RYAN PERRILOUX CAN CALL HIS LAWYER AT 2:45 A.M.
Perrilloux, sit down, have a drink.We have a lawyer we can call at 2:45 a.m. in our cellphone. We have several, actually, mostly because everyone we knew went to law school, a sort of advanced youth camp for adolescents that only costs 20-30K a year and involves learning unlearning the English language and playing golf. The conversations usually run something like this:
O: dOOd.
Lawya: d00d.
O: I just watched Pathfinder. Vikings rool. Ahm drunk.
Lawya: Going back to bed now.
O: fuck you!
Lawya: (Click!)
This may be the first thing we have in common with Ryan Perrilloux, who was allegedly beaten up along with linebacker Derrick Odom at The Varsity in Baton Rouge. You don’t party with your pregnant girlfriend? Playa, shine up and get the lady out the house once in a while. Even pregnant ladies can crank dat.
According to a police report, bouncers at the Varsity claimed they were forced to escort LSU football players Perrilloux and Odom outside the club after they refused to leave. Parish law says bars must close at 2 a.m. Bouncers also said several subjects made statements that they would leave and come back with guns.
Perilloux and Odom told police they were unfairly treated by the bouncers, and that the bouncers shoved them and their pregnant girlfriends out of the club. No charges have been filed and no arrests have been made.
Odom, previously involved in a fracas at an apartment complex, also posted this following whatever happened on Friday night at the club on his Facebook page on Saturday morning according to the LSU Reveille.
Odom’s public profile on Facebook, an online social network, featured a status message early Saturday morning that may have alluded to the situation.
“Derrick is sayin the fight dont end til u die BITCH,” Odom apparently wrote at 8:02am.
Odom updated his page just minutes later with another message.
“Derrick is trippin on how these fools try to run up on u behind ya back when they know they cant fuck wit u 1 on 1 but he got something that will shut all that shit down,” he wrote at 8:05 a.m. Saturday.
He has to be referring to sterling conflict resolution skills, in which case he can apply to law school and kill two birds with one stone for Perriloux, being both his lawyer and his, um…lawya. Miles is holding both out of practice pending some investigation and clarification regarding the incident, but remember these three things from the incident:
1. Ryan Perriloux has a lawyer he can call at 2:45 a.m.
2. Even if you are a pregnant lady, you can get tossed out of a Baton Rouge club.
3. Never, ever Facebook at 8 in the morning following a night of clubbin’. Even if the fight dont end til u die BITCH.
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Jeff says:
#9 – Much love for the Lionel Hutz reference.
“That’s why you’re the judge, and I’m the law-talkin’ guy….”
October 29th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
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fresh says:
#48
Katrina didn’t hit New Orleans. Katrina hit on the MS/LA border, with the most potent edge of it coming ashore in Mississippi. It’s a shame that people seem to forget that the impact was more severe in MS than AL. Whole blocks of homes are still gone to this day.
Lake Ponchartrain hit New Orleans.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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fresh says:
Sorry…should be LA and not AL.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
49,
Maybe if you were actually successful in your attempts at humor and satire, it would be taken as such. As it is, you suck, much like your school and team.
Then again, I don’t expect you to understand how society works, since we all now know the quality of sociology classes at Alabama Polytechnic and Beauty School.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
Jeez. Katrina was two years ago. Let it go. And if someone makes a joke, get over it. And yes – I live in the center of it all. Its like a room full of women….
October 29th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
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jeneria says:
#52–You’re absolutely right. But Mississippi got their shit together and rebuilt while Louisiana is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened so it’s like it never happend to Mississippi. Go to NOLA and survey the damage that is still there, two years later.
This RP/Odom snafu is not the thing LSU needs before ‘Bama. Everyone in BR is on pins and needles worrying about Dorsey, and heart attack threat levels only subsided once it looked as though the Tigers might possibly not have to possibly play Florida in the SEC championship.
And, no confirmation, but it appears that the son of the Saints GM was involved (as in Odom went smashy smashy on his SUV). That might make it harder for this one to just simply “go away.”
October 29th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
44
Ah, yes — “the committee that decides such things.” Thanks for clearing that up.
