Isn’t the rumor that Tuberville and a big-time Auburn booster hate each other guts? Maybe that’s why he’d leave? I enjoy the “lifetime commitment” comment..are they married now?

That Fingerbang song never gets old.

Saturday, Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs told the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer that Tuberville and the school had made "a lifetime commitment" to each other.

Is this legal in Alabama? I thought this was between a man and a woman only in the South.

#2: Or a man and a farm animal. It is the South. (Cue banjo music…)

I’m sure FSU fans would kill to have PT or The Rooster right now.

I, for one, can’t wait for the ultimate cripple fight: Lee/Weatherford vs. UF’s secondary

Isn’t the rumor that Tuberville and a big-time Auburn booster hate each other guts? Maybe that’s why he’d leave?

That’s one of the stories being pushed by Paul Finebaum, who also told us last week that Tommy Tuberville and Ed Orgeron hate each others guts. In this universe, Tuberville was in Orgeron’s wedding. (100 cocktails to Rece Davis for suggesting that the bride and groom rode in a stretch Hummer.)

It’s reasonable that CTT isn’t really tight with the trustees that orchestrated Petrinogate, but if the hatred was that bad, he would have left in 2003, when the spite would have been at its apex.

Tubbs wasn’t as hot a comodity at the end of the 2003 season as he is right now. Of course, why go from one little brother in a football crazy state to another? Especially after you’ve already built the current little brother into a beastly man who regularly dishes out ass-whippings to the big brother who tormented him for so many years.

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Don’t you think CTT’s stock is a little higher now?

#2: Only if no sex is involved. They don’t mind them making a lifetime commitment to each other, they just don’t want them having sex.

Did Willingham answer your question before or after he putted out on 18?

Heard a rumor that aTm just purchased a case of size 100XL ear muffs. Coincidence? I think not.

Trust nothing the Birmingham media says about Tuberville. Auburn is stricken by an unusual curse for a upper tier football program: Even in our own state, the media are homers for another school. Now that they have Saban, they think the MNC is right around the corner and just wish Auburn would go away so they can pander to the crimson mob. The fastest way for that to happen would be for our coach to leave. It’s wishful thinking.

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Answer: Nick Saban or Mack Brown?

A case of earmuffs, aka: A case of super sized Telex headsets. Those puppies come on special order, natch.

I think Free Shoes U would rather have that last year of Dan Kendra ovet PTW any day.

1. - I like Tubs 3-2 record vs Saban. Both took over programs crippled by ineptitude and returned them to prominence.

And before you bring it up: No, I do not think Saban has any edge over Tuberville due to his MNC, as it is as much a function of timing as team quality. I would put AU 2004 up against LSU 2003 any day of the week.

tuberville is not leaving auburn.
fran is not leaving alabama.
saban is not taking the alabama job.

domers,

i still hate your guts but i apologize for all the negativity i tossed your way when you axed ty. after seeing this uw play stellar in two games and mailing it in the rest i can see why you fired him early.

regards,

fife

Here’s a scary thought, Orson:

PTW and Outzen aren’t far from returning to the Tallahassee sidelines—- as PTW Jr. and M Outzen Jr.

PTW is 40, which means if he had kids born unto the Jenn Sterger of his day, they’d be in prime range to be FSU recruits this year.

Tubbs wasn’t as hot a comodity at the end of the 2003 season as he is right now.

But if the motivation is spite and/or conflict with the trustees, that doesn’t really matter, does it? If we wanted to get away, he could have easily done it then, and he would have gotten a good job somewhere. He might be able to jump for more money now, but he’s also making a lot more now.

The money and conflict issues are two separate beasts. If conflict was the problem, he wouldn’t still be here. Don’t believe that lie. Money is always a possibility, as are personal considerations. (If, for example, he’d like to go home to Arkansas, which I’ve never heard is the case especially with his mother having moved to Auburn.)

Of course, why go from one little brother in a football crazy state to another? Especially after you’ve already built the current little brother into a beastly man who regularly dishes out ass-whippings to the big brother who tormented him for so many years.

He’d be starting from scratch at A&M, and if anything, he’s learned how hard that is to do at Auburn. He’s the big brother now, and I’m thinking he likes it that way. If Texas came calling, then I’d be a little more concerned.

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Saban took over an LSU program that had losing seasons in 8 of the previous 11 seasons. Tuberville hardly had the same rebuilding job at AU (other than re-instituting the pay-for-play system abandoned by Bowden).

