RYAN PERRILOUX CAN CALL HIS LAWYER AT 2:45 A.M.

brownest of the brown liquors

Odom will probably be kicked off the team. The guy is a thug and this isn’t his first mistake. He was the supposed “ring leader” in this scuffle.

RP, on the other hand, is no angel either, but he will likely be suspended for following the Alabama game (wink wink) and for the remainder of the year (wink wink) to be reinstated for any games that may occur in 2008.

He wasn’t saying “die Bitch, die”, it was German for “the Bitch, the”.

it’s times like this that i love the interwebs

Any word on whether Odom chose T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel?

I really feel bad for Perriloux. Never seen an innocent man with such bad luck. Well, except for all the inmates I visited in jail during law school.

Odom has just retained Lawrence Phillips and Maurice Clarett as co-counsels

Would Miles suspend any players for the “fucking Alabama” game? Me thinks neaux.

“Hello David? I’m really tempted….”

Derrick, your spot on the Jackson State Tigers is being held open until your arrival.

Ryan, for your punishment, some transfer from Harvard will get your garbage time versus Ole Miss.

I will pay Lou Holtz $500 if he says " the fight dont end til u die BITCH, now Let’s go!" during his next pep talk.

Odom’s proclamation that “the fight dont end til u die BITCH” is particularly interesting when juxtaposed with the lawyer’s statement that “My understanding is he got beat up.”

Maybe Odom meant the royal “you,” and he fully intends to keep going back to the bar and getting thrashed by bouncers until he croaks.

Odom is a redshirt Freshman – he will probably be booger-flicked. RP may get one last chance, but only because this is the South and we have to uphold winning over standards…I mean..can we call a bathroom recess?

Alabama is going to fuck Louisiana up – like Katrina

Glen Dorsey sent Chaz Ramsey a thank you card, because his knee sprain has kept him out of trouble.

Wouldn’t these guys’ pregnant girlfriends have a vested interest in keeping them out of bar fights? If you get kicked out of school or put in jail, you don’t make NFL millions.

I mean, isn’t that why you get knocked up in the first place?

Any chance the Bama players involved in the textbook scandal will sit out for LSU? Me thinks no.

#11: Worthy of Dr. Pepper spray on the keyboard! Thanks, you bastard!

PW – no one said that they were the baby-daddy.

2 L’s in perrilloux….just sayin’.

dave chappelle should work this into an epsode of “when keepin’ it real goes wrong.”

NewAZTiger

Why would a D1 football player date a girl he didn’t knock up as opposed to knocking up one (or nine HT: N. Devine) himself?

I mean, isn’t that why you become a D1 football player in the first place?

NewAZTiger

Why would a D1 football player date a girl he didn’t knock up as opposed to knocking up one (or nine HT: N. Devine) himself?

I mean, isn’t that why you become a D1 football player in the first place?

17:

Rumor is they are out 4 games. But there’s no way in hell to confirm that, so who knows.

15, if you got any more stupid, you would be a Bama grad. For pete’s sake, have some pride and stop acting the jackass fool.

I cannot wait to talk to my buddy that works at the Varsity. I actually want to find out that they whupped Odom and RP. In the wise words of the Spirit of Truth, “fucking nincomfuckingpoops”.

#17: they sat out against UT so it wouldn’t surprise me if they sat out against LSU. They are back to practicing, but if they NCAA doesn’t clear them they won’t play.

I know that you can’t discriminate against people in public places, I am guessing that pregnant women would be a protected class, Con Law is for tools, but who are the geniuses who think letting pregnant women into the kind of bar I am imagining in my head is a good idea?

Who thinks taking pregnant women to that sort of establishment is a good idea?

So, many questions to ask that will go unanswered in this one.

But, it sounds like no crimes were committed, or no charges are going to be filed, didn’t read the full text, so why are those two not practicing? Curfew violation?

He wasn’t saying "die Bitch, die", it was German for "the Bitch, the".

No one who speaks German can be an evil man.

everyone we knew went to law school, a sort of advanced youth camp for adolescents that only costs 45-55K a year and involves learning unlearning the English language and playing softball.

fixed. [/wahoo wa]

1. - +100 for the idea.

If I were Les Miles, given the background of these two, they would have forbidden from even looking at each other. Odom and RP can only lead to huge amounts of trouble.

#25, a man’s gotta troll.

Besides, Dorsey is on the tapes but wasn’t in the fight. I’m juss sayin’

17

Bama players are suspended by the University not the athletic department. Players are out until the internal investigation is complete and results reported to the NCAA.

