GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.–Mark Twain.
Extreme language ahead. You are warned.
Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
–Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
–Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
–Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
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m says:
ATLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 lololol. GAYTURDS. GET IT?!! LOLOLOL!!!1122
October 27th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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Benny Lava says:
That is more eloquent than I could have ever dreamed it would be
October 27th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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mlmintampa says:
I can’t hear UGA fans gloating because I have last year’s SEC and BCS title rings in my ears.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
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miker says:
It worries me that our defense has gotten worse over the course of the year. I hope that is just due to injuries. And who is #77? cause he sucked big dick today.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
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OhNoTheCoach? says:
Why do you have SEC championship and BCS championship rings? And why are you putting rings in your ears?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Fuck me this is tha last time I stay 9in tAtlalanta fo this shit. First of all $150 doesn;t buy you shit in terms of alcohol. And eveyrone here is past 30, which makes me feel old as fuck. Yeah I;m drunk assholes, and yeah im pissed off we lost.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
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cheelydawg says:
I’m a DAWG fan, but goddamn, I laughed at your comments for their content, not because we won.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
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asim says:
Amen, Orson.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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corey bailey says:
I think someone just watched the terrance and philp movie
October 27th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
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Fuck Mark Richt in the ass with a rubber dick says:
Urban Meyer should be fired!!!!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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fotodog says:
You know what last year’s SEC & BCS rings got you today? A 12 point loss. Enjoy.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
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Touchdown74 says:
The Music City Bowl would LOVE to have the Gators!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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Harris says:
“Wilford Brimley bukakke party.”
That is just plain wrong. Funny. But wrong, wrong, wrong.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
do you feel all better now that you got it out, Orson?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Chilltown says:
#9 Obviously not, because Orson would not have omitted the best one: Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker!
October 27th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
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dudis41 says:
“Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park.”
New multi-word synonym for ‘fuck’?
October 27th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
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cheelydawg says:
godddamn motherfucker ass-shitting, anal-submitting, cocksucking, fagloving, nippletwisting, ballkicking, shiteating, Icantbelieveitbecasusewesuckedallyearlong.
Your eloquence is beyond compare.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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judo says:
well, it certainly demonstrates the versatility of the word. Fuck.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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bama_buck says:
Wow!
As a Bama fan living in Athens for the last ten ears, I have to say that the dawgs finally surprised me.
3 of the last 17 is still pathetic, but it’s a start.
rtr
October 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
first of sll, now that I somewhat sobered up: a. Its still the Fla/Ga game, orson. b. Tebow got to get his balls back.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
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corey bailey says:
Terrance And Philip, Asses of Fire?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:
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October 27th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
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jamiedawgfan says:
I am not even lying but one of the lead-ins to the GA-FL story on the atlanta journal’s website is: “JEAN SHORTS EVERYWHERE”….that’s classic
October 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
A-Fucking-Men. We’ve still got 15 out of 18. Georgia won’t win again until Hillary’s second term.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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John says:
They lost to a fucking Knowshon. That’s not a name. Fuck this foosball. I’m done for the year. Fucking Fatty and Douchetits can have the East this year. The fuck if my ass is waking up at 11 on New Year’s to watch them play team redacted or MSU. FUCK!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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Doug says:
Oh, yes! Let me taste your tears! Your tears are so yummy and sweet!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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hailstate says:
UGa’s Hershel Walker — 49 rushing TD’s (SEC record)
MSU’s Anthony Dixon — 21 rushing TD’s (in 1.75 seasons)
Just saying.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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Alagator says:
That rant made so much sense that I’m actually concerned for my state of mind…I’m asking my friends to safely tuck away all sharp implements within reach!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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Ben says:
Thanks for the good words. Looks like Superman ran into some Red and Black kryptonite today.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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Brian says:
Lossa peeps got punked today…this was to be expected.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Or 14 out of 17. Whatever. Georgia still won’t win this game again until Hillary’s third or fourth term.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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Barb says:
I don’t care what you say – it’s still a sweeeeeet win! My team beat your team and I’m loving it. Screw Tebow!! Does he still think he’s superman?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
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Brian says:
So the powers that be wouldn’t pony up 500$ for a plane ticket and hotel room for you now that you’re getting paid for this shit?