Regardless: Saban across the state of Alabama, or Brown across the state of Texas? You know the answer.

Or would you believe this douche? Tuberville in purple? Wouldn’t look right…like me (6’2", 250lb milky white boy) in an Omega Psi Phi letter sweater.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21536408

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No matter how many times you say it, AU is not “the big brother now.” If it were, you Barners wouldn’t be constantly bitching about how the in-state media are all Alabama homers.

Now that Saban is in Tuscaloosa — and not freaking Mike Shula — you and all your little friends know that AU’s run is all but over, at least insofar as it relates to ’Bama.

Deny it all you want, but you know it’s true.

The sweetest part of Bobby Bowden getting old is that when he’s gone the program will be no better than NC State.

Saban took over an LSU program that had losing seasons in 8 of the previous 11 seasons. Tuberville hardly had the same rebuilding job at AU

Ignorant.

(other than re-instituting the pay-for-play system abandoned by Bowden).

Slanderous.

Yep, that pretty well defines a bama fan.

Hey RIPLY, looks like LY is trying to influence a defamation trial from the grave. You can’t make this shit up. Bama’s rank and file (fans, boosters and ATM’s) are full of stupid, stupid shitheads like this fella who think they have the inalienable right to get away with this shit. You fuckers still think you are “elite”, jsut like the Domers. Eat shit retard.

http://www.al.com/huntsvilletimes/stories/index.ssf?/base/sports/119373594046400.xml&coll=1

No matter how many times you say it, AU is not "the big brother now."

http://www.tigerrags.com/images/au375-grey-back-sm.jpg

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Ooooh, BURN!

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Mack’s National Championship is legit, Saban’s is a joke. Mack went undefeated and beat a top 5 OOC opponent in Ohio State, on the road – across the country, something SEC schools never do, and he beat an undefeated CONFERENCE CHAMPION to win his BCS title.

Saban’s team lost to the 20th ranked team at home and beat a 1 loss conference runner-up that had its ass handed to them in their conference championship game, and only beat them by 7 in a virtual home game in the Sugar Bowl.

Saban gets far too much credit for that 1/2 MNC.

Is there any truth to LSU changing academic requirements, making them more relaxed, for football players around 1999? I heard that from someone and just wondered if that helped keep some of the talent in state.

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That top 5 OOC opponent that Texas beat was also the same team that finished the year 11-2, won a BCS bowl, and is currently the number one team in the country.

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Beating tOSU is not a big deal.

Ah, Oregon State. Three words explain why the NCAA will never let them play South Carolina: ’Cocks vs. Beavers.

4 conference champions in the last 10 years would tend to disagree with you, as would Michigan.

Go ahead, get all the mileage you can out of last year’s NCG or your 3-0 record against 3 underdog teams in bowl games or kick off classics.

What’s your BCS bowl record again? How many conference champions has Bama beaten in the last 20 years?

I’ll save you the work. 0-1 and 1. Miami in 1992 is the only conference champion who was a conference champion at the time you played them that you have beaten in the last 20-25 years. 1 f’king conference champion.

Florida’s defense is shot full of holes

Florida’s defense will be more decimated after Vandy gets through with them. Jack Sparrow just took over the Commodore’s brigade! The Black Pearl is on the march to Atlanta on December 2 and its best for all parties to get out of the way.

Booty, Beavers, etc: Well that’s good news – because when SC is facing a team with an opportunistic and fast defense, you definitely want the most mobile QB on the field.

Has tOSU beaten an SEC team yet? I’m not interested in your victories over “champions” from inferior conferences.

Beating a BIg 10 champion is like beating Arkansas.

You know where the best football is played — the same place where the best talent is grown.

#11,

Tell me about it. You will find only crap in the AJC. The best GT stories and write-ups are in the Macon Telegraph.

you and all your little friends know that AU’s run is all but over

I am about freaking sick of hearing this. It was loud and clear in 2005 when bama started 10-0 versus the Little Debbie schedule then finished up by going 0-2 once they played real teams. You guys are the only non-Catholic fan base that talks so much trash with no accomplishment to back it up. Save it until you win an Iron Bowl.

Saban took over an LSU program that had losing seasons in 8 of the previous 11 seasons. Tuberville hardly had the same rebuilding job at AU (other than re-instituting the pay-for-play system abandoned by Bowden).

