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October 31, 2007

CONGESTION. WE MOST SERIOUSLY APOLOGIZE.

Traffic has caused some serious congestion here in tubeland. We apologize for the delays, and have all varieties of internet commandos working away at the issue.

38 Responses to “CONGESTION. WE MOST SERIOUSLY APOLOGIZE.”

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Crabapple Buck says:

OK I’ll start it.

Bama fans are slack-jawed, booger-eating morons. Auburn fans all live in trailers and shovel shit for a living.

Big Ten rulz-SEC drools

That should create a 100 comment war.

October 31st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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sjs1959 says:

No, the tubes have jammed and the servers have blown up due to the mass mourning of our beloved Mr. G, the mustache of the day….

October 31st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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ALGator says:

Crabapple Buck: a hearty FUCK YOU!!! is in order for attempting to patronize the readership.

Stay original, sir.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:06 pm
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Techie says:

Ah, the Tokyo subway.

Been there, done that, almost broke my ankle.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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stapler says:

Fork over some money and buy some more bandwidth. I’d help you, but I’m too selfish and greedy. Sorry.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:13 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Yeh Saban rulez…j/k lol..
Nah this innernets thingy has gone down because of the overwhelming traffic caused by the Shout outs via Verne Lunquist……..looks like the EDSBS Street Team is doing its job, now its time to go commercial…
it will be like google on a .05 cent per click visit, my tab is at $87.95 so far today

October 31st, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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Geaux Irish says:

I just checked the site meter….good god man, you’re nearing 900k hits per month!

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s18orsonswindle&r=36

October 31st, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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LSUJoshua says:

We should strike out for new ground, try to get the lone Minnesota fan out there fired up about whoever their rival is. Or get some nice BYU/Colorado State hate going. Better yet, those tax dodging, blueblooded, slow, inbred, lily white, minoroty fearing, book loving Ivy Leaguers need to throw down.

That or we can all go to youtube and check out Dethklok music and videos and discuss the coming Metalocalypse.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:20 pm
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Brian says:

In my estimation though, there are only about 1200 readers. I probably go to the page 25 times a day.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
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bitterhorn says:

1200?! I thought there were about 5 of us with various psuedonyms.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
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Brian says:

Which team is better Yale at 7-0 or Duke at like 1-7

October 31st, 2007 at 1:29 pm
12

Oops Pow Surprise says:

who here likes slipknot if you like slipknot type 123

October 31st, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:

Brewster Crew can confirm, but I believe Minnesota has more stuff to play for than anybody.

vs. Michigan for the Little Brown Jug
vs. Wisconsin for Paul Bunyan’s Axe
vs. Iowa for Floyd of Rosedale (porcelain pig)

October 31st, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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Brandon Lang says:

Isn’t it about the blades.

October 31st, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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Brian says:

ASL: 17/M/Cali

October 31st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:

It’s the low spark of high heeled boys

October 31st, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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rut says:

with leather is having a debate as to whether this is tebow’s girlfriend/sister from last year.

it’s obviously lucy pinder, but decide for yourselves. early cheesecake.

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4241

October 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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PW says:

we’re all lawyers/ law students here, right?

anyone know anything about perfecting liens on standing timber?

October 31st, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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Brewster Crew says:

That’s correct, 3 trophies still to play for this year, 1 off the schedule this year (Governor’s Victory Bell vs. Penn State). We just need to add a bronze statue of a guy missing a tackle with Purdue?

Iowa sucks, and Wisconsin isn’t top 10 anymore. Throw in the fact that I don’t have to see Mason anymore, and everything’s coming up Milhouse (outside the whole 1-8, losing to a FCS team, and all…).

October 31st, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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rut says:

a half-assed westlaw search sent me to La. 10:9-109 which I believe corresponds to UCC art. 9. Something about security interests in fixtures, yada, yada, yada.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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Coop says:

I don’t recall standing timber being a fixture, but I also recall finding Secured Transactions extremely boring and having to concentrate to do all those problems prior to class, or when I knew I was getting called on.

File with the proper authorities and you can’t go wrong was my blanket answer on every exam. All about PRIORITY was another good answer, as I recall.

There has to be a chart in your ST textbook to answer your question, though.

The other thing I know about ST is that your exam is going to be much more difficult and tricky than any ST issue you will ever have while practicing law, much like the majority of exams you have taken, with the exception of T&E.

