GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.–Mark Twain.
Extreme language ahead. You are warned.
Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
–Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
–Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
–Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
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Dante says:
Good job, Superman Tebow. I hear after the game Richt told him: “I want you to remember, Tebow… in all the years to come… in your most private moments… I want you to remember my hand at your throat… I want you to remember the man who beat you…”
October 27th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Athens is a dump.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
53
Pat Robertson bench presses 2000 lbs says:
Enjoy Dawgs. Gators, hold on tightly to last year’s trophies. For the next few years, we’re all gonna be Spurrier’s bitch. Again.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
The AP calls it “a rare victory for Georgia in one of the South’s most heated rivalries.” Rere indeed.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
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fotodog says:
Dante,
Look Tebow is still an incredible player- maybe the best offensive player in the game right now. I am glad that we had the bye before this game, because I wouldn’t have wanted to face a healthy Tebow.
BJ,
We will enjoy it and even if we do blow the SEC East, you are still our bitches for a year.
Sit!
Good gator.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
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Doug says:
Florida may have won 15 of the last 18, but UGA’s won 1 of the last 1.
In other words, Strykker can eat a dick.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
57
Feta-fries says:
That was the least SEC-looking Florida has been since pre-Spurrier. Does that hurt at all?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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Erik says:
It’s okay guys. I hear from reliable WWL sources that Florida is the best three-loss team in the country and has an outside shot at another championship game appearance if thirty other stadiums sink into the bowels of the Earth next Saturday.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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Troy says:
poetry. pure poetry.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
60
drogue says:
Top shelf swearing, O. Top shelf!
October 27th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
61
drogue says:
OBC takes the lead 1:24 left. Fulmer comes from ahead to lose again.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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Dante says:
fotodog,
Never argued that Tebow isn’t a fantastic player. Best offensive player in the league I’m not so sure about. Just borrowing a line from Frank Miller that seemed pretty appropriate here. I saw a picture of kid Tebow dressed as Superman with some other kid dressed as Batman and my comic-book-reading mind immediately thought of the best Batman story ever told. Does this make Kentucky’s defense the Green Arrow?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
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fotodog says:
Why are <10,000 Carolina fans louder than 90,000+ Vol fans?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
64
fotodog says:
Fair enough, Dark Knight Returns was a classic.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
65
Rob says:
I heard the SEC gives out Championship cockrings too.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
66
Reggie F. Nelson says:
I want some more time at DB – any available?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
67
dudis41 says:
Vols fumble, and gain 10 yards.
If Fulmer doesn’t take Zocor, he damn well should, for many reasons.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
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BeardGuy says:
If only Tim Tebow could play defense…
Or, alternatively, perhaps Florida should have recruited someone who can tackle.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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drogue says:
Dude hooked it, saved by the penalty, so far.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
70
fotodog says:
Vols = lucky bast@rds
October 27th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
71
Mark Richt is a classless dickhole up some other shitwads cumspot says:
Fuck.
Goddamnit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
72
jamiedawgfan says:
Mike Patrick Insanity Watch–he just mentioned Britney SPears and that she got a double-wide…seriously…
October 27th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
73
drogue says:
Two fumbles and a hooked fg erased by a flag on the last drive. Very lucky bastards.
NOW ANOTHER BRITTANY SPEARS/NEW DOUBLE WIDE TRAILER REFERENCE!!!
Apparently OT and B Spears give this guy a chubber.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
74
Darkknight says:
# 46 – I got it (obviously). Brillant….
October 27th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
75
fotodog says:
At one time, wasn’t the rule that the offense couldn’t advance the ball on a fumble?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
76
drogue says:
Patrick said you have to start drinking late in the week and not wait until game day.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
77
Digital Headbutt says:
“Wilford Brimley Bukkakke party”
I think we have the name of Prabhu Deva’s next Bollywood hit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
78
Brandon Lang says:
Defense could not advance the ball on a fumble once upon a time. On fourth down, an offensive fumble can not be advanced unless it is recovered by the player who fumbled.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
79
drogue says:
Or not. Fulmer lives.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
80
Digital Headbutt says:
How does any team fumble twice in the same possession and still come back to win?
