THE ROLE OF ORSON SWINDLE IS BEING PLAYED TODAY BY…
Orson Swindle can’t be here today as he’s in the Himalayas attempting to become the first man to solo climb the North Ridge of K2 in chamois pants and a bucket hat. Please send him to the summit with your best thoughts. Guest hosting today and tomorrow will be EDSBS token double X chromosome, Holly, from Snarkastic and Ladies… and the lovely, talented, and startlingly virile jebushchrist from Black Heart Gold Pants.  Please feel free to treat them as you would Mr. Swindle, but with significantly diminished expectations of humor.
The MgmtÂ
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Are you questioning my fanhood?
Comment by SpookyJuice — November 8, 2007 @ 11:48 am
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Humor? I come here for the scintillating Alabama v Auburn discussions.
Comment by Brewster Crew — November 8, 2007 @ 11:50 am
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Bama vs. Barners…please, that’s for noobs.
I come here because the SEC ROOOLZZ TEH OTHER CONFERENTZZ!!!!!111!
Comment by Aerobab — November 8, 2007 @ 11:53 am
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Ala-Bama….Fuck YeaH! Saban’s here to save the muthafuckin day yeah!
J/K
Seriously folks, why not Coach Mangino to LSU with all the cajun cooking? It would be perfect. He should have known better when Willy Wonka told him not to eat the everlasting Gobstopper….he runs from midgets since the damn Oompa Loompas almost rolled his ass into the chocolate river…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 8, 2007 @ 11:54 am
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As long as you don’t randomly ship me off to Cleveland for a week like my actual Mgmt is doing, this arrangement should work out just fine.
Comment by Jerkwheat — November 8, 2007 @ 11:54 am
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How does this arrangement affect our Cheesecake intake?
Comment by BDoc — November 8, 2007 @ 11:56 am
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Also: will there be bewbs?
Comment by Brewster Crew — November 8, 2007 @ 11:56 am
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God bowl projections have Alabama vs Penn State….
can we offer JPW as a zombie sacrifice?
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 8, 2007 @ 11:58 am
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Mangino wouldn’t last 1 season in Baton Rouge. He’d have an etoufe-induced coronary before conference play started up.
Comment by Derrick in SD — November 8, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
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Pelican Pants….I would shit myself in joy if a bowl committee offered us that sacrifice. Especially if it’s capital one for the big bucks.
Comment by SpookyJuice — November 8, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
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:BDOC: Yes, there will be Cheesecake, and I believe that answers your other question as well.
Comment by jebus — November 8, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
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Pelican Pants,
Mangino would die very, very quickly here. The only reason he hasn’t eaten himself to death in Kansas is because there’s nothing worth eating up there and the food sucks enough to keep him from passing his ponderous presence over the mortal precipice.
Comment by LSUJoshua — November 8, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
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Mr. Swindle usually just lets us watch movies and eat pizza. He didn’t leave a lesson plan, did he?
Comment by PW — November 8, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
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Mrs. Mangino should open a restaurant out there, she’s obviously a good cook.
Comment by Brian — November 8, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
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Yeah, I can get cheesecake anywhere, but I want my weekend viewer’s guide.
Who will tell me what I should watch even though I will watch every ACC game, actually just attend the Clemson game and then watch Auburn/Georgia from the tailgate, in a witty manner?
I want my weekend viewer’s guide. O’s “real life” is bullshit.
Comment by Coop — November 8, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
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#4 - Kansas is better for Mangino. There are no hills to try to haul his fat ass up.
Poor Orson, he didn’t get the memo that Buckethead, formerly of GNR, left the band and already summited K2 commando in Chamois Capris while wearing said Bucket.
Comment by NewAZTiger — November 8, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
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There will be a Viewer’s Guide as well.
(probably)
Comment by jebus — November 8, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
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Swindle, you ungrateful wretch! Don’t diss the (presumably free) help.
btw - UGA in a blowout over Auburn tomorrow. Go DAWGS!!!
Comment by OhioDawg — November 8, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
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LSUJoshua,
There is just too much Alliteration in that post for me this early in the morning….as Jerrell Powe would say:
Dis makke muh haid hertz…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 8, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
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NewAZTiger:
You sound like someone who’s never dragged his drunk ass up and back down Mount Oread — which the University of Kansas has managed to wrap itself around quite nicely. Please note the topographic map; the plains of Auburn or wetlands of Red Stick this ain’t.
Sure, it’s only really a mountain by Kansas’s standards, but still. Flat that campus is not.
Comment by Albino Tornado — November 8, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
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Here’s a vote for the new management to commence “Camel Toe Thursdays”….
Just a thought….
Comment by tigercpa — November 8, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
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What sport are we playing Auburn in tomorrow?
Comment by Will (the other one) — November 8, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
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OhioDawg,
I see the drinking has already begun in preparation for the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry.
Comment by sevenDs — November 8, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
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humanity advanced will own holly’s boobies.
Comment by gerry dorsey — November 8, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
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#20, don’t confuse the issue with your “facts”.
Actually, I’ve been to KU’s campus twice, and have driven up some sort of hill there. It’s a nice campus, actually.
I’ve also been to Stull.
Comment by NewAZTiger — November 8, 2007 @ 3:51 pm