM EST reply actions
I see Houston Nutt is still addicted to stupid pills.
by DirkDawggler on Nov 10, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions
Nebraska’s anger at the Sunflower State is getting taken out on K-State.
by Land of Os(borne) on Nov 10, 2007 2:12 PM EST reply actions
Should I be more nervous about this game then I am right now?
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 2:12 PM EST reply actions
13 TV’s in my basement with all the games…yes, I’m a loser…But god I love college football….Game of the day so far- Miss State-Bama…
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 2:18 PM EST reply actions
Hell, I am starting to question how much more Saban can take of boneheaded Offensive calls and boneheaded QB play. He is know to fire people for less than that. I am sure, in the locker room, there are some cursing from a short coach right now at the top of his lungs. I wouldnt be suprised if JPW doesnt get any better we might just abandon the pass altogether and just run it down their throats or just run the 2 min offense the rest of the game. If I was an offensive linemen or teammate, I’d be done punched that punk QB right in the jaw. Pee Wee leagues make smarter plays at QB than I have seen the last 2 games. Only way he can make it up is to hit DJ Hall for 2 long TD passes before he will get back in my good graces.
JPW makes Freddie Kitchens look like Peyton Manning. The next question I have : IS JPW mentally challenged?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 2:20 PM EST reply actions
Saban may be the victim of an unexpected drive-by Crooming.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions
Interim Head Coach Nick Saban just got Croomed in the first half.
You know, Shula’s Jumbo Packages at least had large RBs. I think I flushed a turd this morning that weighed more than Grand or Lowe.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions
Dear Baby Jesus, Please let Arkansas come back into the game. I am sick of hearing about the damn Kicking Colquitts, Ainge, and Fulmer. Please Baby Jesus, I do not want a rabble of Tennessee fans running rampant in Atlanta.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:22 PM EST reply actions
Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson Phillips Engelmeyer Schmidt just threw another INT.
CCCRRRROOOOOMMMMMEEEEEDDDD.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Pelican, I’ve thought Bama has been plagued by poor QB play and inept play calls since the Shula era.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Hey I’ve been meaning to mention this theory.
Disclaimer: I’ve got nothing against Catholics or Gays.
Does anyone else think that maybe Notre Dame has cornered the recruiting market on homosexuals? I mean, the only reason I ask is that Jimmy Clausen makes my Gaydar overheat and Evan Sharpley apparently owns a pink suit and like 120 pairs of shoes. It’s just too easy to picture the candid recruiting meetings with Weis, a recruit, and the local parish priest discussing the “merits” of going to Notre Dame where the showers are communal and practice is naked…
In all seriousness, maybe ND is a niche program where effeminate ex-choir boys can come out of the closet in the locker room, and that’s why everyone is so adamant about going there and their supposed moral superiority. Could they be hiding a deep secret of goatse proportions?
by Buckeye Jeff on Nov 10, 2007 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Well here we go again bamafanintigerland./…..
2nd INT to set up a score for Goddamn MISS ST, 12:57 in 3rd qtr
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 2:28 PM EST reply actions
Caddell pussed out on that route, but J.P. overthrew that ball as well….
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 2:29 PM EST reply actions
Wow, is Tenn. this good or Arkansas that bad? How the hell did this guy run for 321 last week and come out with this bs? The SEC is now just confusing me more and more.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions
Thanks for coming to next week’s party undefeated, Michigan.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 2:34 PM EST reply actions
Interim Head Football Coach Nick Saban claps in the same manner that Mike Dubose did, but just not as long.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 2:35 PM EST reply actions
McFadden is losing the Heisman today….Starkville is getting loud….NCSU is starting to choke….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 2:36 PM EST reply actions
This is Alabama’s 5th different OL line-up since the Houston game (so 5th in 5 games)
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 2:36 PM EST reply actions
I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try’n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
by John on Nov 10, 2007 2:41 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else see the line judge eat shit on the runback for the tenn game? Highlight of the day right thur.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:41 PM EST reply actions
Saw that too, Burrito. I actually think the ref hit the ground faster than Arian Foster was running. Holy slow.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 2:43 PM EST reply actions
And the slow crumbling of Alabama’s D-line vs a team that can run begins. LSU could’ve done this last week, but NOOOOOO…. The Hat had to get fancy-pants.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 2:45 PM EST reply actions
Hee hee hee…Air Force recovers a Domer fumble on the first play from scrimmage after the catch.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 2:45 PM EST reply actions
Jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:46 PM EST reply actions
Is Pam Ward working a game? He sucks.
Most improved? Craig James. I used to scream at my TV when came on.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 2:46 PM EST reply actions
God it looks like Alabama is morphing into Notre Dame…..hell I’d let Clausen start today for JPW
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 2:51 PM EST reply actions
Mario Manningham- Next TO? He’s giving Mallet an earfull after each series.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:52 PM EST reply actions
Good God Ryan Mallett is terrible. We have 3 more years of this? Where’s my whiskey?
