Autumn Thunder has the real story on the spread offense: it’s obviously a communist plot.
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That explains volumes about M’s inability to stop the spread. Yikes.
Comment by Cock D — October 30, 2007 @ 9:01 am
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Yet, I still have Ann Arbor high on my list of town likely to succumb to the Red Menace.
Comment by Jerkwheat — October 30, 2007 @ 9:11 am
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Does that make Michigan College Football’s Tibet then?
Comment by Gentleman Masher — October 30, 2007 @ 9:17 am
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@GM
By that logic, would Arkansas be Iran?
Comment by lance harbor — October 30, 2007 @ 9:20 am
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It’s not only communist, but also gay.
Comment by Dave — October 30, 2007 @ 9:33 am
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Michigan students need something conservative in their lives, since they don’t get much of it in the classroom.
Comment by maskedavenger — October 30, 2007 @ 9:33 am
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Service academy football, the Sweden of NCAA.
Comment by Brian — October 30, 2007 @ 9:50 am
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(clears throat)
The spread playbook is deepest red
Full of plays Michigan never read
And ere the fall was here and cold
Spread plays made Wolverines fold
Then rank the Ducks, rank them high
By the spread they’ll live and die
Though SC flinches and Szabo sneers
They’ll keep the spread flag flying here.
[/revolutionary anthem]
Some games you’re the vanguard of the elite, some games you’re a kulak walking to Siberia and wondering how long it takes to roast the grandmother in front of you to feed the kids.
For a while there it was looking a little like the Wolverines were about to go to Zingermans for a Bubbe Fresher on rye - before they got their White Russian hats on.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 30, 2007 @ 9:51 am
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+100 Molotov cocktails to you, DC Trojan.
Comment by Clem — October 30, 2007 @ 9:55 am
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communist football was inebidable….inebidable…..ineb……
Comment by gerry dorsey — October 30, 2007 @ 9:58 am
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Come the revolution, all your spread option readz are belong to us.
Vive Coach ManzanaBlanca
Comment by Der Schatten — October 30, 2007 @ 10:05 am
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and Big 10 football is Facist, best at beating up France (Indiana), Poland (Northwestern) and the Lowlands (?) before facing teams with speed, mobility and firepower
Comment by wvjgrad69 — October 30, 2007 @ 10:06 am
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Avenger, Trojan - A thousand shots of Grey Goose (yes I know its French and they seem to be moving to the right politically but I prefer - so F-ck it!! - Although Jewl of Russia is not half bad).
Comment by marcillac — October 30, 2007 @ 10:09 am
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Trojan - on second thought, considering you heritage, how about some Highland Park - 18 year old - Scottish politics have tended to be somewhat to the left - no?
Comment by marcillac — October 30, 2007 @ 10:11 am
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Leave out the first, second, and fifth letters, and it’s the “RED” offense, comrade. Think about that for awhile
Comment by Colonel Flagg — October 30, 2007 @ 10:18 am
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“Blood alone moves the wheel routes of history.”
Comment by robert — October 30, 2007 @ 10:25 am
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Let’s be fair, it’s not the spread offenses that give Michigan seizures, but spread offenses PLUS mobile quarterbacks.
+10 to Robert, and to DC Trojan for saturating the post with metaphors; no more of your potent linguistic solute can be dissolved in it.
Comment by JeremyB — October 30, 2007 @ 10:32 am
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Outstanding DCTrojan! That tune will be in my head all afternoon; on to the inevitable victory of the proletariat!
Comment by Not a Fifer — October 30, 2007 @ 10:37 am
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Viva la Evolution!
Comment by oc phil — October 30, 2007 @ 11:11 am
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Someone’s seen “Red Dawn” one too many times…”WOLVERINE!!!”
Comment by Raider Red — October 30, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
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I much rather think of the spread offense as liberation theology in the Third World and the normal run game or pass game as Catholicism in present day Europe: tradition, legacy, and nice buildings but nowhere near the numbers, speed, and bunda of the Third World.
Comment by Anonymous IV — October 30, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
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Mr Szabo forgot to mention one Armani Edwards, who runs the spread for the most feared team in Ann Arbor, Appalachian State.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — October 30, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
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Anon IV - fair enough since liberation theology is a bit like socialism but with God as the godhead. And, as you point out, better bunda.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 30, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
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Anon IV
Yes, but. In South American LT was all the rage in late 70s and 80s but the traditional Catholic virtues are making something of a comeback there and are generating fairly big numbers and enthusiasm in Africa.
Comment by marcillac — October 30, 2007 @ 5:29 pm