JUST A MOMENT. IN THE MEANTIME, GET MONEY.

by Orson on Nov 1, 2007 9:21 AM EDT

The Curious Index will be along in a moment. In the meantime, please enjoy genius of the totally unrelated to football variety.

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Destro and the Baroness vs. Jay-Z and Beyonce…discuss…

by Billy in Baton Rouge on Nov 1, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, that was pretty rad.

by Jeff on Nov 1, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

Derrick Odom is the love child of Destro and Baroness.

by CK on Nov 1, 2007 9:34 AM EDT reply actions

I didn’t remember all those skimpy outfits… it’s no wonder I loved GI Joe

by Stranko Montana on Nov 1, 2007 9:47 AM EDT reply actions

Biggie lives!

by AllWhoYonder on Nov 1, 2007 9:47 AM EDT reply actions

GI Joe could spoon feed sex, violence and stereotypes to young kids (like me), and had the balls to always wrap it up at the end with the morality play. Best cartoon of my youth.
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

by TigerNacho on Nov 1, 2007 9:52 AM EDT reply actions

That was awesome.

by tru-blu-psu on Nov 1, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

Dayyuum! I have no recollection of GI Joe being so… awesome. I watched it a ton. All of the itty bitty bikinis and cleavage revealing shirts… I wonder if that has anything to do with my current habit of allowing my mind to wander to “relations” every 10 to 15 seconds a day?

by skinnyphatman on Nov 1, 2007 10:01 AM EDT reply actions

GI Joe and Transformers, the greatest afternoon educational programming known to man.

Here’s another video from the guy that created that one:

Serpentor “Woohaaa (Got you all in check)”
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9YYMw1_FZL8

Be sure to check out The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime if you are dead set on ruining your creativity this morning. Then maybe top it off with I’m The Juggernaut Bitch.

by LSUJoshua on Nov 1, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions

Yea ditto on all the prime trim in GI Joe. I mean, its weird that all I remember are those two kids trying to play with a downed power line.

by Brian on Nov 1, 2007 10:47 AM EDT reply actions

outstanding. i was both impressed and rolling through most of that video.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 1, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

The Baronness is the realest bitch I know.

#9
“Rodimus, you’ve run this operation into the fucking ground.”

Theory – Tom Osborne is Optimus Prime, Callahan is Rodimus and now Dr. Prime is back to fuck Bob Stoops/Galvatron right up his ass.

by NoleinTexas on Nov 1, 2007 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

Biggie Baby!

by SpookyJuice on Nov 1, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

That’s the sweetness… Unbeflippinievable.

by Irwin Fletcher on Nov 1, 2007 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

I, like you guys, don’t remember all the prime shots of cartoon leg. Now I’m fucking pissed that I ordered the Sailboard with the black Navy Seal when I was a kid (with proofs of purchases) and it didn’t come with any pussy.
I guess even Hasbro knew that in the future, all windsurfers would be gay guys wearing banana hammocks. Not that there’s…

by Out of Conference on Nov 1, 2007 12:45 PM EDT reply actions