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Despite the obvious mention of the "new coaching staff" Tom Osborne claims that no decision will be made about the coaching staff until the offseason. Tom Osborne also wants to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, promises you don't have to worry about your daughter on prom night because she took a "virginity pledge" and extolled how much more difficult it is to recruit to Notre Dame because of the academic standards.

HT: W. Brinson.

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Questioning and openly mocking The Dear Leader???

BLASPHEMER!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! KILL HIM!! GIVE US BARABAS! WE WANT BARABAS!!!

by Land of Os(borne) on Oct 29, 2007 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Glen Dorsey’s Knee.

Threadjack, MOFOs!!!

by NewAZTiger on Oct 29, 2007 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

So how fired is Bill Callahan?

by dudis41 on Oct 29, 2007 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Callahan is as fired as a 12th century village in northern France after a little pillage and rape from the Viking hordes.

by Biggus Rickus on Oct 29, 2007 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Liars Dept:

Tom Osborne learned to lie very well from all of his years in Congress.

Congress has a much better group of liars than football coaches. Exceptions:

Saban: He is the best liar in college and the NFL. (“No, I do not want the Bama job.”)

Weis: Had some of the best lies of the season, such as:

- ND Not Rebuilding,

- ND Not Kicking Off Initially,

- ND Never Losing to Mich State Again,

- ND will out-Scheme everyone they face

- ND QB situation

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 29, 2007 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Stacy, you have a crush on CW don’t you? About every 4th post of yours is about Charlie. If you want to ask him out on a date, then stop by the Gug and ask!

by Fat Daddy on Oct 29, 2007 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Turner Gill has a for sale sign in his yard in Buffalo.

by Al on Oct 29, 2007 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Besides Turner Gil, has there been a more dominating player in the modern era? (Vince Young, Tebow, Bo Jackson? Maybe, but not in the same level as Gil, methinks.)

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 29, 2007 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So how fired is Bill Callahan?

Charlie Weis’ medical malpractice lawyer fired.

FEMA public relations manager fired.

U-Dub defensive coordinator fired.

by Brian O'Blivion on Oct 29, 2007 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Callahan is fired like San Diego.

Wait for it . . . .

The impending sound of onrushing indignance at such brazen and cavalier insensitivity.

Just ask the Katrina police from a few threads ago.

by sherlock hemlock on Oct 29, 2007 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

the katrina police?? no they left town in the middle of the storm. ZING!!!

(let the record show that i am allowed to make katrina jokes b/c i had friends and family affected by the storm…carry on)

by gerry dorsey on Oct 29, 2007 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat D: Actually, my commentary on Charlie Weis has decreased dramatically. I even took some time off for a while, in order to not pile on along with everybody else.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 29, 2007 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Besides, there’s plenty of room on Weis for everyone to pile on.

Because he’s fat.

by PW on Oct 29, 2007 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Mangino vs Weis Dept:

Mangino is fatter, yet Weis gets more fat-boy abuse. I wonder why. How about this…

Mangino is Ricky Lake-ish…

….while Weis is Rosy O’Donnell-ish??

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 29, 2007 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Bill Callahan is so fired that Osborne has Donald Trump waiting in the wings for increased emphasis.

I would expect Osborne to pull an Ari Gold-style firing on Callahan (“GET. THE FUCK. OUT. GETTHEFUCKOUT!”), except I’m pretty sure he doesn’t swear.

by Signal to Noise on Oct 29, 2007 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Bill Callahan is herpes-pain fired.

by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Oct 29, 2007 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

How Fired is Nutt?

Well, this was what the crowd looked like at kickoff of their homecoming.

Youch.

by NewAZTiger on Oct 29, 2007 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. Then I guess I get to make fire jokes since the college I work at cancelled our homecoming game last week because of the bad air quality from all the smoke.

And most of the ranch my parents live on burned but firemen made a stand at the house and saved it. Firemen are even more popular than usual in SoCal right now.

by oc phil on Oct 29, 2007 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

SKLM:
It’s Navy week, and your earlier guarantee of Navy over Notre Dame is on the books.

  1. total O v. #105 total D!
  2. pass eff O v. #119 pass eff D!

This Saturday! 2:30 pm! Only on NBC!

by Andy on Oct 29, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

PW now that is FUNNY!

Stacy, like a poor marksman you keep missing the target! Keep trying!

by Fat Daddy on Oct 29, 2007 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Mangino doesn’t pretend he’s the Smaatest Coach Evar, so he doesn’t catch as much crap as Cheeseburger Charlie.

And how fired is BC? He’s in the dead man’s ten seconds — it just feels like it’s been going on for four weeks, and has four weeks left.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 29, 2007 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

People would like Charlie Weis better if he wore velour.

by DC Trojan on Oct 29, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

From B.C. to A.D. History repeats itself
Bill Callahan to Athletic Director!
Tom Osborne will bring back Turner Gill and smash-mouth Power I formation football. Enjoy it while you can because Big Red will be back and the Blackshirts will reign again in the near future GUARANTEED!!!

by Brett on Oct 29, 2007 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way ND, does that mean Never Dominates???

by Brett on Oct 29, 2007 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Tom looks like the Emperor. Jesus he aged fast.

by chicago on Oct 30, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions  

  1. Weis gets more fat abuse because he has a BIF (Butt in Front). You could swivel his head around to the back Exorcist style and you wouldn’t notice a difference. Mangino is just globular.

by Brian O'Blivion on Oct 30, 2007 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Personally, I’d kick a few bucks into the NU athletic department’s coffers if they would hire Vince McMahon to fly out to Lincoln just to tell Bill Callahan he’s fired.

Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqw9Ec5ipE

by Rob on Oct 30, 2007 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

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