Alabama is going to fuck Louisiana up – like Katrina

1. - When your home sits under 9 feet of water for 3 weeks, you can make a comment like that. Until then, shut the fuck up. And get it right…the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up Louisiana, not Katrina, and certainly not Alabama.

Go back to your desk, think about what you said, and when you can talk foosball with a modicum of intelligence, come back and join play time with the rest of the class.

Well, I heard from an inside source that RP is getting kicked off the team. The source has been very reliable in the past, but he admitted that this information is not 100%. Not sure how I feel about it either way. The guy has been trouble since day 1. “I’m gonna win 4 heismans.” “I’m better than Jamarcus Russell.” Yeah, Jamarcus went first in the draft and stiffarmed the Raiders into a better contract. Yeah, that guy really sucks.

1. Who did he think he was, Jimmy Clausen?

This never would have happened at Bogies….there would have been knife play there.

RP and Odom not practicing with the team right now, but Les has not said if they are playing or not.

I think these fine, upstanding LSU gentlemen should be applauded for staying with their womenfolk despite their pregnancies. And defending their honor.

And people get upset in Connecticut when football players drink beer when they’re 20. If that incident happened here, the sports media would have a collective heart attack and Les Miles would be in prison.

17

And how, exactly, did Brad Lester miraculously gain his academic eligibility mid-semester?

@ 29: Thanks for the correction, I was going to do the same

@ 27: Only certain parties are excluded from discriminating against people in public places (i.e., gov’t, employers with 15+ ee’s). Being able to discriminate against others in public is what makes America great (1st Amendment yipee hooray).

Ed Orgeron just offered the bouncers @ the Varsity and their kids a full ride scholarship to Ole Miss……….
Now if Glenn Dorseys lawya calls in and HE gets suspended, Alabama will have something to work with…..I think Jacob Hester and Stelz were there too….cant be too sure, yeh thats the ticket, and Miles was shooting pool in the corner….Early Doucet was on the 1’s and 2’s….I think RP and Odom just moved up to spots #4 and #5 in the NCAA Travis Henry’s Breeders Cup

“And get it right…the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up Louisiana, not Katrina, and certainly not Alabama.”

Can anyone precisely pinpoint the time when we decided it wa appropriate to blame PEOPLE for natural disasters? A catergory 4 hurricane with a 20+ foot tidal waves slams into a city below sea level. Gotta be some agency to blame for that!

“And get it right…the Army Corps of Engineers fucked up Louisiana, not Katrina, and certainly not Alabama.”

Can anyone precisely pinpoint the time when we decided it was appropriate to blame PEOPLE for natural disasters? A category 4 hurricane with a 20+ foot tidal waves slams into a city below sea level. Gotta be some agency to blame for that!

And how, exactly, did Brad Lester miraculously gain his academic eligibility mid-semester?

The committee that decides such things met and cleared him. Pretty simple. It wasn’t a GPA issue.

re: LSU, didn’t Oklahoma State implode after Miles left? Seems like they had major issues right after that. Could be a repeat. Hello Ann Arbor!

Overheard at the NCAA hearing for Alabama textbook scandal: “BOOK ’EM, Dan-O”

43:

It’s somewhat complicated. What happened in NO and what happened in coastal LA are two different things.

Poor planning, CoE poor design, and big mf’n storm can all be blamed for NO.

As for the rest of LA, you should check out Bayou Farewell. Great book. Sorry for shameless promo

“a man’s gotta troll”

Yes, that’s exactly what a man has to do. Only someone who graduated or is a fan of Alabama Polytechnic could come up with wisdom of such importance in life. Pitiful.

Enjoy watching us in Atlanta and New Orleans, again.

@42

katrina wasn’t a category four when it hit new orleans; it was a category three. while some flooding would have occurred regardless of how well the levees had been constructed, the majority of the damage was due to faulty workmanship. had the levees been as strong as the Corps said they were, new orleans would not have been inundated to such catastrophic proportions. in fact, the city didn’t flood until a day after katrina hit.

1. - he bought a book from Glen Coffee.

$47 – you’re placing waaaayyy too much importance on posts made in a satirical blog. You should seek professional counseling.

LSUJoshua,
How much cash are ya wagering this week?
Will you bet the spread, or straight up?
The real bet will be, the over-under of fights that are gonna break out on the Quad, and whether Tear Gas will be deployed……inside the game will be the safest place….

1. - Much love for the Lionel Hutz reference.

“That’s why you’re the judge, and I’m the law-talkin’ guy….”

#48

Katrina didn’t hit New Orleans. Katrina hit on the MS/LA border, with the most potent edge of it coming ashore in Mississippi. It’s a shame that people seem to forget that the impact was more severe in MS than AL. Whole blocks of homes are still gone to this day.

