Comments on: BODY COUNT, BODY COUNT: WEEK TEN

By: Big Ten Joe

Big Ten Joe — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:25:26 +0000

Re: Minnesota Defense

I think you meant to say “[t]hey will lie down on the sidelines . . . .”

By: eric y

eric y — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:18:35 +0000

And carry on crooked people as well!
Jay Whitlow took my tv home with him last night so we are available.
Eric y through a beer bottle at VC yesterday and the half-time show at jay whitlow’s house is open to all.
eric y and jay whitlow

By: Brawndo

Brawndo — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:18:33 +0000

Sadly, the widely acclaimed ‘fetal position’ cover package for the gophers will likely be enough to stymie Juice…

By: Old Enough to Remember

Old Enough to Remember — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:03:57 +0000

Y’all do know where Ray Nitschke played his college ball, I assume.

By: tOSU_radar

tOSU_radar — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:23:33 +0000

Oh yeah, he’ll be bringing the BOOMSTICK, ready to take on those touchy-feely primates!

By: George P. Burdell

George P. Burdell — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:46:55 +0000

No mention of Tashard Choice, the best player in the ACC not named Ryan? GT also lost a starting OL for the season, Nate McManus, with a shoulder.

Also, I don’t see the SEC count, but UT suspended a group for “team violations”, including LaMarcus “That’s 5 Minutes in Timeout For You” Coker. Why does Fulmer always get tough on discipline right before the Louisiana Tech/Eastern Michigan/UTEP game?

By: Herb

Herb — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:06:08 +0000

Don’t forget NC State is well on their way to setting the record for most knee surgeries in a single season.

By: fotodog

fotodog — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:01:19 +0000

Also Taylor Bennett is recovering from puberty this week, but looks like a go for gametime.

By: PW

PW — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:49:56 +0000

Phil McCracken?

I haven’t listened to JB&B in a long time.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:47:31 +0000

Illinois isn’t a wrecked minivan as much as they are a 1996 Lexus crashing into a tree.

By: Brandon Cox's Vagina

Brandon Cox's Vagina — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:40:39 +0000

Jorts.

Been Way too long without reading that word on this blog.

Carry on, Straight People.

By: Proof Speaker

Proof Speaker — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:26:29 +0000

This is proof once again that no one cares about the Pac 10.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:26:06 +0000

The best part of the game tonight is likely to be Half time.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:23:06 +0000

GT has one guy, who’s the RB of the future. He might run for 100 yards, but we are so fucking fucked. Jonathan Dwyer and Jamaal Evans are pretty good, but it probably wont be enough on its own. Taylor Bennett was probably out drinking alll this week so you know he’ll be groggy, that should be nice.

By: Rival

Rival — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:14:34 +0000

Does every team or conference have an offensive lineman named “Joe Thomas”?

Wasn’t that the name of the Wisconsin lineman drafted so high last year.

“Joe Thomas” is a classic, white-boy offensive line name. I envision a complete o-line somewhere in the Big 10 with every jersey reading “Thomas” across the back.