GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.–Mark Twain.
Extreme language ahead. You are warned.
Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
–Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
–Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
–Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
Filed under: College football, Southeastern Conference, hangovers of staggering intensity, shit! by Orson Swindle
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Hope y’all left some in the tank for next year!
Comment by EmmettDawg — February 27, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
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you florida dans really are dumbasses arent you.. we cant help that Moreno ran all over ure sorry ass defense (which was also embaressed against michigan 2 totally embarrass the whole damn SEC) and now all you guys can do is try to pick on moreno.. ya dats gon work.. 3 td’s 188 yards.. while percie harven or wateva was totally shut down..
Comment by bulldawg1 — February 5, 2008 @ 9:30 pm
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Over the past 7 years, 5 of which I was a UGA student, the Dawgs have only managed to pull off 2 wins at the Cocktail Party. In other words, in recent years the Gators have undeniably had our number. I’m a reasonable person, and it would be foolish not to give you all that. However, any Gator fan who has the audacity to attack Knowshon, whose last weeks performance was nothing short of inspirational, is simply a hater who hasn’t seen a vagina since they were born. 31 carries, 188 yards and three touchdowns speaks for itself. Oh and let’s not forget, he’s a freshmen. It was a great game, quit whining, and accept the fact that Knowshon is the mutha fuckin truth and y’all know that.
Comment by A Logical Approach — November 2, 2007 @ 2:07 am
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LMAO@UGA fans hating on Tebow ….. you all won cause our defense sucks. He’s way better of a QB then fat matt.
Comment by Vicki — November 1, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
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@ #145 (Gatorsfor2-5MarkRicht):
Even a DAWG at least knows the difference between a “gator”[sic] and a crocodile, unlike the “University” [sic] of Florida.
ESPN has an article about UF’s idiocy:
http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/2003/0729/1587202.html
Maybe UGA uses a colloquial expression for its mascot, but at least UGA fans know their mascot is a canine. UF folks managed to get both the genus and species wrong!
I’ll give them credit for having some cute girls, but I can’t vouch much for their intelligence.
Comment by UGA — October 30, 2007 @ 12:52 am
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Yes, please fire Urban Meyer. He’s only the second coach to ever win you a National Title, a play-calling genius, and hasn’t even had a season with his own recruiting class. Get rid of him before his team becomes too good. It’s also hard to hate a guy like him, and this is coming from a UGA grad who endured 4 losses in Jacksonville while an undergrad. Spurrier was a man who is easy to hate (I hope Carolina never wins another game in their history). I can’t hate a reasonably-classy guy like Meyer (he can’t be 100% classy because he’s a UF coach, and no one can match the classy-bar set by Hal Mumy, though Mike Price comes close, no wait, he was at a titty bar, not a classy bar). But please get the return of Doug Dickey or another Charley Pell, or Galen Hall. It’s bound to happen since Floriduh goes through coaches like their co-eds go through STD clinics. But unlike Herpes, there won’t be a life-long Floriduh coach because the fans can never be satisfied. What do you want, the impossible? 3-in-a-row? The best chance for that ever happening was Herschel, and even he couldn’t win 3. From the Dickey-Pell-Hall era of 1970 to 1989, the Dawgs won 15, and never lost back-to-back Cocktail Parties. I’d LOVE to return to those days.
Richt is the first coach since Dooley to win more than 1 against Floriduh in his tenure. And for him it’s about time. We just have to remember how to beat that fat pumpkin-looking PoS to the north of us.
Comment by AnyoneButUF — October 29, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
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I’m still trying to decipher this as if it is just a vulgarity language…as if there’s an actual story / point here. Trying to identify the nouns & pronouns. I think i’m finally starting to get what you’re saying. Either than or I’m just delirious from lack of sleep.
Oh, and I have to admit I don’t know exactly what “bukakke” is but I think I’m afraid to Google it.
Comment by Mike Honcho — October 29, 2007 @ 10:02 pm