GEORGIA/FLORIDA: A SUMMARY
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.–Mark Twain.
Extreme language ahead. You are warned.
Knowshon Moreno? Fuck. Damn. God fucking dammit. God motherfucking dammit. Holy motherfucking piss-shitting assfucking bullshit assshit. Just fucking godass pisswad fuckbagging Cleveland steamer cocksucking pussy-ass fucking motherfucking dickhead hellassed shitstorm goddamn brokedick shitwallah fuckheaded rectumweeping buttfucking cockmaster!
And pussyflap shitbubble queef-eating shiteared catfucker? Oh, fuck. Fuck him with a claw hammer. Fuck all of the fucking fucks. Come dumpster fatassed molebrained bitch ass assbitch shitface pissbrained assqueen. Forty fucking Christs sailing on a shitlog through shitstained shitwater. Wilford Brimley bukakke party.
Fuck.
Oh, this. Horrified jumping Jesus shooting propane tears through a dick-shaped flamethrower. Fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuckity fuck. Ram a tree sideways up my ass and call me a national park. Skullfucking poodleburning motherdamn fuckalongs. Shitsmelling catballs. Donkeysucking titslaps on turd-flavored flapjacks. Cleveland Steamer discount vacation whorecunted ballwashing Santorum sandwich-eating needledick sodomy turdcutter.
Fuck.
In summary:
–Rimjobbing snowballing cockbait? Shit.
–Fishfisting condor-rapist fucktrolley dildo-cowboy cocksmoking? Check.
–Shit, ass, fuck and more fucking bastardnuts shitfighting? Double check.
ps. Fuck.
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Sundawg says:
Orson, I give you and EDSBS my thanks. That less-than-satisfactory Friday Cheesecake doomed the Gators. Universal Blogisphere Disappointment (UBD)affected all sports nations but, as a FLORIDA blog site, it demoralized the Gator Nation the most.
While I cheer the Georgia victory, I’m saddened by the empty husk that was Florida football and the loss of Friday Cheesecake and, for many of us, our reason for living through the week.
I beg you, return Florida sports to its past glory (except against Georga, and maybe Auburn [Wareagle] and perhaps Tennessee [General] and give us Cheesecake!
October 29th, 2007 at 5:33 am
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azthecheat says:
Piss out my ass !
that is all. thank you.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:49 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
#142, It’s not arbitrary to me, that’s my particular frame of reference – 18 yrs that’s how long I’ve been a UF fan.
I obviously can’t argue with anything you say but I wonder if you really think the series is turning the corner in the leghumpers favor again?
As I said earlier, savor the victory, feast on our entrails, but don’t think for a second the last Saturday in October is going to be scary time for the Gators any time soon.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:58 am
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UgasTexan says:
What a great game. Two offenses that came out onto the field and just punched the opposing defense in the face and responded to scores…
Tim Tebow is a hoss and, despite the Dawgs ability to reign him in on the ground and his obviously injured shoulder, he kept his offense in the game.
Obviously, many Georgia people were waiting for our big mistake, for the Florida luck to turn, but it never did (Praise be to God). It was a day for the Dawgs, but in the end it’s one win and there’s four more games out there to play.
Now, who here thinks that Tennessee will win out?
October 29th, 2007 at 7:59 am
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dawg james dawg says:
Sorry boys Steven and his lucky horshoe are gone time to bring back the UGA domination like the old days.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:17 am
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BDoc says:
I’m still not sure how a team with two senior safeties can field a secondary that is such a liability.
Oh well, we knew there would be some growing pains this year. Though, I never expected the defense to resemble the Seaver family at times.
October 29th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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JT says:
Has Tebag stopped crying yet? I heard some of the post-game UF radio show and I almost felt sorry for the poor chap. Almost.
October 29th, 2007 at 9:24 am
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Out of Conference says:
#155 – DJD – I’d say Spurrier whipping doggies isn’t gone yet, or does your memory not go back more than a few weeks?
October 29th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
The loss had nothing to do with Tebow, and everything to do with a defense that couldn’t stop Moreno or the pass. That’s what happens with injuries on the defensive line, and when you start Kyle Jackson, who should not be playing football on a team, anywhere. Honestly, stick one of the wide receivers out there, and they could have done a better job than Jackson. Fuckity, fuck, fuck fuck.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:28 am
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Bruce McIntosh says:
Val Kilmer should apologise to the folks in the midwest for this posting. Crude but eloquent in your search for some catharsis.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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NRBQ says:
Cudos, Orson, for eschewing the whole “Richt is a classless prick for disrespecting us” gambit.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
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rammerjammer says:
“Honk if you sacked tebow!” bumbper stickers up now on ebay. OUCH.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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G8RB8R says:
Fucking ‘A’, or is it ‘EH’? Fuckin’ Richt showed his true scUM & f$u colors on Saturday, didn’t he? Cheap ass fuckin’ trick right out of fuckin’ tallahassee, has bowden all over it. Dickhead…and those stupid fuckin’ refs who were too chickenshit to enforce the rules & eject those mofo’s that participated. And don’t hand me all that shit about how good our defense will be next year – guys that play like shit, will play like shit tomorrow, too! This loss equates to Zook’s loss at Miss State–fuck Meyer, the bastard had better wise up to the SEC – this ain’t fickin’ notre dame, goddammit! Believe I will go kick my fuckin’ dog somemore, the dumb SOB!
October 29th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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SunDawg says:
Gee, G8RB8R, it took you the best part of two days to sober up and find the keyboard? So, how do you really feel?
October 29th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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Tase Te-Ho, Bro! says:
Tase Tebow, Bro!!!
