THE ORDER OF BUSINESS: CHEESE/BEEFCAKE
The order of business for the weekend:
1. Not go to Jacksonville thanks to a massive car repair this week. Suddenly, we really do envy the Subcommandante’s sweet ride.
2. Liveblog tomorrow’s games like we need a nerd to punk a nerd. I’m bleeding Fucking A! Be here all day thanks to a robust slate of games and no wife in town to distract us with talking, socializing, or other pesky humanities.
3. Find more cheesecake. Because we need a new theme for the weekly ass. Your submissions for a theme are welcome below, though we tremble at what you may suggest. Decisions will be made in a timely manner as they always are here, meaning sometime in the next 2 to 400 business days.
Until then, we post pictures of athletes in drag for cheesecake. Participate in the democratic process, or suffer more pictures of Darren McFadden in dresses.
Enjoy your weekend! And HUBBA HUBBA check out the lady on the left!
There’s your damn cheesecake.
Filed under: Cheesecake, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football by Orson Swindle
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Is that Wanda from “In Living Color”?
Comment by Flop — October 27, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
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We could move down the female form slightly, and go for leg shots.
It lends itself very, very well to cheerleaders pictures for obvious reasons, which makes everyone happy, but also gives you a little freedom to mix it up. Most pictures of female athletes could easily fit into this category, including of course beach volleyball players, and it’s a gender neutral classification, giving you the opportunity for parallel beefcake/cheesecake posts.
Lest anyone be concerned that the classification is biased towards the vertically gifted, let me remind you that the only thing better than a pair of long legs wrapped around you is a pair of short legs tryin’ like hell.
Comment by Boy Howdy — October 27, 2007 @ 11:01 am
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Which one is McFadden?
#32 - Because most women from Ohio and surrounding areas have hair on their face this time of year!
Comment by King Harvest — October 27, 2007 @ 10:13 am
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Eric Y is reporting now on this photo and jay whitlow is still hugging the toilet and by the way #25 the “chick” on the left that you are referring to is really a “rooster” and yes, it was probably seen just where you said it was and jay whitlow, making horrible noises at this time, longs for the days when these cheesecake photos were more appealing.
eric y for and in place of, at this point, jay whitlow
Comment by eric y — October 27, 2007 @ 10:08 am
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Be just like any sports pr flak when you run out of ideas: go retro. Something along the lines of this will do..
http://images.google.co.th/imgres?imgurl=http://www.treeofknowledge.com/images/vargas/1stlove.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.treeofknowledge.com/vargas.htm&h=583&w=316&sz=19&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=60SWPF8e-0LaJM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=73&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvarga%2Bgirl%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
Also anything with Senoras Loren and Vitti.
Hubba Hubba
Comment by caligulasbuttplug — October 27, 2007 @ 8:02 am
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This talk of reader-submitted cheerleader photos makes me think of that unfortunate but attractive (and limber!) Louisville cheerleader - remember her? Aside from the fact that the naked-girlfriends-on-the-internet market segment is pretty full - so I hear, anyway - cheerleaders all over this fair land would be tormented by EDSBS readers… more so than usual, that is.
It’s 2.30 in the morning - do you know where your consultants are? My clients do. Non-college-football-watching-Saturday-document-reviewing swine.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 27, 2007 @ 1:31 am
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Song girls, every week.
Comment by The Humanitarian — October 27, 2007 @ 12:19 am
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okay…orson….read my lips….
c-h-e-e-r-l-e-a-d-e-r-s
just ask for pictures… ye shall recieve
this is a football blog for god’s sake… what else could it be
Comment by Futbawl Fan — October 26, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
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Where’s my Punky Bunda… I mean Brewster???
Comment by Cock D — October 26, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
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I’m drunk - I was about to offer Orson some beer in exchange for watching the games tomorrow with him…does that make me some kind of creepy stalker?
Comment by ehrenb — October 26, 2007 @ 7:57 pm
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It would be great to have them relate to schools(i.e. girls of the sec), but me thinks that might be difficult to pull off week in week out. What about like a ’six degrees’ type of thing. That way if you find the perfect bunda you will be forced to flex the all important trivia portion of the cerebelum. Additional points for any sports relationships and/or present moment girlfriends of players. You could have a hot babe and her Bunda score or allow the readers to ’score the bunda.’ I’m gonna go look for a job now.
Comment by Donkey — October 26, 2007 @ 7:53 pm
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eric y spoke to jay whitlow about this photo and there seems to be some question regarding the gender of at least one of the persons in the photo and jay whitlow is appalled that space on this site would be wasted on such as this and whatever happened to good old midwestern babes and eric y and jay whitlow think that they could have found a better set of girls at the Outback in Hoisington Kansas and jay whitlow is going there tonight anyway.
Comment by eric y — October 26, 2007 @ 7:08 pm
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I think you can follow the lead of Gameday doing their show live from the campus of the biggest game that week. So this week’s cheesecake would be from USC, Oregon, Ohio State, or Penn State. I mean, this is a COLLEGE football website, right?
Comment by Raider Red — October 26, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
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Asian chicks. Oh God, please. just get photos from http://www.kslounge.com/category/big-boobs/
Comment by Alex — October 26, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
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I meant “too much clothes”.
Comment by fotodog — October 26, 2007 @ 6:26 pm
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For a second I thought that was Serena Willams, but then I realized (s)he was was wearing to much clothes.
Comment by fotodog — October 26, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
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This is how getting ripped off on Bunda makes me feel:
Gentlemen, I give you the Big He-Bowski
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2652382
this is how it feels when you *&*&* your friends in the AZZ
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 26, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
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NEWS FLASH!
Received my copy of the Pycho Fan Guide today. Friggin’ cover must be high in fiber, ’cause I was showing Cajun Moon to the moan throne almost immediately. Damned good schtuff so far! Oh, and I torqued out a good for anyone keeping score. Never substitute salsa for spaghetti sauce.
Swindle, YOU have a bad repair on your hands?!? My motherfucking A/C went out Monday. I’m in FLORIDA people. FLORIDA!. $2,250 for an A/C repair and a why-not-while-we’re-at-it timing belt replacement. I only owe $2,700 on the sumbitch. Awww, goddamnitfuck!
Comment by Allahver Fist — October 26, 2007 @ 6:08 pm
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Beefcake! Beefcake! Beefcake!
Like, once a month or so … (?) No wait, you post pics of guys in tight pants every day. Never mind. Carry on.
Comment by celeste — October 26, 2007 @ 6:01 pm