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 2:52 PM EST reply actions
Speaking of great play from your QB… Please, footbaw gods, make sure Ryan Mallett is playing next week.
Well, not that Chad Henne is terrifying, but the prospect of trotting Mallett out there next week, throwing picks into triple-coverage… Well, it’s just a happy thought.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 2:54 PM EST reply actions
There isn’t a single decent game on tv right now. WTF is this the NFL?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 2:56 PM EST reply actions
200 penalties on Miss St…one on Alabama….Last week 4 calls overturned against LSU….Bama gets more calls than a bit titty freshman.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 2:58 PM EST reply actions
102 – the best game is Bama-MSU. Get it from ESPN 360
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 2:59 PM EST reply actions
103
Yeah the ref should stop calling offsides on the defense and 15 yard face mask for christ sakes. I don’t think any penalty called has been a judgment call yet.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 3:01 PM EST reply actions
Me neither…just wanted to use the big tiity freshman line.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 3:02 PM EST reply actions
Bill Callahan isn’t a bad coach, he just takes ten games to get into the rhythm of the season.
by Land of Os(borne) on Nov 10, 2007 3:02 PM EST reply actions
God bless Yahoo and their tiny “watch live” windows for giving me Bama-MSU.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:04 PM EST reply actions
I’m watching the Missouri game also..that team is ranked #6? Whose #5? Navy?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 3:04 PM EST reply actions
109 – Kansas.
Wisky’s defense is getting ready to blow another game.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:08 PM EST reply actions
Signal to Noise… how come all I get is this nasty Tn-Ark game on Yahoo? I want Bama!!
by Futbawl Fan on Nov 10, 2007 3:10 PM EST reply actions
One of the more impressive 3 and out’s I’ve ever seen. JPW threw 3 perfect passes out of bounds.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 3:13 PM EST reply actions
Why is my local FSN showing boxing instead of A&M-Mizzu?
by John on Nov 10, 2007 3:15 PM EST reply actions
111 – Bama-MSU should be selectable on the video screen listings (“Browse Video”) underneath the Ark-Tenn game.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Thank God for CBS, 15 minutes to Uncle Verne. I can not watch the Daves anymore.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Thank God for CBS, 15 minutes to Uncle Verne. I can not watch the Daves anymore.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Does anyone else think Ron English teaches taking out QBs?
by bucks_fan_mi on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Good chance we see Clausen “Supahman’d” today, too. ND cannot stop the blitz.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
We look like Auburn’s offense out there.
Star Jackson I guess will be starting next year. I am done defending J.P.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Has anyone else noticed that the Miss St- Bama game is the first game since the 1993 Northwestern-Minnesota game played without the yellow first down line?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
Another triple-coverage throw by Mallett.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 3:19 PM EST reply actions
Ryan Mallett throws another pick. I think we have another Rex Grossman on our hands here….
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:19 PM EST reply actions
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Give me a break. That was our only clean shot at Donovan all day. Just because he can’t take a hit doesn’t make our defense play dirty.
And that last post should say “takes another shot” after the Mallett pick.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions
Stupid UM seducing me with a comeback and a chance to cover…
On the flip side, gawd bless Ryan Mallett.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 3:21 PM EST reply actions
Mallett looks so lost out there. Henne yelling at him from the sidelines definitely is not helping out.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:22 PM EST reply actions
That’s a 4 million dollar coach calling those Bama plays? Can you use a coupon?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 3:24 PM EST reply actions
That’s a 4 million dollar coach calling those Bama plays? Did you use a coupon?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 3:24 PM EST reply actions
As much as it pains me, I’m going to be rooting for Ohio State to beat Michigan now. I really don’t want a three-loss Michigan in the Rose Bowl.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions
Anybody think I’m crazy for taking Auburn today? Hopefully it happens.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:30 PM EST reply actions
The Blackout is kinda cool, but Georgia just looks like the 90s Atlanta Falcons in the black unis.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 3:33 PM EST reply actions
Hey, its ironic that UGA chose to black out the stadium, since a good percentage of the stadium is blacked out in a another sense.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:34 PM EST reply actions
auburn georgia… blah blah blah… whoever scores the most points wins… blah blah blah… whoever wants it more wins…. blah… who will bring their a-game… blah… ’let’s go for it and let’s ‘step up’… blah…
and so mux exitement emmanating from them on that first pick.
sweet, a personal foul on the first play!
by rammerjammer on Nov 10, 2007 3:38 PM EST reply actions
While Nessler talks of the brilliance of [name redacted] at Illinois, the guys in the truck flash the 11-22 record at Illinois.
Brilliant, indeed.
by Parker on Nov 10, 2007 3:39 PM EST reply actions
J.P. is going to run 80 yards for the win.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 3:41 PM EST reply actions
UGA will have to stoop pretty low to look lie the Falcons. Though Stafford could get a head start by throwing a line drive at UGA the 16th.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions
I take back any bad thing I’ve ever said about Sylvester Croom. If there’s any justice, he gets SEC Coach of the Year.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions
Massive sack by Titus Brown to end the game.
