THE ORDER OF BUSINESS: CHEESE/BEEFCAKE

Weak.

(Night games pending! On the way! We swear! On a stack of hollow bibles!)

Sigh.

hhmm… well, you could do a few weeks of player-banged-cheesecake-as-lifted-from-myspace/facebook pages

Well my weekends ruined, thanks alot asshole.

I already made my pitch for Ras Malai Monday with hotties from the Subcontinent, but I’m okay with repeating myself on that.

My wife won’t be distracting me with any communication this evening either, but that’s because I just told her I wouldn’t be at home until at least 8 with a stack of work in hand.

I don’t know what she’s so upset about, because she’d have not been talking to me anyway while I watched the Boise State game.

Winter’s coming. How ‘bout a Slavic theme? Those countries tend to have a disproportionate number of supermodels in relation to their general population. Despite the selections being overwhelmingly white, Slavic women often have slanted eyes giving them what one friend called the “West Asian” look. For those with Yellow Fever it might be akin to a poor man’s methadone in lieu of heroin.

I think this captions would say:
“Its a celebration, Bitches!!!”

“a nerd a punk a nerd….”

the best line in a video full of good lines.

They do look better than the buh buh buh buckeye babes…….

After risking my job with compulsive EDSBS website checking all day long, this is what I get.

Talk about letting your constituency down…

I’m sure some folks would prefer HS but are those even college girls???

The problem with the slavs is the bunda deficit

Hey Orson, did your car repair involve your minor bun engine being made benny lava?

I hate it when that happens.

I have to say, I never would have thought D Mac could get his arms in that white shirt. He needs to hit the gym. Oh wait…..

Hot chicks with guns.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, WEB MONKEY!

Because — as Michael Clarke Duncan so eloquently put it in ‘The Whole Nine Yards’ — “I can’t think of nothin’ finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.”

Stranko,

A dash of Hungarians should take care of that. Although not Slav, they’re still Eastern Bloc.

Thats it, I want my money back.

[no-brainer alert] Uh, Girls of the SEC?

I have to say I like DC Trojan’s idea . . . .

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Michael: Let’s celebrate.

Mr. Brown: Right. Okay.

Michael: Celebrate good times, come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?

Mr. Brown: Yes, exactly, now, here’s what we’re going to do. Uh, I’ve noticed, that uh…

Michael: You know what, here’s what we’re going to do, why don’t we go around, and everybody. EVERYBODY, say a race that you are attracted to, sexually. I will go last. (claps hands) Go!

(Dwight raises hand)

Dwight: I have two.

Michael: Nice.

Dwight: White and Indian.

(Kelly looks up a little alarmed)

Also, I would not be averse to continuing with the theme of the last year or so. If it ain’t broke . . . .

Ahhhh, thank you. It was touch and go there for awhile.

He’s, I mean SHE, is beautiful.

Scandanavian cheerleaders. With bunda. Make it so.

Stranko, that’s true re: bunda, but many of them compensate (over-compensate?) by being rack-tastic.

For the record…. no, yes, no, no

This is disappointing in the way a Jewish mom is disappointed when her only son tells her he will be attending an SEC school.

I think that chick on the left used to work in a Transvestite Strip bar in New Orleans….some friends told me that went in there on accident…..

Beefcake! Beefcake! Beefcake!

Like, once a month or so … (?) No wait, you post pics of guys in tight pants every day. Never mind. Carry on.

NEWS FLASH!

Received my copy of the Pycho Fan Guide today. Friggin’ cover must be high in fiber, ’cause I was showing Cajun Moon to the moan throne almost immediately. Damned good schtuff so far! Oh, and I torqued out a good for anyone keeping score. Never substitute salsa for spaghetti sauce.

Swindle, YOU have a bad repair on your hands?!? My motherfucking A/C went out Monday. I’m in FLORIDA people. FLORIDA!. $2,250 for an A/C repair and a why-not-while-we’re-at-it timing belt replacement. I only owe $2,700 on the sumbitch. Awww, goddamnitfuck!

This is how getting ripped off on Bunda makes me feel:
Gentlemen, I give you the Big He-Bowski
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2652382

this is how it feels when you &&* your friends in the AZZ

For a second I thought that was Serena Willams, but then I realized (s)he was was wearing to much clothes.

I meant “too much clothes”.

Asian chicks. Oh God, please. just get photos from http://www.kslounge.com/category/big-boobs/

I think you can follow the lead of Gameday doing their show live from the campus of the biggest game that week. So this week’s cheesecake would be from USC, Oregon, Ohio State, or Penn State. I mean, this is a COLLEGE football website, right?

eric y spoke to jay whitlow about this photo and there seems to be some question regarding the gender of at least one of the persons in the photo and jay whitlow is appalled that space on this site would be wasted on such as this and whatever happened to good old midwestern babes and eric y and jay whitlow think that they could have found a better set of girls at the Outback in Hoisington Kansas and jay whitlow is going there tonight anyway.

It would be great to have them relate to schools(i.e. girls of the sec), but me thinks that might be difficult to pull off week in week out. What about like a ‘six degrees’ type of thing. That way if you find the perfect bunda you will be forced to flex the all important trivia portion of the cerebelum. Additional points for any sports relationships and/or present moment girlfriends of players. You could have a hot babe and her Bunda score or allow the readers to ‘score the bunda.’ I’m gonna go look for a job now.

I’m drunk – I was about to offer Orson some beer in exchange for watching the games tomorrow with him…does that make me some kind of creepy stalker?

Where’s my Punky Bunda… I mean Brewster???

okay…orson….read my lips….

c-h-e-e-r-l-e-a-d-e-r-s

just ask for pictures… ye shall recieve

this is a football blog for god’s sake… what else could it be

Song girls, every week.

This talk of reader-submitted cheerleader photos makes me think of that unfortunate but attractive (and limber!) Louisville cheerleader – remember her? Aside from the fact that the naked-girlfriends-on-the-internet market segment is pretty full – so I hear, anyway – cheerleaders all over this fair land would be tormented by EDSBS readers… more so than usual, that is.

It’s 2.30 in the morning – do you know where your consultants are? My clients do. Non-college-football-watching-Saturday-document-reviewing swine.

Be just like any sports pr flak when you run out of ideas: go retro. Something along the lines of this will do..

http://images.google.co.th/imgres?imgurl=http://www.treeofknowledge.com/images/vargas/1stlove.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.treeofknowledge.com/vargas.htm&h=583&w=316&sz=19&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=60SWPF8e-0LaJM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=73&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvarga%2Bgirl%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

Also anything with Senoras Loren and Vitti.

Hubba Hubba

Eric Y is reporting now on this photo and jay whitlow is still hugging the toilet and by the way #25 the “chick” on the left that you are referring to is really a “rooster” and yes, it was probably seen just where you said it was and jay whitlow, making horrible noises at this time, longs for the days when these cheesecake photos were more appealing.
eric y for and in place of, at this point, jay whitlow

Which one is McFadden?

1. - Because most women from Ohio and surrounding areas have hair on their face this time of year!

We could move down the female form slightly, and go for leg shots.

It lends itself very, very well to cheerleaders pictures for obvious reasons, which makes everyone happy, but also gives you a little freedom to mix it up. Most pictures of female athletes could easily fit into this category, including of course beach volleyball players, and it’s a gender neutral classification, giving you the opportunity for parallel beefcake/cheesecake posts.

Lest anyone be concerned that the classification is biased towards the vertically gifted, let me remind you that the only thing better than a pair of long legs wrapped around you is a pair of short legs tryin’ like hell.

Is that Wanda from “In Living Color”?