SPURRIER WOULDA KICKED SOME TAIL, DANGIT

Dammit I miss Spurrier.

what in the holy hell did we all do in during the short, but trying time spurrier was not a part of the sec?? lets hope that never happens again.

Yeah, it is easy to say what you would have done after the fact.
   
That would have to be a pretty badass 3rd stringer in the first place to charge the entire Georgia team. And maybe they wouldn’t be penalized since they were already out there they wouldn’t be leaving the sidelines to join a fight. The whole thing could backfire on the OBC if his players went out to help the kamikaze he sent out.

You gotta love that attitude. And I totally agree with him. That would have been a perfect way to handle it.

Love the mental image of HBC leading out some dancers to “serve” UGA. Oh Snap !!!

That’s kind of sad. Guess there isn’t much left to think about now that South Cackalacka is out of the East race.

And I call BS. Any coach would have had the same “What the…?” reaction as Urban.

Dennis Erickson in Miami would have been speechless with no idea what to do. And he had players packing heat on the sidelines!

Spurrier would have had done the same – nothing. Well, other than throw his visor down.

I freaking love CFB right now – but throw some NHL-style goons into the mix and you’ve got instant magic!

Goddamn that Spurrier is a genius!

Suprrier is a genius, but also a complete idiot. i can’t decide which he’s being right now.

I thought the NBA was known for the second/third string goons.

Yea, thats right Spurrier, get some dudes kicked out of your game, not bad, but then basically hand a win to their next week’s opponent. Pure Genius. Eat more frozen pizza you old codger.

Right. Operative phrase being, if he’d have known what was going to happen, here’s what he would’ve done.

And if I’d known Sergey Brin and Larry Page were working on this cool search engine, I’d have thrown them a couple of bucks. Amazing how smart you look when the premise of your suggestion is being able to predict the future.

with all due respect rival, erickson would have had no say in the matter. “da u” from that era would have beat those bulldogs to the goal line and begged them to do something. “i wish a lawya would!”

I’m thinking that . . . he may be on to something. It may very well have brought morale back up.

But then again, that whole “scoring right after” thing probably helped.

Unfortunately, not nearly enough to win the game.

WWJCD (What Would John Chaney Do)?

it was a perfect storm for UGAy. Ok, so a UF player gets pumped and D-Lineman retaliates by taking out the original pusher, melee ensues. All players get a one game suspension. UGAys sit out vs Troy, UF sits out vs Vandy. Almost makes the move even more strategic as if we lose to Vandy all hopes are dashed…

I can’t wait for a lifeless UGA to lose to Kentucky…

Woody Hayes would’ve chunked his colostomy bag at them

Spurrier learned that trick when Bowden pulled it on him with Tony George a few years back.

Dick Vermeil would’ve cried

Mike Krzyzewski would’ve challenged them to spell his last name

Mike Shula would’ve kicked a field goal

How do you crash a blimp into a crowd of players? I mean, they either move slowly with gas, or plummet without it… and I’m guessing most blimp pilots don’t practice targeted kamikaze runs?

I suppose that if you just want to drop a gasbag on the assembled players, you could heave any commentator out of the pressbox and hope for the best.

Try the shrimp, it’s on special.

Mike DuBose would’ve clapped while his man-titties jiggled

Sylvester Croom would’ve stuttered and said ‘uh’

The Orgeron would’ve literally shit a brick and thrown it at them while mumbling something about nachos

Nick Saban would’ve gotten Richt’s website shut down

Dennis Franchione would’ve charged admission

Rich Brook’s would’ve thought it was bullshit

Houston Nutt would’ve sent a sexy text

Steve Spurrier is like some kind of evil Bond villian/football coach. He’s always two steps ahead, but his plans are ridiculously circuitous. “We’ll beat Georgiuh by getting them suspended! DELICIOUSLY DIABOLICAL!”

RE: #11 and #21: I’m working on a Supersonic Blimp as part of my future Bond Villian/Eccentric Billionaire Persona for down the line. Care to throw me a couple bucks for some R&D? I feel like this idea’s got legs!

wow thats fucked up two people posted “bond villain” consecutively without either knowing prior.

Chan Gailey would’ve run a safe draw play.