CROOMED!!!!
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions
These guys are live blogging the Notre Dame embarassment:
by Quin on Nov 10, 2007 3:45 PM EST reply actions
oh the pain. nick who? how much again? for how long?
by rammerjammer on Nov 10, 2007 3:46 PM EST reply actions
Good job State. J.P. made one terrible play and it changed the whole game.
Croom is probably beating off right now, but he deserves it-he knocked off Tubs and Saban in the same year.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 3:47 PM EST reply actions
Assuming OSU runs 50 offensive plays, they’re on pace for 25 touchdowns. I’m pretty sure that’s some kind of record.
And fucking Tressel should have challenged that fumble on the long run. Goddammit.
by BeardGuy on Nov 10, 2007 3:47 PM EST reply actions
Same record as Shula – CHECK.
Loss to Mississippi State – CHECK.
No Offensive TDs vs MSU – CHECK.
4 Million Dollar CHECK.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 3:47 PM EST reply actions
Beating Bama to secure a bowl berth (I think?) and securing those crazy upsets is very impressive considering the personell that he has.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:49 PM EST reply actions
Someone in the Mississippi State crowd was quite omniscient.
And Verne Lundquist just referenced Lewis Grizzard’s great “Bubba and Earl at the 50-yard line” joke.
by Grimey on Nov 10, 2007 3:49 PM EST reply actions
well at least we will not lose 4 in a row…..
good lord Auburn fans don’t you have your own game to worry about then getting off on losing to the same team we just did.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 3:52 PM EST reply actions
I don’t know whats more painful to watch: Dane Cook or Notre Dame. Both heavily overrated and rediculously full or douchebaggery.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 3:53 PM EST reply actions
Div. III update!
DePauw and Wabash might go to OT!
It’s on HDNet!
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Nov 10, 2007 3:54 PM EST reply actions
A Notre Dame offensive touchdown….will wonders never cease?
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions
DePauw’s QB is named Spud Dick.
DePauw’s FG kicker had never ATTEMPTED a FG.
He’s 1/1 lifetime. It looks like the entire student body rushed the field.
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Nov 10, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions
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And yet he is 0-3 against Les Miles….interesting….
by wolftiger on Nov 10, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions
BBS,
Miss State will probably get a bowl bid but it’s not guaranteed. The SEC has eight bids and already ten teams have at least six wins. It’s been so long since Miss State has gone to a bowl game that I have no idea how well their fans travel and whether they’d be more appealing than say Arkansas or Kentucky.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 4:01 PM EST reply actions
John, I would think that with their pedigree that maybe someone would give them a bid. My roommate had some friends from MSU visit here and they said that if they would get a bid that a good amount of students would travel. He followed that statement by saying that where ever they go, they would raise hell. If they get a bowl, at least it would be a feel good story, but now I guess I should be skeptical of their chances.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 4:05 PM EST reply actions
I am not sure if Auburn can break 10 points so this game might be over.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 4:09 PM EST reply actions
Damn, hate to say it, but UGA’s O looks impressive.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions
If Ohio State loses, I’m drinking a 1/2 gallon of Irish Mist. One shot at a time….. (or I reserve the right to drink a 1/5 of bourbon in sake of expediting the situation).
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 4:14 PM EST reply actions
I’m pretty sure I missed the boat on this one, but Illinoise’s QB is Juice Williams.
Thats Juice Williams people.
Just call him angel of the morning, baby. Just wake him up before you leave him, angel…
(one drawback of living in Chile – no college football. I’m relying on you pple and espn’s game tracker to get me the info i need. Errrr)
by Jahosafat on Nov 10, 2007 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Could 2006 Nebraska be the first 1-A team in history to score and give 70 in the same year? They certainly would be first to do it in back-toback weeks right?
by John on Nov 10, 2007 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Apparently the Jayhawks struck a nerve last week…Nebraska is running it up on K-State, Ganz has a school-record 500+ passing yards and 7 TD passes.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Take some plays off there, 36. That hit was fucking fierce.
by OPS on Nov 10, 2007 4:17 PM EST reply actions
#154
Do you have the final on DePauw- Wabash?
by bucks_fan_mi on Nov 10, 2007 4:19 PM EST reply actions
#165:
24-21 DePauw. Ended in regulation.
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Nov 10, 2007 4:22 PM EST reply actions
J.P. Wilson vs. Brandon Cox in 2 weeks: Catch the (dengue) fever!
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 4:28 PM EST reply actions
OPS @ #164 – Will Muschamp was screaming profane congratulations to #10 after that assault.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 4:28 PM EST reply actions
Nebraska got pasted last week, but beat the state of Kansas 112-107 on aggregate.
by Land of Os(borne) on Nov 10, 2007 4:29 PM EST reply actions
Rennie Curran swam over from Liberia just to hit you.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 10, 2007 4:30 PM EST reply actions
166 – 24 reminds me of another 24 – Caddy.
