HIS NAME IS EARL

by Orson on Oct 31, 2007 1:19 PM EDT

...Earl Bennett, who should catch 20 passes for 3045 yards and 23 tds versus Florida's zombiefied secondary this week. Earl's website has a ticker in the lower right hand corner detailing the number of career catches he has--"215 and counting," according to the latest update.

That Bennett's been the unstoppable slant-eating YACbeast that he is while playing for Vandy means that someone, somewhere on an SEC recruiting team needs to be shot immediately and replaced with a film-watching ape. (No Ed Orgeron jokes, please.) Bennett's "off the field" film is set to the music from T-Pain's "Shawty," which means that he, too, can show you what a real dood like, and how to talk while you take pipe, ladies.*

*If that doesn't get you wet, ladies, well...you're human and have standards. It's the worst love song we've ever heard.

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Super nice kid, but damn that’s a Mammy-esque grin if I’ve ever seen one….

by Bobby Decatur on Oct 31, 2007 1:57 PM EDT reply actions

yeah I am not sure how he left the Birmingham area to get to Vandy. Though I am also not sure how Percy Harvin and Keenan Burton are finalist for the Biletnikoff award and D.J. Hall is not.

by bamafanintigerland on Oct 31, 2007 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

Well, most people take I-65N to Nash…oh…don’t I feel like a tool.

by This is Your Captain Speaking on Oct 31, 2007 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t care if he plays for Texas Tech, and is a Freshman…if anyone wins the Biletnikoff other than Michael Crabtree this year, the award is as much of a joke as the Heisman.

by Gentleman Masher on Oct 31, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

He may have went with the backroads, I have no idea. Once I posted it, I was like get ready for smartass comments, too bad there is no edit button around here.

and I am not say D.J. Hall should win, I am saying he should be on the finalist list at the very least.

by bamafanintigerland on Oct 31, 2007 3:19 PM EDT reply actions

I may be mistaken but I think Earl originally committed to Ky but our genius DC Archer wanted him as a DB so he left for lowly Vandy. Good choice, Earl.

by drewky on Oct 31, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

Auburn stopped him cold.

by Auburn Joe on Oct 31, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions

Because of this post, I looked up the full lyrics to “Shawty” . . . I think my favorite line (other than the pipe-taking one, of course) is “I pointed at the donk and told her ‘This supposed to be yours’/Showed her a couple stacks and told her I’d let her blow it.” Awww!

by Doug on Oct 31, 2007 4:52 PM EDT reply actions