Spurrier is just desperate to get into the papers and feel relevant again. Kind of sad, really.

James Bond would’ve slept with someone in cahoots with the villain

Cup o’ coffee to Spooky for Shula’s FG. You forgot that he would have ran three listless dives up the gut with our double-top-secret- FB package first.

I can’t wait for a lifeless UGA to lose to Kentucky…

That is what your hopes are pinned on now, aren’t they?

Good luck with that.

Yeah Der Schatten, I thought about that after, but it’s implied for anyone that remotely followed the Tide A.P(after Protho, which is seemingly when he shit his pants, play calling wise)

Is it good enough to make it an Irish?

Jim Tressel would’ve stood there stoically, revealing nothing, and made a mental note to burn down the houses of their families after the game

Maybe he could have launched giant seabass with frikkin’ laserguns attached to their heads….

Joe Pa would have “Ooops, I Crapped My Pants!”

#22. Nutt would not have sent a sexy text. He would have chewed his fingernails to the quick and then worriedly slipped back to the bench like the Fonz did in Waterboy.

tOSUBuckeyes would have responded with a technically factual, but horribly slanted and irrelevant diatribe about Nick Saban and Bama fans.

1. DCTrojan

+1 cocktail for you sir

re: #30 – like anyone’s safe this season. UGA tanking against KY would fit easily into the 2007 CFB script. So would tanking against Troy. Now wouldn’t THAT be just a hoot?

Tuberville would have gone for it on 4th and 1 on his own 7(*), only to punt on the ensuing third down in order to win the game with defense.

(*)Yes, I know.

As a Cock fan, as opposed to you fans of cocks, I have to nominate Cody Wells for the position of crazy dude to run on the field and challenge the entire opposing team to a fight in the hope they take him up on the offer and decide to throw down resulting in ejections, suspensions, and general goodness. Wells is crazy, white, tough, crazy, and most importantly we could live without him.

Phil Fulmer would’ve sharted in his bright-orange drawers and then ordered his own players to raise their intensity level by knocking over a liquor store.

Stevie is just mad he didn’t get to do it first.

I think he is still smarting from Miles fantastic fake punt against him…. It is nice to see that the UGA beatdown of Spurirer and the Gators in the 60’s still stings….

Spurrier knows the game and played it. I have no doubt he would have done it. It would have been great if had worked. That’s called coaching. Beat the other guy at his own game.

Why is it “tanking” for UGa to lose to Kentucky?
Kentucky’s been a better team most of the season. If Dawg fans are going to get this high and mighty every time, I’m glad we only have to put up with them beating Florida once in a blue moon.

Herschel Walker is not walking through that door.

#43

But Knowshon Moreno is, and is, and is.

Make that #44 or wherever “Chg” is now.

Banner Change, Maybe Not Dept:

Urban Meyer won a MNC and stil has not gotten on the EDSBS banner with Kid Tebow. Given the latest Spurrier remarks, it makes total sense to keep the ’Head Ball Coach up there on the banner.

#36, LOL

1. - Hmmmmm: Or maybe you haven’t gotten over the defeat Spurrier handed your very much non-“lifeless” Dogs this season.

Charlie Weis would have drawn up an offense that didn’t work.

Bill Callahan would have told the ref that it was too technical for him to understand.

Ty Willingham would have done absolutely nothing.

Lloyd Carr would have said, “That was a nice fucking call”.

Pete Carroll would have given the throat slash gesture to Richt.

Spurrier would send his son Scott over. Scotty, #83, looks to be about 5’4"

Scotty would strut over and say “Start fighting, or I’ll ex-e-cute every last mother &^(%(^ one of you.”

#34, Brian, no need to ask us for cash – just add “stealth” or “drone” to the description of your supersonic blimp and watch the DARPA dollars roll in.

Honestly, I am a bit disappointed in the Ole Ball Coach’s answer. It is certainly was an answer, but it just wasn’t really witty or humorous. I expect more from him.

“Lay the knuckles flat and let the old waggling fingerdick do the talking. "

priceless.

What would have been great, is Urban sends his 3 rd stringers out there and the Fla/Ga players engage in
the Worlds Largest Square Dancing competition
…….bow to your left bow to your right, doe-C-doe!!!