October 27th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
81
jamiedawgfan says:
well, I guess Corso -i think it was Corso-was right when he said it would be 400 years before SC wins an SEC championship.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
82
Duhhh says:
I KNEW IT! Our defense was exposed, over-exposed, and burned to a crisp. If Gary Danielson can see that our DB’s are afraid to cover receivers, I’m pretty sure the Dawgs could see it.
This document will go from Mark Richt’s desk to everyone who plays UF from now on… http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/_Duhhh/4down.jpg
October 27th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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Ed says:
Nick Saban has time for this shit.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
84
Amy says:
I… yeah.
We’ve all been there.
October 27th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
85
Rob says:
S. Wayne is driving back to Ohio on the Penn turnpike breaking through its gates.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
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dudis41 says:
# 75
If only the Fuckeyes had to ride the PA Turnpike, that would be some solace for Penn State fans….
But they will take 22 into Monroeville, the parkway through Pittsburgh, and 79 down to 70 into C-bus. A mostly painless ride, at this time of night anyway. No gates in front of Wheeling… completely unnecessary.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:
What a way to end an absolutely great day…Spurrier goes down in OT.
Hey Steve, are you not surprised to lose to Tennessee, just like you weren’t surprised to lose to Vandy. I mean, Tennessee is a really good team, if they played 8 cupcakes they would be at the top of the BCS thing just like Ohio State…
Stay classy Spurrier, stay classy.
October 27th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
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doctorevil says:
Wilford Brimley bukakke party? Doncha think that’s a little over the top?
October 27th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
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One And Done says:
One Arm Tebow got no chomp… waaaaaaaaaahhhh
Hey Stacy, Who’s 2 & Really Done Now? waaaaaaaaaah Tell us again for the umpteenth time about USC’s injuries. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
Don’t get a UF 3rd against Cal! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
October 27th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
90
One And Done says:
Hey Kal-El, you gonna take off next week against Vandy too?
October 28th, 2007 at 12:17 am
91
chazz says:
Hey, Florida teams are always fun to watch and are always in the hunt til the end. NO wait!!! You ALL suck big time even when you win!!!! HaHaHA
GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:34 am
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Rockytop85 says:
I’m not going to church anymore!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am
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judo says:
@80, except last year, when we ran out of fireworks at my game watching party because we scored so many times.
hey, at least you got your revenge in basketball.
well I’m still sure that you’re leading some kind of category, like lowest average SAT scores.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:44 am
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David Putty says:
“Wilford Brimley bukkake party”
I spit my beer all over the screen once I read this…100 beer-damaged laptops to the author, well done
October 28th, 2007 at 12:45 am
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chazz says:
@81 You’re absolutely right and you can hug the memories of you wonderful fireworks and super-Tebow and Percy along with your big game last night all damn winter long. There is always next year, bucko!!! No wait!!!!!!!! Your team still sucks!!!!!!! Ha Ha
Goooooooooo Bucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chomp NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 12:52 am
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JohnInHsv says:
One trick ponies never last long in the SEC. Meyer better start surfing the internet to figure out how to coach a defense.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:00 am
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swampchomp says:
I can has eats bears? i drank for 12 hours staright ors0n. plz i am i pr0ud nau? EAT LOLFUTBAW!
October 28th, 2007 at 1:43 am
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John says:
Thanks a lot Gators, Phat Phil and the fucking Vols now control their SEC East destiny.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:54 am
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Meg says:
Someone mentioned that burned waffle smell on the St. John’s River is from the Maxwell House grindery. Here I was thinking it was the smell of burnt DBs, those of both teams.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:56 am
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BJ and The Bear says:
In other news, say goodbye to Ryan Perrilloux because he’s likely played his last down for LSU. Get your pen ready Orson…
October 28th, 2007 at 2:00 am