OPEN THREAD: COCKTAIL PARTY
We’re going to the bar to watch the cocktail party. Enjoy and populate the thread below with your brilliant thoughts.

379 Responses to “OPEN THREAD: COCKTAIL PARTY”
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8] Show All
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8] Show All









351
ZD from WH in B says:
1. I was pulling for UF after that crap Mark “I look like Jon Gruden but coach like Jay Gruden” Richt pulled after the 1st TD.
2. GIMME A FUCKIN UCONN SIRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(Nice call Orson)
October 27th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
352
Tom says:
I was pulling for Fla. until the camera panned their section of fans. Too much hair gel, too little shirts with sleeves, and I was quickly reminded why I grew up hating the Gators.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
353
dudis41 says:
Ah, the lost art of the 50-yard field goal.
Damn Suckeyes.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
354
Futbawl Fan says:
Dear Ms M
I believe that makes 3 losses for FL this year… all in the SEC… say goodbye to MNCs unless (name redacted) comes back to recruit for ya
ahhhh….the cold heat of rage and hate warms my dark little soul
October 27th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
355
narfwestuhn says:
I thought this OSU-PSU game was supposed to be a defensive matchup. I wonder where those defenses are playing cuz they’re not in happy valley right now
October 27th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
356
jamiedawgfan says:
The White Out at Penn State is hurting my eyes and I cannot believe that GA lost to Tenn and SC—they stink!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
357
Tom says:
Apparently, the Tennessee Volunteers are jockeying hard to win this year’s award of Best Jekyll and Hyde Impersonation.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
358
narfwestuhn says:
Morelli better not run with the ball like that against the OSU D or he’ll be fumbling that thing all night. PSU’s O line is doing a great job
October 27th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
359
Tom says:
If you gents care to watch football played at a level about junior varsity, switch to ESPN
October 27th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
360
Skip says:
Anthony Morelli is such an idiot. Great ass though
October 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
361
jamiedawgfan says:
Gents? There is a lady on the board as well….and I keep switching back to Tenn-SC but it is starting to look like Tenn is about to put the smackdown on SC….and now I am mesmerized by the White Out–which is really freaky.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
362
white-boned demon says:
I’ve already seen enough junior varsity-level football today. I watched Florida’s defense play.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
363
Tom says:
361, my apologies. And I agree, that white-out is pretty cool. Eerie and freaky, but cool.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
364
jamiedawgfan says:
okay, the White Out is freaky because it reminds me of when we had those drunk driving awareness things and people were ‘ghosts’ and its like all those Penn State people are ghosts…and I hate OSU and want them to lose..but its not looking good.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
365
narfwestuhn says:
Penn State really needed that interception top stop OSU.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
366
narfwestuhn says:
Penn State really needed that interception to stop OSU.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
367
Ed says:
Well, Orson, no bunda for us, no victory for you.
Karl and Dennis, thank you for playing our game.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
368
Mosby says:
Is seven nation army the only song the Penn State band knows?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
369
jamiedawgfan says:
whoa–Tenn just blew a 21 point lead over SC….
October 27th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
370
Edsall is God says:
I rushed the field today. I am fuckin toasted. Go Huskies.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
371
ATLien says:
You’re setting up your rifle where?
And you were slinging disses about living in buckhead?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
372
KingCockman says:
Yeah! Whoo! Next…
October 27th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
373
Chuck D says:
#260 Turtles are in the water, Tourises walk on land. It was obviously a turle and a scorpion but you can substitute so many anmals, the bottom line is Florida’s D sucks. I count sheep like I do Kyle Jackson Missed Tackles and I do not look forward to a certain pompous idiot on the radio Monday Morning explaining what happened.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
374
Brody says:
I can’t wait to see the pollsters put the Gators in at 14 with 3 losses because “um… its Florida right?”
October 27th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
375
NCT says:
312 – “I still take pleasure from the fact that I’m an alumnus of the one school in the SEC that knows the south lost the civil war.”
Your own professors admit Florida’s schools can’t compete with Georgia, Virginia, and Wisconsin, and all of a sudden you think you’re better than Vandy? Please. You’ve got a decent school, and your team just lost. Grow up.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
376
One And Done says:
The UF-UGa game was so saturday special… fat kid wanna be athletr beats pretty boy all-american… The best part of the game was when UF ran the Tebow motion out of the QB under center. They ran ti twice, once a fumble, once a timeout. I here there’s a variation where they run a holding call or a blown blocking assignment for a sack that they’re saving for the game against the OBC.
Awesome. Tebow cries, shows weakness, & Pope Urban was confused all day long today. Who says there’s no God? Superman has 3 losses… I don’t think it was a coincidence hearing Tina Turner’s “We Don’t Need Another Hero ” yesterday at lunch,
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah my shoulder hurts…. Chuck Norris just called. He wants his masculinity back since Heir Tebow is obviously not ready for such skills.
One rule never fails- it’s only a matter of time before an option running QB in the SEC gets hurt.
It was pathetically obvious today Superman had kryptonite oatmeal for breakfast today.
I was only partially scared before, but now I’m not… bring it Tebow, so LSU can paint a 4 on that cape, Kal-El.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:11 am
377
One And Done says:
Awwwwwww, Auburn couldn’t cover 17.5 against Ole Miss? What a shocker… see, when I saw people saying “LSU got lucky,” I remembered LSU outgaining Auburn 488-296. & one of AUburn’s TDs coming off a legendary 6 yd. drive.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, slap yourself if you took Auburn & the 17.5.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:15 am
378
A-town says:
Tebow crying like a bitch priceless
Hey yall don’t fuck with florida girls they suck alligator dick
October 28th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
379
A-town says:
My fault Florida it was my fault yall lost I shot Tebow in arm
October 28th, 2007 at 4:58 pm