Good player you guys got there. He should ride the bench in typical Richt fashion until he’s drafted by the Broncos. kplzthx.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 4:30 PM EST reply actions
MSU and Nebraska win on the same weekend – what could have been the odds?
More upsets in the making – hang on, it is going to be one of those weekends!
by anonMouse on Nov 10, 2007 4:32 PM EST reply actions
I really like Stafford. One day Alabama will have a QB like that I hope.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 4:34 PM EST reply actions
UCLA has abandoned any attempt at passing the ball today with the 4th QB starting. Amazingly, they are ahead somehow.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions
J Leman just compared the Illini defense to “like. 11 hyenas that’ll swarm and kill you.”
I didn’t think the weed was of that high quality in Champaign.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 4:49 PM EST reply actions
#165
DePauw 24, Wabash 21. They had the Freshman kick because the other kicker missed a chip shot field goal and a PAT.
by Adam on Nov 10, 2007 4:51 PM EST reply actions
Parker, let’s not forget [COACH REDACTED] had exactly shit to work with in his first two seasons at UI. I mean, two wins a year with that team was actually somewhat impressive. Now that he has some actual talent to work with … 7-3 this year, hanging with OSU so far.
by SpartanDan on Nov 10, 2007 4:54 PM EST reply actions
Well at least if Georgia can win today over Auburn, with us getting Croomed, I’d settle for a PUSH…we lose, AU loses , and we both ended up getting Croomed in the same season, whats the odds of that?
Ala and Auburn have alot in common, mediocre teams overall with shitty QB’s
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 4:57 PM EST reply actions
178,
[Name redacted] is setting the table so that the coach who replaces him can win the national championship in his first year.
by John on Nov 10, 2007 4:59 PM EST reply actions
The Fighting REDACTi are playing a nice game. Of course with NAME REDACTED in charge I’m sure they’ll find a way to blow it in the 4th.
by Yinka Double Dare on Nov 10, 2007 5:03 PM EST reply actions
#179
more then that…if Auburn loses:
lost to Georgia, last minute loss to LSU, Croomed, lose to average school from Florida, different OL starters every week it seems like….
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions
I love juice williams….down with the buckeyes
by jake steely on Nov 10, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions
Oh, and UGA going with the Atlanta Falcons look is really funny considering that their mascot is a dog.
by Yinka Double Dare on Nov 10, 2007 5:05 PM EST reply actions
Thoughts- Miss State played a 3rd string true freshman and won…Georgia/Auburn to end in OT at about 8 PM tonight (as usual)…Ohio State will win by 3 late….OK St by at least 10 tonight…I’ll be hungover BUT will be at brunch drinking $1 screwdrivers at 10 AM Sunday.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 5:06 PM EST reply actions
at least I am not a Notre Dame fan. I feel like one right now…
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions
Miss St.
Beats Auburn, Kentucky and ‘Bama.
Has WVU’s children.
Not good for the vaunted SEC D’s argument.
by Jman on Nov 10, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions
haha yes. I like blaming all of Alabama’s woes on Marcus Carter and Chris Capps.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 5:23 PM EST reply actions
One half in and the Sweater Vest is about to have a MAO! moment.
Please, Redacti, finish the job so we don’t have to pretend that a Big 10 team will be in the national championship game any more.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 5:23 PM EST reply actions
- Jahosafat —
“Angel of the Morning” was Juice Newton, and I’m embarrassed that I know that.
by The Big Dog on Nov 10, 2007 5:24 PM EST reply actions
If OSU loses, how many points do you think Oregon will be giving LSU in the MNC game? I’m guessing around 10, but that might be low.
by BeardGuy on Nov 10, 2007 5:34 PM EST reply actions
190-
You know you sing along to “Queen of Hearts.”
by wolftiger on Nov 10, 2007 5:38 PM EST reply actions
Unfortunately, Alabamas season , like most teams, NCAA or NFL revolves around the QB and how well he plays. LSU has enough talent to overcome 4 turnovers and penalties. Bama does not….yet….Alabama has a QB that hasnt gotten better in 2 yrs of SEC play, makes good throws at times and turnovers that kill momentum and cost us points off of turnovers, our D is so-so, but not good enough to spot teams 7-14 pts a game that our QB causes, but cant make up for them… we have playmakers, but nobody to get the ball to them so they can make plays. If we would have someone like Stafford, although young,can make throws to his playmakers, which open up the run, and you can score and control the tempo of the game.
I say, fuck JPW and put anyone who can complete a 15 yrd out and hand off the ball and roll with Fanuzzi, he must be the worst backup QB this side of China.
