THE ROLE OF ORSON SWINDLE IS BEING PLAYED TODAY BY…
Orson Swindle can’t be here today as he’s in the Himalayas attempting to become the first man to solo climb the North Ridge of K2 in chamois pants and a bucket hat. Please send him to the summit with your best thoughts. Guest hosting today and tomorrow will be EDSBS token double X chromosome, Holly, from Snarkastic and Ladies… and the lovely, talented, and startlingly virile jebushchrist from Black Heart Gold Pants. Please feel free to treat them as you would Mr. Swindle, but with significantly diminished expectations of humor.
The Mgmt
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SpookyJuice says:
Are you questioning my fanhood?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:48 am
2
Brewster Crew says:
Humor? I come here for the scintillating Alabama v Auburn discussions.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:50 am
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Aerobab says:
Bama vs. Barners…please, that’s for noobs.
I come here because the SEC ROOOLZZ TEH OTHER CONFERENTZZ!!!!!111!
November 8th, 2007 at 11:53 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Ala-Bama….Fuck YeaH! Saban’s here to save the muthafuckin day yeah!
J/K
Seriously folks, why not Coach Mangino to LSU with all the cajun cooking? It would be perfect. He should have known better when Willy Wonka told him not to eat the everlasting Gobstopper….he runs from midgets since the damn Oompa Loompas almost rolled his ass into the chocolate river…
November 8th, 2007 at 11:54 am
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Jerkwheat says:
As long as you don’t randomly ship me off to Cleveland for a week like my actual Mgmt is doing, this arrangement should work out just fine.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:54 am
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BDoc says:
How does this arrangement affect our Cheesecake intake?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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Brewster Crew says:
Also: will there be bewbs?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
God bowl projections have Alabama vs Penn State….
can we offer JPW as a zombie sacrifice?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:58 am
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Derrick in SD says:
Mangino wouldn’t last 1 season in Baton Rouge. He’d have an etoufe-induced coronary before conference play started up.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Pelican Pants….I would shit myself in joy if a bowl committee offered us that sacrifice. Especially if it’s capital one for the big bucks.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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jebus says:
:BDOC: Yes, there will be Cheesecake, and I believe that answers your other question as well.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
Pelican Pants,
Mangino would die very, very quickly here. The only reason he hasn’t eaten himself to death in Kansas is because there’s nothing worth eating up there and the food sucks enough to keep him from passing his ponderous presence over the mortal precipice.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
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PW says:
Mr. Swindle usually just lets us watch movies and eat pizza. He didn’t leave a lesson plan, did he?
November 8th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
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Brian says:
Mrs. Mangino should open a restaurant out there, she’s obviously a good cook.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
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Coop says:
Yeah, I can get cheesecake anywhere, but I want my weekend viewer’s guide.
Who will tell me what I should watch even though I will watch every ACC game, actually just attend the Clemson game and then watch Auburn/Georgia from the tailgate, in a witty manner?
I want my weekend viewer’s guide. O’s “real life” is bullshit.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#4 – Kansas is better for Mangino. There are no hills to try to haul his fat ass up.
Poor Orson, he didn’t get the memo that Buckethead, formerly of GNR, left the band and already summited K2 commando in Chamois Capris while wearing said Bucket.
November 8th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
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jebus says:
There will be a Viewer’s Guide as well.
(probably)
November 8th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
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OhioDawg says:
Swindle, you ungrateful wretch! Don’t diss the (presumably free) help.
btw – UGA in a blowout over Auburn tomorrow. Go DAWGS!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
LSUJoshua,
There is just too much Alliteration in that post for me this early in the morning….as Jerrell Powe would say:
Dis makke muh haid hertz…
November 8th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
NewAZTiger:
You sound like someone who’s never dragged his drunk ass up and back down Mount Oread — which the University of Kansas has managed to wrap itself around quite nicely. Please note the topographic map; the plains of Auburn or wetlands of Red Stick this ain’t.
Sure, it’s only really a mountain by Kansas’s standards, but still. Flat that campus is not.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
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tigercpa says:
Here’s a vote for the new management to commence “Camel Toe Thursdays”….
Just a thought….
November 8th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
What sport are we playing Auburn in tomorrow?
November 8th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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sevenDs says:
OhioDawg,
I see the drinking has already begun in preparation for the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
humanity advanced will own holly’s boobies.
November 8th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#20, don’t confuse the issue with your “facts”.
Actually, I’ve been to KU’s campus twice, and have driven up some sort of hill there. It’s a nice campus, actually.
I’ve also been to Stull.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:51 pm