MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: EDWARD JAMES OLMOS

That mustache must be absolutely mustache-errific as the pic refuses to load.

Either that or the computer is afraid to load a close up picture of EJO’s crater face.

Was the name of Crockett’s pet alligator “Elvis”? I’ve had a running bet with a drinking buddy of mine and we have never had the motivation to buy the DVD’s to find out.

Must be some motivational lapse, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_Vice confirms, yea its Elvis.

Nevermind!

I see Mr. Olmos & his shotgun blast riddled face.

Continue to stand & deliver, sir.

aaah yes…selena’s father.

No matter how hard I try, I cant get the image of “American Me” EJO’s cinematic triumph, as he gave the order to stuff rice in the mouth of a drug czars son and , then shove a Rambo knife up that guys arse after having him get gang raped in the kitchen.
Then feeling sorry for EJO after he wore Lil Puppets jacket full of heroin and getting jacked by police, violating parole and getting sent to prison…again…kinda reminded me of Maurice Claretts soon to be life story

In the series pilot, Crockett was said to be a former UF receiver. So he was more Percy Harvin than Darren McFadden.

Nice to see Admiral Adama getting the Mustache-Love!

It’s like his face was on fire and he tried to put it out with a fork.

I still say those kids fucking cheated on that Calculus test. Hispaniels are known for their foul stench, poor work ethic and general untrustworhiness. Also, they can fly. True fact.

In unrelated news, this exists: http://www.somjapan.com/us/

There was a Japanese infomercial for that wondrous invention on youtube, but I guess it was too hot for the internet.

So cystic acne is prevalent with the Latinos? Olmos, George Lopez,….

all I have.

Yep, 2 people = prevalence

The thing about American Me I don’t get is how they passed off William Forsythe as a Latin gang member. You can’t play Al Capone on TV and Viva La Raza in the movies, homes.

Didn’t see it then, and I don’t see it now.

Never ask Adama whether you should pop a zit. He will always say yes.

Coop,

There’s also the bad guy in “License to Kill.” 2 could be coincidence. 3 is a trend.

I hate to be a twat, but I highly doubt anyone can run 90 yards in 6 seconds. To wit, the world record in the meters is 9.74 seconds, which translates to a mean speed of 10.26 meters per second. 90 yards in 6 seconds would be a mean speed of 16.4 meters per second, and incredible 60% faster than the current recognized world record. In summary: another SEC speed myth busted by science.

However, there’s no doubt that McFadden is fast. His 80 yard jaunt (which doesn’t include lateral motion on the field, which hurts his time substantially) averaged 8.7 meters / seconds. That’s hella fast for a guy his size in full pads (and again, with a fair amount of lateral motion in his run).

ORSON!

Why are you uber-consistent in providing pics of creepy, badly ’stached men (some of whom have been accused of pedophilia) and woefully unable to provide consistent Bunda? Have you been replaced by a cyborg with the brain of Andy Dick?

Wait a second. If this Sonny Crockett character can run 90 yards in 6 seconds, then he runs a sub-3 second 40 yard dash.

Which is impossible. So this is BS.

So say we all.

/nerrrrrd

Sherlock—Friday’s a busy place, sir.

If we assume that Sonny Crockett was already up to full speed when he got the ball then his mean speed would be expected to be faster than standard 40 yard or 100 m dashes where the runner begins from a standstill.

I calculate his speed as about 13.71 m/s (90 yards = 82 m and divided by 6).

The top (instantaneous) speed hit by human is around 12 m/s (Canadian Donovan Bailey clocked by radar gun during world record,http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/KatarzynaJanuszkiewicz.shtml

If we add in a substantial tail wind, no problem.

Plus (effective) gravity decreases as you get closer to the equator.

Besides, any SEC receiver that can’t beat a Canadian doesn’t deserve to be on the team.

I was told that there would be no math on this website.

Mr. Swindle:

Then in deference to your busy Fridays by the pool loofa-ing Verne’s bunions, may I respectfully request shifting the mustachioed perps to Friday and the Bunda to your carefree Wednesdays? Thus, no one (other than Bama fans) will feel cheated if they miss out on the sweaty, Ron Jeremey-esque, caterpillar-lipped extras from Deliverance.

PS: I believe I speak for many when I suggest that, as easy as it is to find our own Bunda on the pornacopia that is the internets, there is always something nice about having it provided for you. And like Social Security and the Mandatory Post-Coital Snuggle Period for Women (and Bama fans), once an entitlement has been instituted, it cannot be taken away.

And 5…4…3…2…1

until a Big Ten fan complains about the SEC speed myth. Until they can identify a fictional character from Ohio State who can run 90 yards in six seconds, that argument is over.

Steve Slaton makes Darren McFadden look like Javorsky Lane.

That is all.

I don’t remember his hair being so poofy. And on Miami Vice he always seemed to talk without opening his mouth.

1. Biggus: While I hesitate to acknowedge the “humor” in your post, you are right that the kids portrayed in that movie did cheat. Based on a conversation I had with one of the other AP teachers at the school and the brother of one of the kids involved, what happened was the proctor was very lax in letting the kids leave the test to go to the bathroom and they had a sheet where they were working on the problems and leaving tips and hints for each other outside the classroom. The kids were monitored more closely when they had to retake the test and the second set of results were legit.

Is that Edward James Olmos or a Pakistani lawyer?

Actually, I think DMac’s run was more like 8.5 or 9 seconds, but with the way the clip was, it was hard to tell exactly when the ball was snapped.

What is this? Pompadour Wednesday?

It’s also a little known fact that Tubbs played free safety at The “U” and once returned seven picks for touchdowns in a single game. Whether he was handling footballs or firearms, he was silky smoove.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tnyp9tRXRo

Skinny Tie Wednesday?

EJO looks like a Reservoir Dog audition reject.

Mr. Burnt Umber perhaps?

I loved Castillo and I still love him !

And I have the entire collection of EJO’s films.

He is the best !