AU was in shambles. Terry Bowden had built his teams on Daddy’s castoffs who couldn’t get into FSU – mostly thugs (Robert Baker) and morons (Clifton Robinson/Markieth Cooper). Or else why was a coach good enough to be envied by TAM, Nebraska, and apparantly post-Miles LSU only able to win 5 games with TB’s players?

Saban was able to lock down the Louisianna borders. How many D1 prospects are in LA and who was the in-state competition there? Oh yeah…

nothing in the Curious Index abouth the criminal Perriloux? – Phil Steele picks bama, go ahead and hand us over # 13 right now bitches

God Bama fans are ridiculous. ARod finds your cockiness excessive.

I’m getting TAFKATOSU a T-shirt for Festivus that reads, “Have you beaten a Conference Champion?” Either that or neofrontal cortex replacement.

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Truth ain’t pretty. I can imagine you’re sick of hearing it.

This part was not suppossed to be in italics:

AU was in shambles. Terry Bowden had built his teams on Daddy’s castoffs who couldn’t get into FSU – mostly thugs (Robert Baker) and morons (Clifton Robinson/Markieth Cooper). Or else why was a coach good enough to be envied by TAM, Nebraska, and apparantly post-Miles LSU only able to win 5 games with TB’s players?

Saban was able to lock down the Louisianna borders. How many D1 prospects are in LA and who was the in-state competition there? Oh yeah…

Having to scroll down and read through anything that “The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes” posts makes the comment section of EDSBS almost unbearable. He or she(?) is such an angry little elf; obviously devoid of even the slightest sense of humor. You’re a weed. A weed in Hitler’s bunker.

Tommy Tutone isn’t leaving AU. Why? He has it good there. He gets Croom’d every now and then… but wins every fucking big ass SEC away game. He’s some sort of road wizard. What would he do at A&M? It’s a different and boring world out there.

Hey RIPLY, not a damn thing has changed in the state of Alabama regarding your “AU’s run is over” comments. Until you prove that you can compete with Auburn on the field consistently, you will continue to be Auburn’s little brother. Or more appropriately, their little bitch.

Swindle – returning to your imperialist, viilage-bombing ways are you?!?!? How dare you suggest that there is something positive about Western thought?!?

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You’re right. We need to end the AU run on the field.

In the meantime, though, you might want to tell Tommy that recruiting season has started.

Techie @ 37, I LOVE the AJC sports section. I find about 4 fact errors everyday. My favorites being 1) Florida went into TWLOCP with one SEC East division loss, and 2) “Jim” Tedford of Cal.

Still waiting for RIP to post something other than a cliche like “truth ain’t pretty”.

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Now, was that supposed to be in italics, or not? I’m dying to know ASAP.

And, “Fingerbag” is never not funny.
BANGBANGBANG.

“You’re right. We need to end the AU run on the field.”

Nah. Feel free to brag without substance to back it up. I mean, winning on the field five years in a row isn’t really what football is all about, is it? It’s about the process relative to winning, aight.

More smart ass-ness. Good job proving that’s all you have to go on.

The good news is that Saban can claim a moral victory, win or lose….“Won with my players either way, a showcase of the talent I will bring to the Univerisity of Alabama, while my mere presence in this League will make many coaches leave this league for greener pastures, and bigger dollars (Tubby, Miles),because the SEC Death Star is now in Tuscaloosa, a virtual black hole that will draw 5 Star talent via gravity…..and my bigger than life persona…..”-Nick Sabanvader
Ryan Perilloux may have cost the Tigers their chance for a MNC game….if Matt Flynn gets hurt in the Alabama game, is the talent at QB to keep the game plan going? Enuff to beat Bama or any other team?

Is Perilloux suspended for the remainder of 2007 or for one game?

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You got me. Congratulations for your victories over a lame-duck total f*cking idiot and Mike Shula.

http://www.tidefans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34214

#24
It is not slanderous. It was in print. It may be libel(written), but not slander(spoken). Defamation is fun!

Also note that according to Ty’s webpage, he also led Notre Dame to a 10-3 record in 2003. Which is odd, considering we went 5-7. Then again, maybe he just listed his record in match play at Warren golf course instead.

No dog in this fight, but if you keep hiring f*cking idiots, AU will continue to beat them. Remember, you could’ve had Croom and been on top of both the college football mountain and the Billboard R&B charts right now.