IF Nick wants to experiment, the game to that is coming up. We have to beat the fuck out of Auburn, or we dock him 100,000.00 per point off of JPW turnovers….that would get someones attention to make a change at QB. Hell I know Jimmy Johns is in the doghouse, but put him at QB, he wont lose the game for sure…….
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 10, 2007 5:43 PM EST reply actions
Saban got Croomed. The Sweatervest is getting [name redacted]ed.
by TigerNacho on Nov 10, 2007 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Seeing Ohio State get Zooked might be worth waking up this morning
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Karl Dorrell is the college football edition of Art Shell.
His face does not move when the Bruins have clearly quit on him and allow a 71 yard rushing TD.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 5:47 PM EST reply actions
how is it that i don’t hate auburn and i’m a georgia fan? great game so far. some difficult calls against us but there always are difficult calls against someone. hope it stays a classic down to the wire. like tuberville… like him a lot.
by 911doc on Nov 10, 2007 6:01 PM EST reply actions
#158: When was the last time you guys scored an offensive TD vs MSU? AU @ 20.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 6:02 PM EST reply actions
watch your game. We will deal with the embarrassment of losing to Mississippi State later on, we can talk about what back-breaking interception thrown by our QB sucked the most.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 6:07 PM EST reply actions
Moreno just made one hell of a deep cut to make it into the end zone and Verne yelled “Lingerie on the field!”
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 6:08 PM EST reply actions
Illini lost 1/2 yard on the measurement!
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 10, 2007 6:13 PM EST reply actions
But they gained 2 on the spot.
Zook damn near gave the game away by punting on 4th and microns. Tressel calls a time out to get a punt formation on the field, Zook realizes that he’s a gigantic retard and puts the offense back out. 1st down.
Looks like Zook has managed not to shoot himself in the foot this time.
by BeardGuy on Nov 10, 2007 6:16 PM EST reply actions
Moreno is awesome, all kinds of awesome.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 6:20 PM EST reply actions
Knowshon Moreno is a goddamned meast. Gets robbed of a TD pass on a trick play to Mossaquoi, so he rushes it by dragging motherfuckers with him all the way.
Only face masks can bring him down.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 6:22 PM EST reply actions
knowshon. just fucking wow. like trying to grab a fire hose.
by 911doc on Nov 10, 2007 6:25 PM EST reply actions
Orson,
See you at the Capital One Bowl.
Xs +Os,
Buckeye Fans
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 10, 2007 6:26 PM EST reply actions
SOOOO—OOOORE LOOOOOOOOSERS
clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 6:33 PM EST reply actions
The Illini played an almost perfect game. They deserved the win.
by bucks_fan_mi on Nov 10, 2007 6:35 PM EST reply actions
Buckeye fan here. Where’s the crow? It should be a feast tonight.
Also MAO!
by poguemahone on Nov 10, 2007 6:38 PM EST reply actions
So…I guess that makes Kansas No. 1, then? No?
by Boston Frog on Nov 10, 2007 6:39 PM EST reply actions
Can’t argue with that, the Fighting Zookers played a good game. I’m interested to find out how they provoked the fight at the end of the game, but not that interested. I can’t imagine a Zook coached team had anything classy to say at the end of that one.
So where does that leave us? Beat UM and we’re in a BCS at large game…Rose Bowl? Who knows?
by BeardGuy on Nov 10, 2007 6:41 PM EST reply actions
Glad to see Ohio State put up a fight at the end of the game.
Ohio State did pretty damn good in a rebuilding year-they should not be upset at all.
Georgia working over Auburn now.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 6:41 PM EST reply actions
Glad to see Ohio State put up a fight at the end of the game.
Ohio State did pretty damn good in a rebuilding year-they should not be upset at all.
and someone beat Tennessee so Georgia can be in SEC championship game.
I have seen J.P. Wilson’s future and its Brandon Cox.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 6:45 PM EST reply actions
SOOOO–OOOORE LOOOOOOOOSERS
clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
Were you able to tell that from the 2 seconds of pushing and shoving they showed on TV?
I would say sore winners.
I am sure Florida players would just congratulate and walk away if Auburn won and celebrated by jumping up and down on the Gator at midfield.
Illinois played a great game and deserved to win.
Here’s hoping Illinois and Florida meet in a bowl game so Zook, who’s players Florida won the national title with, can show Gator fans how overrated the Urban Myth is.
by bnb614 on Nov 10, 2007 6:47 PM EST reply actions
BeardGuy, won’t you win the Big Televen if you beat UM? No at-large needed.
by PW on Nov 10, 2007 6:47 PM EST reply actions
199, I don’t hate Auburn either. I try, but I just enjoy the games too much.
by Rich on Nov 10, 2007 6:48 PM EST reply actions
I was enjoying the schadenfreude that was the Note Dame loss and heard the great test thing ever:
Air force failed to convert a second down with 2:00 to go while leading by 10 Charlie calls a time out
in the beackground you hear someone yell
“Oh come on it’s fucking cold out here”
Notre Dame Football ‘07 : Oh come on, it’s fucking cold out here.
by Lars on Nov 10, 2007 6:48 PM EST reply actions
Florida screwed up.
