COMMUNIST FOOTBALL, I TELL YOU
by Orson on Oct 30, 2007 9:58 AM EDT
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That explains volumes about M’s inability to stop the spread. Yikes.
by Cock D on Oct 30, 2007 10:01 AM EDT reply actions
Yet, I still have Ann Arbor high on my list of town likely to succumb to the Red Menace.
by Jerkwheat on Oct 30, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
Does that make Michigan College Football’s Tibet then?
by Gentleman Masher on Oct 30, 2007 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
@GM
By that logic, would Arkansas be Iran?
by lance harbor on Oct 30, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Michigan students need something conservative in their lives, since they don’t get much of it in the classroom.
by maskedavenger on Oct 30, 2007 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
(clears throat)
The spread playbook is deepest red
Full of plays Michigan never read
And ere the fall was here and cold
Spread plays made Wolverines fold
Then rank the Ducks, rank them high
By the spread they’ll live and die
Though SC flinches and Szabo sneers
They’ll keep the spread flag flying here.
[/revolutionary anthem]
Some games you’re the vanguard of the elite, some games you’re a kulak walking to Siberia and wondering how long it takes to roast the grandmother in front of you to feed the kids.
For a while there it was looking a little like the Wolverines were about to go to Zingermans for a Bubbe Fresher on rye – before they got their White Russian hats on.
by DC Trojan on Oct 30, 2007 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
communist football was inebidable….inebidable…..ineb……
by gerry dorsey on Oct 30, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
Come the revolution, all your spread option readz are belong to us.
Vive Coach ManzanaBlanca
by Der Schatten on Oct 30, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
and Big 10 football is Facist, best at beating up France (Indiana), Poland (Northwestern) and the Lowlands (?) before facing teams with speed, mobility and firepower
by wvjgrad69 on Oct 30, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
Avenger, Trojan – A thousand shots of Grey Goose (yes I know its French and they seem to be moving to the right politically but I prefer – so F-ck it!! – Although Jewl of Russia is not half bad).
by marcillac on Oct 30, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
Trojan – on second thought, considering you heritage, how about some Highland Park – 18 year old – Scottish politics have tended to be somewhat to the left – no?
by marcillac on Oct 30, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
Leave out the first, second, and fifth letters, and it’s the “RED” offense, comrade. Think about that for awhile
by Colonel Flagg on Oct 30, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions
“Blood alone moves the wheel routes of history.”
by robert on Oct 30, 2007 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Let’s be fair, it’s not the spread offenses that give Michigan seizures, but spread offenses PLUS mobile quarterbacks.
+10 to Robert, and to DC Trojan for saturating the post with metaphors; no more of your potent linguistic solute can be dissolved in it.
by JeremyB on Oct 30, 2007 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Outstanding DCTrojan! That tune will be in my head all afternoon; on to the inevitable victory of the proletariat!
by Not a Fifer on Oct 30, 2007 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Someone’s seen “Red Dawn” one too many times…“WOLVERINE!!!”
by Raider Red on Oct 30, 2007 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
I much rather think of the spread offense as liberation theology in the Third World and the normal run game or pass game as Catholicism in present day Europe: tradition, legacy, and nice buildings but nowhere near the numbers, speed, and bunda of the Third World.
by Anonymous IV on Oct 30, 2007 2:10 PM EDT reply actions
Mr Szabo forgot to mention one Armani Edwards, who runs the spread for the most feared team in Ann Arbor, Appalachian State.
by yoyofutbawl on Oct 30, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Anon IV – fair enough since liberation theology is a bit like socialism but with God as the godhead. And, as you point out, better bunda.
by DC Trojan on Oct 30, 2007 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Anon IV
Yes, but. In South American LT was all the rage in late 70s and 80s but the traditional Catholic virtues are making something of a comeback there and are generating fairly big numbers and enthusiasm in Africa.
by marcillac on Oct 30, 2007 6:29 PM EDT reply actions
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