Did it. I love the sweet ass sound of all these whining ass Gators.
Best part of the game for me (besides all those god damned points the Dawgs put up) was after the first Dawgs TD. We were jammin’ a rave in the endzone and they flash to Urban Dickhole and you know it just hit him to the core. He pathetically tried to get the Gators stompin and shit, how gay.
Sniff sniff…whipe whipe! Sorry Te-Ho!
October 29th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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Ben Bussard says:
I just hope that Mark Richt knew what he was doing when he reignited this diluted excuse for a “rivalry”….wait a minute, no I don’t.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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cumofsumyungguy says:
All I can say is thank god Zook left all those recruits for last year. Feyer Meyer!
October 29th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
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Jthomas666 says:
A work of art, sir. I am stunned that my display didn’t melt.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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FloridaSux says:
Scoreboard, bitches. You lose. Again. Four losses on the season, because Auburn beat you twice.
Have fun in the Continental Tire Bowl against Cornhole State.
October 29th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
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Baby Jesus says:
It’s good to know that UF is not the only school with immature fuckwad fans that know as much about football as you can squeeze out of your average currant.
Those guys embarrass us much like many of you mongoloids likely embarrass the rest of your respective the fanbases. To wit:
1. OMG WTF U TOETALLY ONLY WERE GOOD BECAUSE OF ZOOK LOL WE RULE.
2. NOW WE DOMINATE YOU 4EVER!!!111
3. LOOK, I AM A FUNCTIONAL ILLITIRATTE!11
Before you clog up the internet with your incoherent, poorly-reasoned rants, find a powerful firearm, load it with the high-grain round of your choice (remember, hollow points will leave very little to chance, you bottle of sheep cum), fit the barrel in your mouth, briefly contemplate a life without any real use, and firmly depress the trigger.
The world will be better off for it.
October 29th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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Mike Honcho says:
I’m still trying to decipher this as if it is just a vulgarity language…as if there’s an actual story / point here. Trying to identify the nouns & pronouns. I think i’m finally starting to get what you’re saying. Either than or I’m just delirious from lack of sleep.
Oh, and I have to admit I don’t know exactly what “bukakke” is but I think I’m afraid to Google it.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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AnyoneButUF says:
Yes, please fire Urban Meyer. He’s only the second coach to ever win you a National Title, a play-calling genius, and hasn’t even had a season with his own recruiting class. Get rid of him before his team becomes too good. It’s also hard to hate a guy like him, and this is coming from a UGA grad who endured 4 losses in Jacksonville while an undergrad. Spurrier was a man who is easy to hate (I hope Carolina never wins another game in their history). I can’t hate a reasonably-classy guy like Meyer (he can’t be 100% classy because he’s a UF coach, and no one can match the classy-bar set by Hal Mumy, though Mike Price comes close, no wait, he was at a titty bar, not a classy bar). But please get the return of Doug Dickey or another Charley Pell, or Galen Hall. It’s bound to happen since Floriduh goes through coaches like their co-eds go through STD clinics. But unlike Herpes, there won’t be a life-long Floriduh coach because the fans can never be satisfied. What do you want, the impossible? 3-in-a-row? The best chance for that ever happening was Herschel, and even he couldn’t win 3. From the Dickey-Pell-Hall era of 1970 to 1989, the Dawgs won 15, and never lost back-to-back Cocktail Parties. I’d LOVE to return to those days.
Richt is the first coach since Dooley to win more than 1 against Floriduh in his tenure. And for him it’s about time. We just have to remember how to beat that fat pumpkin-looking PoS to the north of us.
October 29th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
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UGA says:
@ #145 (Gatorsfor2-5MarkRicht):
Even a DAWG at least knows the difference between a “gator”[sic] and a crocodile, unlike the “University” [sic] of Florida.
ESPN has an article about UF’s idiocy:
http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/2003/0729/1587202.html
Maybe UGA uses a colloquial expression for its mascot, but at least UGA fans know their mascot is a canine. UF folks managed to get both the genus and species wrong!
I’ll give them credit for having some cute girls, but I can’t vouch much for their intelligence.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:52 am
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Vicki says:
LMAO@UGA fans hating on Tebow ….. you all won cause our defense sucks. He’s way better of a QB then fat matt.
November 1st, 2007 at 8:20 pm
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A Logical Approach says:
Over the past 7 years, 5 of which I was a UGA student, the Dawgs have only managed to pull off 2 wins at the Cocktail Party. In other words, in recent years the Gators have undeniably had our number. I’m a reasonable person, and it would be foolish not to give you all that. However, any Gator fan who has the audacity to attack Knowshon, whose last weeks performance was nothing short of inspirational, is simply a hater who hasn’t seen a vagina since they were born. 31 carries, 188 yards and three touchdowns speaks for itself. Oh and let’s not forget, he’s a freshmen. It was a great game, quit whining, and accept the fact that Knowshon is the mutha fuckin truth and y’all know that.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:07 am
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bulldawg1 says:
you florida dans really are dumbasses arent you.. we cant help that Moreno ran all over ure sorry ass defense (which was also embaressed against michigan 2 totally embarrass the whole damn SEC) and now all you guys can do is try to pick on moreno.. ya dats gon work.. 3 td’s 188 yards.. while percie harven or wateva was totally shut down..
February 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
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EmmettDawg says:
Hope y’all left some in the tank for next year!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
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bobafet7 says:
Why are you looking at this?
November 19th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
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anon says:
Wow this is the funniest shit ever. I’m a Tennessee fan, but god dude your profanity has brought humor to us.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:10 am