SHAMELESS PLUG: MEAT MARKET
All disclosures first: we’ve talked with Bruce Feldman on the phone, met him in person once, and are quoted once in his new book on recruiting, Meat Market. We’re also quoted in several other books, as well, including Gridskipper’s upcoming guide to sex clubs around the world. (Pg. 256, Bangkok section. “No club is more welcoming to the homely, naked, and needy male than Club Superpussy! A thousand cocktails to them! Come for the awkward group sex, stay for the Pad Thai special!”)
It’s great. Buy it.Nevertheless, despite having contact with us, Feldman is a masterful observational writer, disappearing into the background of Meat Market as the eye for a year’s worth of frenetic recruiting by a modern master: Ed “The” Orgeron, who let Feldman tag along as Coach O ran through a zillion hours of tape and several reservoirs of Red Bull and coffee in his quest to restock the cabinet with talent at Ole Miss.
The book’s a meticulously researched book, but don’t mistake the precision for a lack of blood. The story’s got all the life it needs in one Ed Orgeron, who seems to be bigger in real-life than we could ever make him here in the blogosphere. We’ll just tempt with two scenes from the book that involve actual, witnessed events or conversations during a typical Orgeron recruiting process.
One: Jerrell Powe and Ed Orgeron actually squared off in Powe’s high school parking lot. Someone saw them practicing swim moves and called the school to tell them that “a huge white man and a huge black man” were wrestling in the parking lot.
Two: An actual conversation between TE coach Hugh Freeze and Ed Orgeron about a recruit who fancied Ole Miss after a visit.
Freeze: “I think he really likes us because you wrestled with him.”
Orgeron: “Shit, that son-of-a-bitch was strong. After he pinched me under the arms, it was ON.”
We can’t sell the book any more convincingly than that. We woke up at 5 a.m. the other day to read it. It’s a peek into the least understood portion of the football year, and a rousing portrait of someone truly obsessed with the process.












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ORGERMANDIAS
with apologies to Mr P.B. Shelley
I met a traveller from down in futbawl land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in a Grove. Near them in some grass
Half sunk, a shatter’d visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of a cold coonass
Tell that Pete Boone well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp’d on these lifeless things
The headbutt that mock’d them and the ripped shirt that skeered
And on the pedestal these words appear
“IdaOrgermandias!!! KingOcoaches!!!”
LoookamahhummaanWildBoyz, LesMiles, an despair!!!”
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and sylvan Grove stretches all the way to
Vaught-Hemingway.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — October 30, 2007 @ 6:52 am
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“What the hell is that dent?” I asked.
So Mark Richt, who is hiding under a lounge chair, says “That’s David Cutcliffe’s nose print.”
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Awesome.
Comment by Raider Red — October 29, 2007 @ 9:32 pm
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What does it say about me that I easily understand Coach O? I never would have thought Cajun translates so easily into Hillbilly.
Comment by Herb — October 29, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
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….I sat 24 rows up from the Ole Miss bench last Saturday, and I tell you that the nutbaggery contest between Orgeron and Will Muschamp was worth the price of admission! On one occasion, an Ole Miss player clobbered Pat Sims from behind, at least 5 seconds after the whistle. Ole Miss drew a 15-yard flag, and Coach O went on a clipboard-throwing tirade that lasted at least 5 minutes. At one point, I thought he was going to body-slam the offending player…
Comment by Acid Reign — October 29, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
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#12 Croominator. Naw, the USC fans just love the Orgeron because he is awesome. He was a perfect fit for the crazy coach niche left vacant by Marv Goux.
Sometimes those guys work out better as assistants than head coaches.
Comment by oc phil — October 29, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
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#17
If we can gets Glenn Dorseys attorney’s version of it and get him suspended, well Alabama will have something to work with.
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 29, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
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MANAHSTILLWISH EVERYDAYSHOULDBELEMSDAY WUSSSTULUPDAYTED!
Comment by El Hombre — October 29, 2007 @ 3:01 pm