Illinois 8-3, Florida and Urban heading south.
Its impressive to see what supporting a coach will do.
by Chris on Nov 10, 2007 6:50 PM EST reply actions
Gotta give props to Illinois…they whipped the Bucks up front. DT is definitely the weakest part of the team. Plus, they played mistake-free football. Just outplayed OSU. Still have a shot at the Rose Bowl.
by Hanawi on Nov 10, 2007 6:53 PM EST reply actions
223 – and you know Illinois started the fight how, exactly?
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 6:53 PM EST reply actions
#224
Good point. If we beat UM, then we get the Rose Bowl (I think). If we lose, we get the Capital One bowl (I think). Either would be acceptable. Figure Oregon wins out and then murders LSU in the MNC, so we’d play USC in the Rose Bowl. That’s a winnable game.
Capital One bowl is against another at large, right? So either Florida, Oklahoma (or Kansas, depending on who wins that game), WVU…those could all be good games. I’d rather see us play in the Rose Bowl than Capital One bowl, but either would be acceptable for a rebuilding year.
by BeardGuy on Nov 10, 2007 6:53 PM EST reply actions
Internalize this deep wisdom. Ron Zook’s records at Florida: 8-5, 8-5, 7-4. Ron Zook’s current record at Illinois is 8-3. He’ll probably have 9 wins after next week. This probably means the Big 10 is really lousy, but I like to think that it actually means the universe no longer makes any fucking sense.
I love Ron Zook.
by Troy on Nov 10, 2007 6:53 PM EST reply actions
I cannot believe that we are running up the score on Auburn——-GO DAWGS!!!!!!!
by jamiedawgfan on Nov 10, 2007 6:54 PM EST reply actions
The State of Alabama can’t seem to get passed them Bulldogs today.
by LegionofCroom on Nov 10, 2007 6:57 PM EST reply actions
I believe UGA might be the best team in the SEC right now… a coach that is not too conservative, a QB who can hit a pass more than 15 yds and a running back worthy of a champion team…if they do not play in the SEC Champ. Game it will be a travesty
another reason playoffs are needed…some teams become MUCH better by the 2nd half of the season.
that Dawg just bit that Tiger…right in the crotch!!
by Futbawl Fan on Nov 10, 2007 6:58 PM EST reply actions
#231
Capital One Bowl is against a SEC team..usually the 2nd or 3rd team. So probably Mississippi State-since Georgia and LSU I think will both be in the BCS.
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 7:01 PM EST reply actions
As a Gator fan, I am absolutely giddy over the fact that two of our possible bowl opponents are The Zooker and Ohio State. This is going to be a crazy-fun bowl season.
by Troy on Nov 10, 2007 7:02 PM EST reply actions
223 – and you know Illinois started the fight how, exactly?
I don’t, just like you don’t know that OSU started it, do you?
by bnb614 on Nov 10, 2007 7:08 PM EST reply actions
237,
There’s no way that the Capital One would give their bid to Mississippi State. It’ll be either Florida, Alabama or Auburn. (It’s not about who’s better, it’s about who brings more money into town.)
by John on Nov 10, 2007 7:09 PM EST reply actions
Baylor up 7-0 on OU. Black is white.
And my ESPN scoreboard says: Upset Watch: #18 Auburn 20, #10 UGA 45. erm….okay.
by wolftiger on Nov 10, 2007 7:15 PM EST reply actions
239 – I don’t know who started the fight, Illinois or tOSU… but these comments of yours:
I would say sore winners.
I am sure Florida players would just congratulate and walk away if Auburn won and celebrated by jumping up and down on the Gator at midfield.
made me think you were implying that tOSU was not to be blamed for pummeling Illini players celebrating on their field. The Buckeyes had 60 minutes to defend their field and couldn’t do so. To retaliate against a team celebrating on your field is lame.
And I’m a Michigan fan…I know ALLLLL about seeing other teams celebrate on my team’s field lately.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 7:17 PM EST reply actions
241: It was an upset watch because the away team was 11-3-1 coming into the game, UGA hadn’t beaten UF and AU in the same season since 1982, AU hadn’t lost the last 14 away games in the SEC while wearing white jerseys, and AU was 9-0 in the last 9 games against top 10 teams not named LSU.
The last team AU lost to while wearing white? UGA.