As it turns out, lawyers from 30 years ago had no clue what they were doing when drafting wills and explicitly declaring the beneficiaries’ interests when they didn’t go the intestate route.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:16 pm
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NewAZTiger says:

Fire can make sure they don’t sell the timber.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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Pants McPants says:

Oooh, Brewster, thanks for reminding me- next weekend we go for the Illibuck trophy.

This prestigious award is given to the winner of the Ohio State-illinois matchup, and is, of course, a wooden turtle.

Wooo.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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NewAZTiger says:

Wait – one question – is the standing timber you talk about the Stanford Cardinal??

This is a football blog, afterall…

October 31st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

Hey Orson, you know what would be sweet? Dropping all those shity banner ads, the mile long categories link that I have used all of twice, and a simple html tag in between your embedded images and subtext.

Let’s all be honest, we come here to read Orson’s unbelievably awesome writing and pound his follow up threads with threadjacks…we don’t need banners, category links, or any of that other bull shit getting in the way or slowing us down.

This is division one blogging, if you want banner ads, and slow-loading pages go play intramurals brother, go play intramurals.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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rut says:

the link in comment 17 refers to standing timber.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

That f’king wooden Turtle is ours this weekend…like Penn State, we have some unfinished business to take care of with Wiscy…damn Badgers.

October 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
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Clemson327 says:

Law student? Nah, I’m just an engineer without anything to do.

October 31st, 2007 at 3:01 pm
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Coop says:

#25 – You are a gigantic retard. Who puts up those banner ads?

Perhaps, just maybe, it is website operator who wants to make a profit on his venture, i.e. giving O the bandwidth to do his thing.

O might also get a piece of the action now, since he brings all these people to this website.

At any rate, again, you are a retard. Actually, being retarded in this context would be insulting retards.

October 31st, 2007 at 3:09 pm
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Pants McPants says:

Artist,

You really give us OSU fans a bad name. And that’s saying something…

October 31st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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Boy Howdy says:

@ #24 (NewAZTiger): The Stanford tree is rarely capable of standing on its own.

October 31st, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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Big Ten Joe says:

#13:

The Gophers lost the Little Brown Jug for another year last Saturday (sadly). Illinois is up this weekend (Homecoming). Then Floyd of Rosedale (actually bronze, not porcelain–it is a very heavy trophy). Then Paul Bunyan’s Axe is up for grabs in the season finale. Before Paul Bunyan’s Axe, Minnesota and Wisconsin played for the “Slab of Bacon” trophy starting in 1930 until it went missing in the 1940s. It turned up in a Camp Randall storage room in 1994, mysteriously inscribed with all of the U of M-UW game scores through 1970. By then, however, the Gophers and Badgers were playing for the Axe, of course. I don’t know where the Slab of Bacon is now.

#21:

Coop, I’m a T&E attorney too (or was for several years, with a big, high-end firm until leaving two years ago for a different but related job in charitable gift planning . . . there is something to be said for not having to deal with the billable hour).

October 31st, 2007 at 3:35 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:

Orson,
If you wouldn’t use that server on the Cayman Islands that you use for wiring your millions to your offshore accounts, we wouldn’t have this problem. Remember, only 10,000.00 dollars,US, per day ,per withdrawal,is allowed. Next time your down there, tell “Wild Bill” Gates he owes “the bookie” money on that Florida/Georgia game. If he wants him too, he can just put it on his Black American Express Centurion Card, just like A-Rod.

October 31st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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Raider Red says:

Zwinky can suck it.

October 31st, 2007 at 5:26 pm
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PW says:

re #34

…and how!

October 31st, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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Bo Jackson's Good Hip says:

BOOOO No Mustache Wednesday because of a down server…
HOORAAAAAAAAAY site back up!

October 31st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
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Irwin Fletcher says:

ghffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sorry, while reading all of the scintillating lawyer talk, I dozed off and my forehead hit the keyboard.

Couldn’t you all have entered into careers that produce and / or provide a valuble service to society rather than be part of, to be put as delicately as possible, a nescessary evil?

November 1st, 2007 at 8:49 am
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DC Trojan says:

# 37 Irwin, you mean like consulting / beltway banditry?

November 1st, 2007 at 11:41 am