COMMUNIST FOOTBALL, I TELL YOU
Autumn Thunder has the real story on the spread offense: it’s obviously a communist plot.
Autumn Thunder has the real story on the spread offense: it’s obviously a communist plot.
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Cock D says:
That explains volumes about M’s inability to stop the spread. Yikes.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:01 am
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Jerkwheat says:
Yet, I still have Ann Arbor high on my list of town likely to succumb to the Red Menace.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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Gentleman Masher says:
Does that make Michigan College Football’s Tibet then?
October 30th, 2007 at 9:17 am
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lance harbor says:
@GM
By that logic, would Arkansas be Iran?
October 30th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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Dave says:
It’s not only communist, but also gay.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:33 am
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maskedavenger says:
Michigan students need something conservative in their lives, since they don’t get much of it in the classroom.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:33 am
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Brian says:
Service academy football, the Sweden of NCAA.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:50 am
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DC Trojan says:
(clears throat)
The spread playbook is deepest red
Full of plays Michigan never read
And ere the fall was here and cold
Spread plays made Wolverines fold
Then rank the Ducks, rank them high
By the spread they’ll live and die
Though SC flinches and Szabo sneers
They’ll keep the spread flag flying here.
[/revolutionary anthem]
Some games you’re the vanguard of the elite, some games you’re a kulak walking to Siberia and wondering how long it takes to roast the grandmother in front of you to feed the kids.
For a while there it was looking a little like the Wolverines were about to go to Zingermans for a Bubbe Fresher on rye – before they got their White Russian hats on.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:51 am
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Clem says:
+100 Molotov cocktails to you, DC Trojan.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:55 am
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gerry dorsey says:
communist football was inebidable….inebidable…..ineb……
October 30th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Der Schatten says:
Come the revolution, all your spread option readz are belong to us.
Vive Coach ManzanaBlanca
October 30th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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wvjgrad69 says:
and Big 10 football is Facist, best at beating up France (Indiana), Poland (Northwestern) and the Lowlands (?) before facing teams with speed, mobility and firepower
October 30th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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marcillac says:
Avenger, Trojan – A thousand shots of Grey Goose (yes I know its French and they seem to be moving to the right politically but I prefer – so F-ck it!! – Although Jewl of Russia is not half bad).
October 30th, 2007 at 10:09 am
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marcillac says:
Trojan – on second thought, considering you heritage, how about some Highland Park – 18 year old – Scottish politics have tended to be somewhat to the left – no?
October 30th, 2007 at 10:11 am
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Colonel Flagg says:
Leave out the first, second, and fifth letters, and it’s the “RED” offense, comrade. Think about that for awhile
October 30th, 2007 at 10:18 am
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robert says:
“Blood alone moves the wheel routes of history.”
October 30th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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JeremyB says:
Let’s be fair, it’s not the spread offenses that give Michigan seizures, but spread offenses PLUS mobile quarterbacks.
+10 to Robert, and to DC Trojan for saturating the post with metaphors; no more of your potent linguistic solute can be dissolved in it.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:32 am
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Not a Fifer says:
Outstanding DCTrojan! That tune will be in my head all afternoon; on to the inevitable victory of the proletariat!
October 30th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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oc phil says:
Viva la Evolution!
October 30th, 2007 at 11:11 am
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Raider Red says:
Someone’s seen “Red Dawn” one too many times…”WOLVERINE!!!”
October 30th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
I much rather think of the spread offense as liberation theology in the Third World and the normal run game or pass game as Catholicism in present day Europe: tradition, legacy, and nice buildings but nowhere near the numbers, speed, and bunda of the Third World.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Mr Szabo forgot to mention one Armani Edwards, who runs the spread for the most feared team in Ann Arbor, Appalachian State.
October 30th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Anon IV – fair enough since liberation theology is a bit like socialism but with God as the godhead. And, as you point out, better bunda.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
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marcillac says:
Anon IV
Yes, but. In South American LT was all the rage in late 70s and 80s but the traditional Catholic virtues are making something of a comeback there and are generating fairly big numbers and enthusiasm in Africa.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:29 pm