UGA just broke a bunch of streaks and did so in impressive fashion. I’m just pissed that AU didn’t get the next Caddy.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 10, 2007 7:19 PM EST reply actions
BeardGuy, you guys might get a BCS at-large even if you lose to Michigan. The Big XII will get one, probably Georgia from the SEC, and someone from the Pac-10. I don’t see a second Big East or ACC team getting picked ahead of you, so it comes down to whether Hawaii sneaks in (much more likely in that scenario now since Michigan lost today)
The Big Ten now has 10 teams bowl-eligible – and it’s possible that all ten will finish with seven or more wins (if NW upsets Team Redacted, Iowa beats Western Michigan, MSU beats PSU, and Indiana beats Purdue). Throw in an OSU win and a Minnesota shocker over Wisconsin, and it’s possible that the Big Ten could have OSU at 11-1, four teams at 8-4, and five more at 7-5. Try sorting that out, bowl committees!
by SpartanDan on Nov 10, 2007 7:19 PM EST reply actions
#240
I was making a bad joke about the way the SEC has been going, Mississippi State might be 8-4 at the end of the season, but they will not getting the Capital One Bowl no matter what….
by bamafanintigerland on Nov 10, 2007 7:20 PM EST reply actions
Stafford just threw for the quietest 235 yards in the history of college football.
The entire offense is nearly Freshman or Junior.
What’s that Comin’ down the Track? Sometimes wearin’ Red…Sometimes Wearin’ Black.
by DirkDawggler on Nov 10, 2007 7:20 PM EST reply actions
If Nutt loses to Miss. State, can he be said to have been “Croomed” ? Or must a coach be of a higher stature to be “Croomed” ? I just thought we would go ahead and get this out of the way in preparation for next week.
by Robert in Toledo on Nov 10, 2007 7:25 PM EST reply actions
Also, you don’t get to go to the Citrus, sorry, Cap One, Bowl when you finish at 8-4 or 7-5.
Hell, MIss State went to the SEC Championship with Sherrill in 1998 and still ended up in the Peach Bowl.
Miss State will be in Shreveport or Memphis for bowl week, dumbasses.
FLORIDA = CAP ONE BOW LOCK….
especially after tonight
by Coop on Nov 10, 2007 7:38 PM EST reply actions
To retaliate against a team celebrating on your field is lame.
Celebrating on the sidelines, with your fans in the endzones, I agree. Going to middle of the field to jump on the home team’s logo, or planting your flag like MSU did to Notre Dame, is low class.
And I’m a Michigan fan…I know ALLLLL about seeing other teams celebrate on my team’s field lately.
Good, because you will definitely be seeing it next week.
by bnb614 on Nov 10, 2007 7:47 PM EST reply actions
Could Uncle Verne and Danielson possibly have had more fun in the booth today? Love those guys.
by Bobby Decatur on Nov 10, 2007 7:54 PM EST reply actions
Uncle Verne would be the best drinking buddy ever. That laugh warms my heart and I know that sounds gay, but so what.
If you want to tackle Tebow, tackle him. USC should have stopped that play.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 7:58 PM EST reply actions
Good, because you will definitely be seeing it next week.
Ahh the week of hate has started. Somebody a little crabby that they’ve been exposed as frauds by the man whose name shan’t be uttered on this site?
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 8:03 PM EST reply actions
DAMN OUR YOUNG SECONDARY!!!!!!- ok there’s my negative post.
TD to Fayson was pretty sick, but it really sucks that Maurkice is down. Those Lakeland freshman are really special and I hope he comes out all right. BUT PLEASE for Pete’s sake grow up on the secondary!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 8:10 PM EST reply actions
Enough about Knowshon, what about frickin Sean Bailey? He was all the UGA offense in the first half, what the hell happened to the AU defense? I blame Cox, when he sold his soul on 4th down to beat Uga two years ago he cursed us.
by Football Diet on Nov 10, 2007 8:11 PM EST reply actions
I am very glad with tonight’s result. I don’t know what I would do if I had to see Ohio State in another BCS Championship game.
by Digital Headbutt on Nov 10, 2007 8:15 PM EST reply actions
Best sign at the UGA-AU game:
A girl holding up a posterboard reading “Knowshon is on my to-do list.”
by Cerbera on Nov 10, 2007 8:15 PM EST reply actions
I just happened to flip to ESPN2, the meteoric fall of the U is just disgusting. How the hell did the wheels fall off on that bus?
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Shove a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park.
by moocey (auburn fan) on Nov 10, 2007 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Jesus, the only thing pretty about this UVA-Miami game is Stacey Dales.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 10, 2007 8:39 PM EST reply actions
I don’t know that they’re the best 60 minute team in the country right now, but the Dawgs sure know how to make a game exciting. I broke out the Tom Handy rye when they went down 20-17. Suddenly, every Dawg was 132.7 proof better!
Knowshon must be a 21st century Tom Jones – women throwing panties, Verne and Gary dancing along with him….
(with apologies to Tom and Diet Dr Pepper)
“Scoring is like candy on a shelf
You want to taste and help yourself
The sweetest things are there for you
Help yourself, take a few
That’s what I want you to do.
