PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Despite the obvious mention of the “new coaching staff” Tom Osborne claims that no decision will be made about the coaching staff until the offseason. Tom Osborne also wants to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, promises you don’t have to worry about your daughter on prom night because she took a “virginity pledge” and extolled how much more difficult it is to recruit to Notre Dame because of the academic standards.
HT: W. Brinson.
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Land of Os(borne) says:
Questioning and openly mocking The Dear Leader???
BLASPHEMER!! CRUCIFY HIM!!! KILL HIM!! GIVE US BARABAS! WE WANT BARABAS!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Glen Dorsey’s Knee.
Threadjack, MOFOs!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
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dudis41 says:
So how fired is Bill Callahan?
October 29th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Callahan is as fired as a 12th century village in northern France after a little pillage and rape from the Viking hordes.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Liars Dept:
Tom Osborne learned to lie very well from all of his years in Congress.
Congress has a much better group of liars than football coaches. Exceptions:
Saban: He is the best liar in college and the NFL. (”No, I do not want the Bama job.”)
Weis: Had some of the best lies of the season, such as:
- ND Not Rebuilding,
- ND Not Kicking Off Initially,
- ND Never Losing to Mich State Again,
- ND will out-Scheme everyone they face
- ND QB situation
October 29th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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Fat Daddy says:
Stacy, you have a crush on CW don’t you? About every 4th post of yours is about Charlie. If you want to ask him out on a date, then stop by the Gug and ask!
October 29th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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Al says:
Turner Gill has a for sale sign in his yard in Buffalo.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Besides Turner Gil, has there been a more dominating player in the modern era? (Vince Young, Tebow, Bo Jackson? Maybe, but not in the same level as Gil, methinks.)
October 29th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
So how fired is Bill Callahan?
Charlie Weis’ medical malpractice lawyer fired.
FEMA public relations manager fired.
U-Dub defensive coordinator fired.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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sherlock hemlock says:
Callahan is fired like San Diego.
Wait for it . . . .
The impending sound of onrushing indignance at such brazen and cavalier insensitivity.
Just ask the Katrina police from a few threads ago.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
the katrina police?? no they left town in the middle of the storm. ZING!!!
(let the record show that i am allowed to make katrina jokes b/c i had friends and family affected by the storm…carry on)
October 29th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Fat D: Actually, my commentary on Charlie Weis has decreased dramatically. I even took some time off for a while, in order to not pile on along with everybody else.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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PW says:
Besides, there’s plenty of room on Weis for everyone to pile on.
Because he’s fat.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Mangino vs Weis Dept:
Mangino is fatter, yet Weis gets more fat-boy abuse. I wonder why. How about this…
Mangino is Ricky Lake-ish…
….while Weis is Rosy O’Donnell-ish??????
October 29th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Bill Callahan is so fired that Osborne has Donald Trump waiting in the wings for increased emphasis.
I would expect Osborne to pull an Ari Gold-style firing on Callahan (”GET. THE FUCK. OUT. GETTHEFUCKOUT!”), except I’m pretty sure he doesn’t swear.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
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Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
Bill Callahan is herpes-pain fired.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
How Fired is Nutt?
Well, this was what the crowd looked like at kickoff of their homecoming.
Youch.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
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oc phil says:
#11 Then I guess I get to make fire jokes since the college I work at cancelled our homecoming game last week because of the bad air quality from all the smoke.
And most of the ranch my parents live on burned but firemen made a stand at the house and saved it. Firemen are even more popular than usual in SoCal right now.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
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Andy says:
SKLM:
It’s Navy week, and your earlier guarantee of Navy over Notre Dame is on the books.
#119 total O v. #105 total D!
#118 pass eff O v. #119 pass eff D!
This Saturday! 2:30 pm! Only on NBC!
October 29th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
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Fat Daddy says:
PW now that is FUNNY!
Stacy, like a poor marksman you keep missing the target! Keep trying!
October 29th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Mangino doesn’t pretend he’s the Smaatest Coach Evar, so he doesn’t catch as much crap as Cheeseburger Charlie.
And how fired is BC? He’s in the dead man’s ten seconds — it just feels like it’s been going on for four weeks, and has four weeks left.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
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DC Trojan says:
People would like Charlie Weis better if he wore velour.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
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Brett says:
From B.C. to A.D. History repeats itself
Bill Callahan to Athletic Director!
Tom Osborne will bring back Turner Gill and smash-mouth Power I formation football. Enjoy it while you can because Big Red will be back and the Blackshirts will reign again in the near future GUARANTEED!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
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Brett says:
By the way ND, does that mean Never Dominates???
October 29th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
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chicago says:
Tom looks like the Emperor. Jesus he aged fast.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
#14 Weis gets more fat abuse because he has a BIF (Butt in Front). You could swivel his head around to the back Exorcist style and you wouldn’t notice a difference. Mangino is just globular.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:51 am
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Rob says:
Personally, I’d kick a few bucks into the NU athletic department’s coffers if they would hire Vince McMahon to fly out to Lincoln just to tell Bill Callahan he’s fired.
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqw9Ec5ipE
October 30th, 2007 at 10:55 am