PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

Questioning and openly mocking The Dear Leader???

BLASPHEMER!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! KILL HIM!! GIVE US BARABAS! WE WANT BARABAS!!!

Glen Dorsey’s Knee.

Threadjack, MOFOs!!!

So how fired is Bill Callahan?

Callahan is as fired as a 12th century village in northern France after a little pillage and rape from the Viking hordes.

Liars Dept:

Tom Osborne learned to lie very well from all of his years in Congress.

Congress has a much better group of liars than football coaches. Exceptions:

Saban: He is the best liar in college and the NFL. (“No, I do not want the Bama job.”)

Weis: Had some of the best lies of the season, such as:

- ND Not Rebuilding,

- ND Not Kicking Off Initially,

- ND Never Losing to Mich State Again,

- ND will out-Scheme everyone they face

- ND QB situation

Stacy, you have a crush on CW don’t you? About every 4th post of yours is about Charlie. If you want to ask him out on a date, then stop by the Gug and ask!

Turner Gill has a for sale sign in his yard in Buffalo.

Besides Turner Gil, has there been a more dominating player in the modern era? (Vince Young, Tebow, Bo Jackson? Maybe, but not in the same level as Gil, methinks.)

So how fired is Bill Callahan?

Charlie Weis’ medical malpractice lawyer fired.

FEMA public relations manager fired.

U-Dub defensive coordinator fired.

Callahan is fired like San Diego.

Wait for it . . . .

The impending sound of onrushing indignance at such brazen and cavalier insensitivity.

Just ask the Katrina police from a few threads ago.

the katrina police?? no they left town in the middle of the storm. ZING!!!

(let the record show that i am allowed to make katrina jokes b/c i had friends and family affected by the storm…carry on)

Fat D: Actually, my commentary on Charlie Weis has decreased dramatically. I even took some time off for a while, in order to not pile on along with everybody else.

Besides, there’s plenty of room on Weis for everyone to pile on.

Because he’s fat.

Mangino vs Weis Dept:

Mangino is fatter, yet Weis gets more fat-boy abuse. I wonder why. How about this…

Mangino is Ricky Lake-ish…

….while Weis is Rosy O’Donnell-ish??

Bill Callahan is so fired that Osborne has Donald Trump waiting in the wings for increased emphasis.

I would expect Osborne to pull an Ari Gold-style firing on Callahan (“GET. THE FUCK. OUT. GETTHEFUCKOUT!”), except I’m pretty sure he doesn’t swear.

Bill Callahan is herpes-pain fired.

How Fired is Nutt?

Well, this was what the crowd looked like at kickoff of their homecoming.

Youch.

1. Then I guess I get to make fire jokes since the college I work at cancelled our homecoming game last week because of the bad air quality from all the smoke.

And most of the ranch my parents live on burned but firemen made a stand at the house and saved it. Firemen are even more popular than usual in SoCal right now.

SKLM:
It’s Navy week, and your earlier guarantee of Navy over Notre Dame is on the books.

1. total O v. #105 total D!
2. pass eff O v. #119 pass eff D!

This Saturday! 2:30 pm! Only on NBC!

PW now that is FUNNY!

Stacy, like a poor marksman you keep missing the target! Keep trying!

Mangino doesn’t pretend he’s the Smaatest Coach Evar, so he doesn’t catch as much crap as Cheeseburger Charlie.

And how fired is BC? He’s in the dead man’s ten seconds — it just feels like it’s been going on for four weeks, and has four weeks left.

People would like Charlie Weis better if he wore velour.

From B.C. to A.D. History repeats itself
Bill Callahan to Athletic Director!
Tom Osborne will bring back Turner Gill and smash-mouth Power I formation football. Enjoy it while you can because Big Red will be back and the Blackshirts will reign again in the near future GUARANTEED!!!

By the way ND, does that mean Never Dominates???

Tom looks like the Emperor. Jesus he aged fast.

1. Weis gets more fat abuse because he has a BIF (Butt in Front). You could swivel his head around to the back Exorcist style and you wouldn’t notice a difference. Mangino is just globular.

Personally, I’d kick a few bucks into the NU athletic department’s coffers if they would hire Vince McMahon to fly out to Lincoln just to tell Bill Callahan he’s fired.

Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqw9Ec5ipE