Plagiarism: it’s always a GPA issue, no?
October 29th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
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Kevin says:
#56 – “But Mississippi got their shit together and rebuilt…so it’s like it never happened to Mississippi. Go to NOLA and survey the damage that is still there, two years later.”
Partially correct take a drive along the coast of MS on hwy 90 and you’ll see that’s what’s not back two years later.
Oh and make sure you head up to I-10 in Biloxi because the bridge is still out between Biloxi and Ocean Springs on hwy 90.
But we digress…. I may miss living in between AL and LA this week more than ever. I can only imagine the breadth on comedy on the call in shows this week!
October 29th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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LSU is awesome says:
Perrilloux made up the pregnant girlfriend story. check out the security camera’s footage when it drops. there were NO girls in his posse. This was a story made up by them to get sympathy. completely made up.
Ryan Perrilloux threatened to kill people with a gun, then came back and pointed into a employee’s chest.
the police watched Perrilloux and his crew ride off down highland road. no statements from them and no arrests.
more to follow.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
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rammerjammerslim says:
Have rp and do started to smell like corndogs?
October 29th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
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rammerjammerslim says:
how long are louisianians going to hold on the katrina card? nola was and still is a welfare city that can’t think for itself or do anything without blaming someone else. yes, it’s sad and tragic, but what are you going to do now? you can blame katrina when bama sends your soggy corndogs back to the bayou. RTR!
October 29th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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CobraJet says:
bama93,
No, I wouldn’t expect you to think that because of the classless & corrupt coaches in bama’s lineage except for Gene Stallings.
RP and DO will not play against bama this week as punishment.
Dang, they could’ve padded their stats.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
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Not a Fifer says:
So any jokes about flooding in N’Awlins are in poor taste, but jokes about flooding in Bangladesh simply lead to discussions of which rivers are in the Subcontinent.
Ok, I’ve got it now. Bad things in the US are bad; bad things elsewhere are funny.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:20 am
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HFS says:
#49, NewAZTiger: looks like post #54 drove your 2nd point home. Good call.
October 30th, 2007 at 7:32 am
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Chg says:
Exactly. Unless you live elsewhere. I understand New Orleans jokes are huge in Dhaka for instance.
They can’t trade them on the internet though due to the low literacy rate and rampant poverty. And the floods.
Get it?
October 30th, 2007 at 7:40 am
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RIP Logan Young says:
59
HFS & NewAZ = BFF 4-evar!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 8:26 am
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Not a Fifer says:
“They can’t trade them on the internet though due to the low literacy rate and rampant poverty. And the floods. ”
Which city are you talking about Chg?
I’m happy to laugh at any third world city getting sluiced out, I just haven’t heard any good jokes about New Orleans; and the suggestion earlier in the thread is that you can only laugh at your own misfortune.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:33 am
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TigerNacho says:
UConn is going to fuck Rutgers up Saturday – just like when Al Qaeda did the twin towers.
What? Too soon?
October 30th, 2007 at 9:53 am
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Limedust says:
Can we PLEASE have an “off season” Fulmer Cup?
October 30th, 2007 at 11:41 am
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4EverLSU says:
Re: #59
Odom made up the pregnant girlfriend story to his lawya’ and his lawya’ replayed it for Teh Advocate…RP’s attorney reported this and straightened it out. No one came back with a gun. Alleged threats were made regarding a weapon, but no one had one, blade or gat. Police came back because a car was damaged during the altercation. Both RP and Odom are troublemakers and thugs…RP’s just more of a follower and has less sense than TD’s this season. Rumors are that Dorsey was there and trying to break up the fight. Numerous LSU players were there to watch a teammate perform on stage at The Varsity. The Varsity is a very clean cut bar right outside of LSU. And yes…at 2:00 am, bouncers in Baton Rouge start herding clientele outside of the building, physically if they have to…EVERY bar in BR does that…this is NOT something new…it’s kinda’ only been ongoing for the past 11 years when the drinking age changed to 21. It keeps the ABC board from shutting them down. RP was also advised, by his lawyer, NOT to press charges. Which he would have subsequently lost.
October 30th, 2007 at 10:16 pm