PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

Despite the obvious mention of the "new coaching staff" Tom Osborne claims that no decision will be made about the coaching staff until the offseason. Tom Osborne also wants to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, promises you don't have to worry about your daughter on prom night because she took a "virginity pledge" and extolled how much more difficult it is to recruit to Notre Dame because of the academic standards.

HT: W. Brinson.

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