October 27th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
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TideDruid says:
and here I was hoping for a Rusty Trombone reference. Oh well…..
October 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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dawgfanmatt says:
my goodness, you fl fans sure are upset tonight. it is o.k. to lose to the dawgs every once in awhile. i love the “15 of 18″ post too. you sound like a ga. fan listing the overall record which uga owns. listen, fl is a great team but this is college football with 18 to 20 year olds playing in it. you got hammered tonight, deal with it. ga. fans sure have been living with this for the last 20 years. by the way, i love seeing tebow getting beat! he was only able to do a half jackass pump up the crowd move with his one good arm.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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Wes says:
http://www.FireUrbanMeyer.com
Sign up now all you stupiud fuck-sticks!!!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
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m says:
fwiw we can still go to ATLANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111222 and buckhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
georgia still has 2 division losses.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
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Aerobab says:
Tears. Taste. Sweet. Mmmmm. FUCK! YEAH!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
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Stockman says:
I find it embarrassing losing to a lowly team such as UGA.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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Rival says:
Oh,yes. Sweet, sweet victory.
So, when’s the photo of Teebow’s titties with “Property of UGA Defense” written on it going to be posted?
UGA went balls-out with the celebrations and they backed it up!
Hey, where’s the “Florida for Mark Richt” t-shirt guy? I’ll miss him the most.
I fully expect clips of Knowshown running all over the Gator D and Stafford throwing TD strikes all day on this site before next year’s game.
Am I done yet? Oh, no. I’ll be back in the morning,
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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Bob says:
Hmmmmm. Lets see, last Dawg win was in 2004 the only other recent time when the Lizards didn’t have a bye week. Know how it feels now don’t ya. And since Gator fans never want to talk about the past and Georgia’s overall series dominance I suggest we focus on the last 4 years….2-2. Should be great game next year since both teams are very young.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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NCDawg says:
That was the most profound blast of profanity since Full Metal Jacket. I was really enjoying this victory until I read that rant, which took my pleasure to a whole new level. Thank you for my tears of joy.
Re the SEC and BCS rings, good for you, enjoy them, that was last year. This year you have three league losses and won’t be going to Atlanta.
And re the whole 14 of the last 17 thing, also good for you. While you’re living in the past, consider that if you win the next eight straight, you’ll still only be just about even with Georgia in this series. And now we’ve each won 2 of the last 4. It’s a brave new world Gators.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
It’s like losing to Kentucky or Vanderbilt. It hurts so bad because it’s so unusual, strange, and rare.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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Jahosafat says:
Remember when Jody Foster was in that space ship thinger in “Contact” and she said “you should have sent a poet” when they asked her to describe what she was seeing? What she really meant was that they should’ve sent Orson Swindle.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
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Both “unusual” and “rere,” huh?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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RIP Logan Young says:
My mocking loses its effect when I misspell “rare.”
October 27th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
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Pat Robertson bench presses 2000 lbs says:
I’m gonna fuck you in the ass, then I ‘m gonna blow my load in your mouth. Oh wait, is this the 700 Club?
October 27th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
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B.J. Strykker says:
Enjoy it. Like you would sighting Haley’s Comet. Georgia still may blow the SEC East anyhow.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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Cartman says:
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!
October 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
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Scarlet Dogbone says:
Look gator fans, quit being the assholes that you are! Face it. You got your cocks put in your watchpocket, and you deserved it. You got beat by a better team. I bet THAT hurt. Good, now get over it. Remember the anchent cry of the gator, “Wait til next year”. Kicked your ass today, kick your ass then, too.
There are some good things for you in this game. From now on there will be no pressure to win for the rest of the year. No National Championship, no SEC championship, no Eastern Conference championship, and if all us true DAWGS have our wish, you’ll be home for the holidays.
Victory is SWEET, except for the smelly brown stuff on our boots.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:18 pm