Just HELP YOURSELF!!"
by contrarian on Nov 10, 2007 8:40 PM EST reply actions
Ebay Item: 1045000654409
Authentic “Home” Scoreboard Digits from the Orange Bowl in Miami, FL…Certificate of Authenticity included…Removed prior to final game played at famed stadium.
by GoCamels on Nov 10, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Ahh the week of hate has started. Somebody a little crabby that they’ve been exposed as frauds by the man whose name shan’t be uttered on this site?
Nope, I just know your team isn’t very good. I mean you lost to Wiscy for christ sakes.
What are you doing here anyhow? I thought all Michigan fans were relegated to Div II blogs until they could beat a D2 team.
by bnb614 on Nov 10, 2007 8:48 PM EST reply actions
Can we do some blow and pour out some liquor for the U? 31-0 at the half.
by Heath on Nov 10, 2007 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Nope, I just know your team isn’t very good. I mean you lost to Wiscy for christ sakes.
Game was meaningless. We were without our starting QB and team MVP/RB. Our backup QB is a true freshman who was overthrowing guys and employing the Jeff Bowden “chuck and duck” strategy all day. Even with the B team in, we still played them tough. But since you guys conveniently shat the bed, now all we need to do is win next week and the Big 10 is ours outright.
What are you doing here anyhow? I thought all Michigan fans were relegated to Div II blogs until they could beat a D2 team.
Clever! I imagine you’re referring to our loss to Appalachian State, a Football Championship Subdivision team…or, Div I-AA. They are not a Division II team. An example of a Division II team would be like, oh, I don’t know, Findlay , for example.
But nice try.
by notthequarterback on Nov 10, 2007 8:58 PM EST reply actions
To: Muschamp
Boom, Motherfucker!
Sincerely: the 30+ points UGA has dropped on you for each of the past three years
by Sutpen on Nov 10, 2007 9:20 PM EST reply actions
264 –
You wrote – “To Muschamp”
I read – “To Musberger”
I spent about 2 minutes wondering why UGA fans hate Brent Musberger…I am an idiot.
by wolftiger on Nov 10, 2007 9:39 PM EST reply actions
Man, if it wasn’t for silly secondary plays and three turnovers at this point, the game would be wide open. The absence of Percy seemed to have been a good thing in that it forced Mullen to spread the ball around. Hopefully the Gators can close well.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 10, 2007 9:55 PM EST reply actions
GA-AU: bright orange topless sideline outhouses should never be placed in front of student sections that were just given foam footballs….. I’m just saying…
by Meg on Nov 10, 2007 10:18 PM EST reply actions
jacob hester just went 87 yards for a touchdown. Took three days.
by wolftiger on Nov 10, 2007 10:26 PM EST reply actions
Hey, does anyone know how that high school game turned out? You know, the one with Amherst that GameDay was at.
by fotodog on Nov 10, 2007 11:17 PM EST reply actions
272 – After getting our foam footballs upon entry of Sanford Stadium, my friends and I realized just how much of a terrible idea it was to give those out BEFORE the game started. Our immediate instinct was to throw them at the Auburn sideline. Shame not all Georgia fans shared our restraint.
by JanLG on Nov 10, 2007 11:19 PM EST reply actions
did you hear the announcers remarking on teebow in the skin tight shirt? i thought they were going to run down to the field and make love to his bottom. guys, he is one hunk of man, but…. wow, he’s…i’m… confused….
by 911doc on Nov 10, 2007 11:41 PM EST reply actions
BACK IN BLACK, 45-20, BUMPER STICKERS ON EBAY AND CLICKABLE ABOVE DAWG LOVERS.
by dawgonedog on Nov 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST reply actions
>>> The Buckeyes had 60 minutes to defend their field and couldn’t do so. To retaliate against a team celebrating on your field is lame.
I agree. And my team did the same thing as OSU last year. (Against Illinois, oddly enough.) Defend the field during the game and you won’t have to do it afterward. If it pisses you off, beat them next time and you won’t have to deal with it.
As for the flag-planting stunt … from what I understand, ND didn’t bring the trophy to the game (apparently Weis didn’t even consider the possibility of losing it), and so the guys decided to make the field into a makeshift trophy. Not sure if this is true or not, merely something I heard shortly after the incident.
by SpartanDan on Nov 10, 2007 11:46 PM EST reply actions
Late to the party, but I must ask…
Did I see Verne “crank dat soulja boy” on TV?
Great googly-moogly…I haven’t been that disturbed since my mother expounded on the greatness of the film “Hustle and Flow,” then proceeded to recite “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp” in the middle of Chili’s shiver
by the croominator on Nov 10, 2007 11:55 PM EST reply actions
LOOOO HOLLTSSS SHOULD BE GIVEN AN AWARD FOR OVERCOMING, ALMOST, HIS LISP. IT’S A GOOFY, GRANDPA LIKE LISP, IT’S COMFORTING. I’LL TAKE IT.
by dawgonedog on Nov 11, 2007 12:52 AM EST reply actions
Damn! No SEC OT = No Brittany Spears references
by drogue on Nov 11, 2007 10:49 AM EST reply actions

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