OPEN THREAD: COCKTAIL PARTY
We’re going to the bar to watch the cocktail party. Enjoy and populate the thread below with your brilliant thoughts.

379 Responses to “OPEN THREAD: COCKTAIL PARTY”
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Coop says:
185 – I will give you a hint. He smells like corndogs and is a big fan of LSU’s live mascot.
He is in a fucking cage. Not a big deal.
October 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
202
Mr. Wrong says:
Weird penalty. I’ll take it.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
203
HE15MAN says:
KJ3 is a can of gasoline….causes your defense to immediately combust and go up in smoke.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
204
2midgetsinacarseat says:
Do SEC refs get paid by the yard?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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Tom says:
Point taken. By the way, Curlin won easily over Street Sense in the Breeders’ Cup for the fellow horse racing enthusiasts out there.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
I cannot believe FL just made that first down. fuck
October 27th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
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HE15MAN says:
and tebow does his best forrest gump….
” i got to find bubba!”
October 27th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
208
fotodog says:
Seriously, isn’t there a girl in 7th grade girl that we can get to replace Prince Miller at CB?!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
209
Mr. Wrong says:
Jesus. Fashion, horse racing… what’s next? Yeast infections?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
210
peace w/o the barn says:
Does CBS own the rat or what.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
211
LSUJoshua says:
The best part about Munson’s call is his soliloquy afterwards about breaking the chair, the stadium falling about, UGA fans in St. Simon’s and Jekyl Island going batshit. UGA just miraculously scored and Munson is talking about anything but what just happened on the field. It’s sublime. Find it on youtube and enjoy.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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Tom says:
Mr. Wrong, there’s no need for name calling. The Tide has a bye week, and my family raises horses.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
213
LSU Harleyman says:
Tebow overthrew that one!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
true that, lsujoshua…I remember hearing it on the radio and people seriously did not know if he had scored or not ’cause Munson never says touchdown…it was crazy.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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LSU Harleyman says:
USC (cal) is in trouble
October 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
216
Mr. Wrong says:
I didn’t name call. Just tweaking you. No malice.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
217
John says:
An absolute epic of ugly football.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
that was the worst offensive series I have seen…what the fuck is the playcalling there, BOBO?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
219
Tom says:
And the Ducks down the Trojans! Hooray!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:
BTW, my family used to make moonshine. Feel free to have fun with that.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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Tom says:
Actually, mine did too so I, for one, have nothing. The Baptists were not fans.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
207–mine, too…apple-flavored.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
223
Harris says:
My wife won’t let me have a still.
Uh, why the fuck is Tebow dressed as Superman? More to the point, what does this have to do with anything?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
224
dudis41 says:
I love it when a safety goes all Ray Lewis after a tackle… a tackle which stopped a 20 yard run.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
225
John says:
USC or anyone else, why are Oregon fans rushing the field for beating a team ranked lower than them?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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Tom says:
Every time I see Tebow do that should pump fake run, my brain has been trained to think that a touchdown will immediately follow.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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narfwestuhn says:
Good job by Oregon fans for rushing the field when they’re ranked higher.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
228
jamiedawgfan says:
shit, shit, shit…no time to look tired, Dawgs
October 27th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
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peace w/o the barn says:
Dumb!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
230
Signal to Noise says:
#212 – that’ll be the height of their season, probably.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
231
jamiedawgfan says:
Jesus Christ, I am tired of the phrase “Tebow Time”
October 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
232
Mr. Wrong says:
Cute, Urban.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
233
Sean says:
Goddamnit that’s probably the game, we’re going to lose because Tebows hurt, this is why we keep having third and a mile and are forced ot get big pieces of yardage, I’m sorry but if Tebows okay we run a bit and instead of third and a mile its third and 3 or 4 and we’re ahead.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
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peace w/o the barn says:
Done!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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ipse dixit says:
Wow, UGA/FLA really good game.
Remember preseason when all the shows asked if anyone can beat USC? I love the preseason.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
HOLY SHIT MIKEY HENDERSON
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
237
LSUJoshua says:
Wow, what a catch!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
238
John says:
I’m not huge on saying this but “How ’bout them Dawgs?”
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
239
Mr. Wrong says:
French Toast.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
240
Sutpen says:
Go DAWGS! Wish I could hear Munson calling this beaut of a game.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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2midgetsinacarseat says:
If Tebow is now Leak, then why cant they make Newton the new Tebow on those short plays.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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Tom says:
Did Verne just say the “young man from Dallas is sober”? Or did he just say Stafford was celebrating, b/c it sounded like sober. Which would be a low blow.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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DC Trojan says:
John, because SC is 36 – 16 – 2 overall against Oregon and has won 3 of the last 4 (we’ll just skip over 98 – 01).
Quack quack.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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dudis41 says:
That was a beautiful catch. Can’t fault the coverage either.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
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fotodog says:
Mr. Wrong +1
October 27th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
246
2midgetsinacarseat says:
Wait, What just happned?
October 27th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
247
jamiedawgfan says:
Come on DAWGS…hold ‘em
October 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Well, guys remember, Alabama was down way more deeper than the game, and didnt even have an offense and came back and tied it up, should have won, you have both Tebow, and Harvin, and should run the dog shit outta of both of them. Go all North Dallas Forty and give Tebow several Cortisone shots in the shoulder, give him some LorTabs and when the pain goes away, run him on every down
October 27th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
249
Tom says:
Or just have Lou Holtz give the Gators a pep talk.
October 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
hahaha FL fuckers!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm