STILL MORE COCKTAIL PARTY VIDEO

There was some hunkering down to be done.

Man, how old was that. On the ticker Nebraska was winning a game. Must be mid-90s.

1. - I forgot to add… “ZING”.

Oops, he crapped his pants.

Jean shorts Robert Edwards still leading series Lindsay Scott Buck Belue Spurrier gay mullet!

You forgot “rainbow shitting missionary kid drives a camaro!”

K BYE———Herschel’s left one.

Easy to explain. MoMass tripped over his own legs, which are actually twice as long as his entire body. Little known fact.

Orson, I don’t think you really want to be bragging about last year’s game, do you? The worst UGA team in years, yet their defense held Florida’s offense to only 14 points.

I mean FU won, and they’ll likely win tomorrow, but that’s hardly a rub-it-in moment.

Ouch. There wasn’t enough drowning midgets and coke to put a smile on my face after watching that.

Georgia’s worst team in years?

Yes, if your time period is the Richt era. I wonder if last year’s squad would have defeated the ’01 Georgia squad. Both had some big wins and both had some disappointing losses.

I say, yes, especially if Pollack and Greene would be too busy curing cancer and carrying senior citizens and small children out of burning buildings to suit up.

Will Verne’s mancrush on Tebow one day reach his lust for the Bulldog roommates? Only time will tell.

8 – No announcer’s mancrush will ever approach the level of Brent Musberger during the 2002 Fiesta Bowl between Oregon & Colorado when a clip of Joey Harrington playing the piano brought Brent to orgasm. He then implored the country’s fathers to bring their daughters to the feet of Joey in hopes of him marrying one. I’m still scarred from that.

Rival-

The moment itself? Definitely a rub-it-in. The game in its entirety? Not as much.

apparently YouTube thought that video was in poor taste.

Fuck Reggie Nelson and his fucking wannabe-Maxi-Priest-ass dreds.

Sorry, but work’s got me in a pissed-off mood today.

Tough decade and a half to be a Georgia Bulldog on the last Saturday in October. Also tough to be reading this blog this time of year. Things have to turn around eventually, right? I sure hope so.

reggie nelson is hung like reggie fuckin’ nelson.

If the sight of Reggie Nelson does that….then the sight of Kyle Jackson coming will cause Massa-whatever to grow two feet, drop his 40 time down a whole second, grow King Kong size hands, and set the record for TD catches in a game…..

Coop,

Yes, in the Richt era last year’s squad was the worst in years.

Back-to-back losses to UT and Vandy and then again to Florida and Kentucky back that statement up. Even Donnan did not suffer that way.

Easily our worst season since ’96.

Sorry I’m not old enough to experience really bad years. I was in school during the entire Jim Donnan era and one Richt year.

Richt beat Auburn and Tech last season. Donnan was almost never able to say that.

That ‘01 Georgia squad, Richt’s first season, had a bad loss to South Carolina, I was there, early on, but rebounded to beat Tennessee in Knoxville before losing to Florida in Spurrier’s last season, I was also there, and throw in a “BS bowl game, I don’t care,” performance versus BC.

Now, that I think about it, I was quite the curse for Georgia in ‘01. I was in Athens in ’02 when you beat us to open the season, as well as in Atlanta when you whipped Arkansas, so I guess I redeemed myself in St. Richt’s eyes.

Note to self, always bet against the team that is not happy to be at the Music City Bowl game. Georgia didn’t care in ‘01, and we certainly didn’t care versus Kentucky last year.

Can’t the gator bowl completely implode just ONCE?!?!

Can’t this be the year?

WDE

I was watching the Jags – Colts game the other night and they showed Reggie and my girlfriend goes, “Is that Reggie F. Nelson from the Gators?”. God I love her.

Dont forget the mopeds that the UGA players drive.

Auburn is to me as Nursultan Tulyakbay is to Borat

I work downtown and its nice to see talent out around the landing on a friday. almost makes me forget that ill be face down in a dirt parking lot somewhere in various states of undress while in the rain and puking behind a car tire on someone elses vehicle

before the game tomorrow

I get clock radio. auburn gets clock radio.

Georgia has also still won more SEC titles, and they don’t use orange as their primary color. And that’s all I got.

#21, which is to say [borat voice] “Pain in my assholes. We get winning programs, they must get winning programs. We get SEC chips of champion, they must get SEC chips of champion. We get NC….they cannot win NC. Great Success!”

This is one of those games that I look forward to every year, just so all the U[sic]GA fans can rant and scream about how they were too a national championship team and “I just don’t understand!”

Because God knows you can’t look forward to any Tech game, right Steve?

Nice projection there, by the way. You just described Tech fans reaction to their yearly pants-crapping against UGA.

Orson I believe you have officially hexed the Gators with this video… woe be unto the Tebow, for he shall hurt his throwing arm tomorrow… and the Gators will be skunked

nuff said

GTSteve,

What the fuck are you talking about? Nice use of the [sic] next to the U. Academics: the last refuge of the fans of shitty teams.

Lawtool everyone knows Auburn can’t afford clock radio.
Last night I prayed that Reggie Fucking Nelson decided to disguise himself as Kyle Jackson for pre-halloween on Saturday. Also, can anyone tell me why Dorian Munroe isnt starting?

- Jacksonville Blows
- UF/UGA not in their respective towns is lame
- I’m a hater probably because I’ve never been and a ’lil jealous.

The unfortunate part was that Massaquoi didn’t warn Kenneth Harris about RFN, and he had to experience the pain firsthand in the third quarter.

Is it me or does UGA does have that “dont give a crap” loser attitude since Herschel Walker left?
Sidenote: Alabama was one hour away from having Herschel Walker in the Crimson Uniform, it was between a recruit named Lenny Patrick and Herschel, and whomever made up their mind to commit first would be the man, Herschel was too late…., then a yr or two later, some coach from Alabama told Bo Jackson(who wanted to play for Alabama) that he wouldnt see playing time til his Jr yr, so Bo goes to Auburn…..Imagine Herschel Walker and Bo Jackson in the same Backfield, at Alabama…probaly work out better the way it went since neither of them would have won the Heisman playing for Perkins…

Every Day
In Every Way
It’s always U(sic)GA

Yes, Georgia has not given a crap for 25 years.

Perkins and Curry are also Pain in my assholes

as well as DuBose and Franchione. They remind me of Uzbekistan.

Biggus [sic] Rickus

HA Nice.

little-known fact: 73% of the earth is covered by water. Reggie Nelson covers the rest.

ha HAH!

I’ve heard the term “alligator arms” but that’s the first time I ever saw “alligator legs”.

Sorry Orson, I couldn’t resist, the Mr. T-Bone lover…

http://sportscrack.blogspot.com/2007/10/tim-tebows-1-fan-you-would-think-being.html#links

This is probaly the amount of swearing Mark Richt will do during the game. This guy dabbles in profanity like Picasso dabbled in art…
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2460097

That was embarassing.

Almost as embarassing as the 10-3 Alabama-Fla. Int. score that scrolled across the bottom.

Thanks goodness Shula is gone!

I’m thinking that somewhere in Massaquoi’s family tree there is a very strange branch that contains at least one Myotonic goat.

#42
The plummage on that Mullet is most impressive…
Lets see..
Glasses…check
Blonde Crystal Gayle Mullet….check
Way too tight acid washed Levis from 86……check
Tebow likeness on upper left arm w/T-Bone caption….check

1. on left of face….check
   Cell phone on front left pocket…….check
   Gator hand bag….check
   Old man in tan slacks molesting younger man in background near a secluded wooded area……check

Well the results are in…..there is gotta be someway to score this on some sorta of Wrongness scale….of how not to show your are a"big" Florida fan……

Yeh #45,
Only its set off by Reggie Nelson’s footsteps

And speaking of jean shorts

apropos of nothing, Channing Crowder, proud UF alum (maybe) doesn’t know they speak English in London?
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/miamidolphins/entries/2007/10/24/crowder_discovers_he_wont_need.html?cxntfid=blogs_inside_the_dolphins

#34

Herschel chose Georgia over Clemson and So. Cal. He said in an interview one time that he flipped coins and drew straws and eventually picked Georgia. I don’t know where your info. on him going to Bama comes from. Never heard that before.

Um, correct, #50. We came in a close second for Herschel, with mischief afoot, much like when we stole John Johnson from Georgia. We were good at mischief in the 80s. Sigh…

We also finished 2nd in the Tommie Frazier sweepstakes. I wonder how O feels about that.

Alabama has gotten used to playing second fiddle lately…