Lake Ponchartrain hit New Orleans.

Sorry…should be LA and not AL.

49,

Maybe if you were actually successful in your attempts at humor and satire, it would be taken as such. As it is, you suck, much like your school and team.

Then again, I don’t expect you to understand how society works, since we all now know the quality of sociology classes at Alabama Polytechnic and Beauty School.

Jeez. Katrina was two years ago. Let it go. And if someone makes a joke, get over it. And yes – I live in the center of it all. Its like a room full of women….

#52—You’re absolutely right. But Mississippi got their shit together and rebuilt while Louisiana is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened so it’s like it never happend to Mississippi. Go to NOLA and survey the damage that is still there, two years later.

This RP/Odom snafu is not the thing LSU needs before ’Bama. Everyone in BR is on pins and needles worrying about Dorsey, and heart attack threat levels only subsided once it looked as though the Tigers might possibly not have to possibly play Florida in the SEC championship.

And, no confirmation, but it appears that the son of the Saints GM was involved (as in Odom went smashy smashy on his SUV). That might make it harder for this one to just simply “go away.”

44

Ah, yes — “the committee that decides such things.” Thanks for clearing that up.

Plagiarism: it’s always a GPA issue, no?

1. - “But Mississippi got their shit together and rebuilt…so it’s like it never happened to Mississippi. Go to NOLA and survey the damage that is still there, two years later.”

Partially correct take a drive along the coast of MS on hwy 90 and you’ll see that’s what’s not back two years later.

Oh and make sure you head up to I-10 in Biloxi because the bridge is still out between Biloxi and Ocean Springs on hwy 90.

But we digress…. I may miss living in between AL and LA this week more than ever. I can only imagine the breadth on comedy on the call in shows this week!

Perrilloux made up the pregnant girlfriend story. check out the security camera’s footage when it drops. there were NO girls in his posse. This was a story made up by them to get sympathy. completely made up.

Ryan Perrilloux threatened to kill people with a gun, then came back and pointed into a employee’s chest.

the police watched Perrilloux and his crew ride off down highland road. no statements from them and no arrests.

more to follow.

Have rp and do started to smell like corndogs?

how long are louisianians going to hold on the katrina card? nola was and still is a welfare city that can’t think for itself or do anything without blaming someone else. yes, it’s sad and tragic, but what are you going to do now? you can blame katrina when bama sends your soggy corndogs back to the bayou. RTR!

bama93,

No, I wouldn’t expect you to think that because of the classless & corrupt coaches in bama’s lineage except for Gene Stallings.

RP and DO will not play against bama this week as punishment.

Dang, they could’ve padded their stats.

So any jokes about flooding in N’Awlins are in poor taste, but jokes about flooding in Bangladesh simply lead to discussions of which rivers are in the Subcontinent.

Ok, I’ve got it now. Bad things in the US are bad; bad things elsewhere are funny.

#49, NewAZTiger: looks like post #54 drove your 2nd point home. Good call.

Exactly. Unless you live elsewhere. I understand New Orleans jokes are huge in Dhaka for instance.

They can’t trade them on the internet though due to the low literacy rate and rampant poverty. And the floods.

Get it?

59

HFS & NewAZ = BFF 4-evar!!!

“They can’t trade them on the internet though due to the low literacy rate and rampant poverty. And the floods. "

Which city are you talking about Chg?

I’m happy to laugh at any third world city getting sluiced out, I just haven’t heard any good jokes about New Orleans; and the suggestion earlier in the thread is that you can only laugh at your own misfortune.

UConn is going to fuck Rutgers up Saturday – just like when Al Qaeda did the twin towers.

What? Too soon?

Can we PLEASE have an “off season” Fulmer Cup?

Re: #59

Odom made up the pregnant girlfriend story to his lawya’ and his lawya’ replayed it for Teh Advocate…RP’s attorney reported this and straightened it out. No one came back with a gun. Alleged threats were made regarding a weapon, but no one had one, blade or gat. Police came back because a car was damaged during the altercation. Both RP and Odom are troublemakers and thugs…RP’s just more of a follower and has less sense than TD’s this season. Rumors are that Dorsey was there and trying to break up the fight. Numerous LSU players were there to watch a teammate perform on stage at The Varsity. The Varsity is a very clean cut bar right outside of LSU. And yes…at 2:00 am, bouncers in Baton Rouge start herding clientele outside of the building, physically if they have to…EVERY bar in BR does that…this is NOT something new…it’s kinda’ only been ongoing for the past 11 years when the drinking age changed to 21. It keeps the ABC board from shutting them down. RP was also advised, by his lawyer, NOT to press charges. Which he would have subsequently lost.