Now that Saban is in Tuscaloosa — and not freaking Mike Shula — you and all your little friends know that AU’s run is all but over, at least insofar as it relates to ‘Bama.

http://www.tidefans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34214

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True, but beating Mike Shula on probation is like beating a blindfolded retard at tennis — and then crowing about it.

To the AU fans bragging about the last five iron bowls:

Please stop living in the past. It’s sooooo obnoxious.

Looks like Saban is doing a pretty good job recruiting Alabama with the competition he has right now.

and yes LSU lowered their standards, they became a high school in 1999. Coach O is trying to make Ole Miss a junior high to qualify some more players now.

Congratulations for your victories over a lame-duck total f*cking idiot and Mike Shula.

AU is 39-8 since 2004. The three wins over bama is a small portion of the program’s success. Get over yourselves. It’s not all about bama.

#15

I’ve got LSU 2003’s calendar open in Outlook and, hmmm, would you prefer mornings or afternoons? November is pretty bad for us right now…December’s worse. Earliest I could give you is…oh, wait, Marquise Hill is dead—will that be a problem for you? Please provide Auburn 2004’s dates and I’ll submit LSU 2003’s dates and, hopefully, we’ll find a match! Thanks!

Sincerely,

Secretary for Retarded Arguements That People Make Simply Because They Can Never Be Proven.

#61

LOL. That is pretty odd. AU fans crowing about past achievements and bama fans bragging about the future.

Bizarro world, IYAM.

Upon seeing UT Martin’s new unis, Mal Moore scheduled them for 2008 homecoming. If the bammers squint it’ll look like they finally beat Auburn.

http://www.utm.edu/departments/univrel/img/football1000.jpg

1. - The point is that LSU’s 13-1 team has a MNC and AU’s 13-0 team does not, is in part due to the lack of undefeated teams in 2003 and an abundance of them in 2004.

Do you know what color shit is? Usually it’s brown. But today it’s purple and gold.

Question for RIP Logan Young

How many “Big Brothers” rename themselves after tying the “Little Brother”?

How many “Big Brothers” open at home against a high school vs on the road vs a university?

How is Glen Dorsey’s knee?

TAFKATOSU,

You’re #1 in the country. Let it go.

Dorsey’s knee would be a lot better if not for a cheap ass barner chop block:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hM_peXUhg

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Now, was all of that supposed to be in italics? I’m so confused.

No. I am a royal fuckup with HTML.

#72, you’re not LSUJoshua, so stay out of this.

#28

I am not sure why I comment on somehow who does not give a half a thought to Alabama..but we promise not to discount Ohio State’s National Championship if they win it this year in a down season for the Big Ten and the rest of the competition. Luck plays a role in all sports and so do computers. I mean last year some team with 1 loss that barely beat Vandy made it to a National Championship game (and that is because no one wanted to see a rematch) and did quite OK. LSU could not choose their opponent in the national championship game, but they won the game. It does not bother me in the least though (I am not sure why LSU fans are not more pissed off about someone calling their national championship unworthy..)

RIP Logan Young

Congratulations! You have officially surpassed TOSU as the biggest jackass on the forum. Good god man! I can just feel you frothing at the mouth as you furiously fend off anyone who dare criticize your beloved bama program.

At least TOSU has good reason to boast about his team – sure they lost to UF last year, but they are right back at #1 again this year. And yes, Coach Sweatervest has turned his biggest rival into his annual whipping boy – just like the team you like to call “little brother”.

I don’t know where you come from, but where I’m from bragging rights are earned on the field, not by hiring a coach.

ps – enjoy your second thumbing in as many years this Saturday at “the Capstone” (whatever the fuck that means anyway).

crabs

Take a joke, brother.

RIP Logan Young,

Take your thumb like a man and shut the fuck up – PLEASE!

RIP

take a joke? that post must have really hit home.

crabs is right – you are a jackass

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Yes, crabs and you have cut me to the core.

I love the AU bama stuff, I love how one side makes intelligent arguments, and the other side acts like children and says “nuh uh, you are”

Alabama fans are all ignorant rednecks,
nuh uh Aubies are rednecks

Alabama is obsessed with AU and Tuberville leaving,
nuh uh AUburn is obsessed with us.

The big difference between AU fans and bama fans is that these seemingly intelligent Auburn fans will listen to all the mindless drivel that comes out of some bama fans mouth. But bama fans completely discredit anything an AU fan says and ignores it.

AU fans: Stop listening to the mentally challenged and you will be much better off.

You could also say that Xavier Lee was too lazy to find someone to do the work for him too.