BUH. BUH-BUH. BUH-BUCKEYE BABES.
Nostalgia is for suckers. That’s why we can’t fucking stand baseball, loaded as it is with all kinds of pisspanted WAAAHHHH moaning for bygone youth and the past. Oh, for the days of segregation and untreatable bacterial infections. Oh, the luminosity of those halcyon days!
To hell with that. We think most people, dropped even a mere twenty years in the past, would take a flamethrower to their surroundings. Where’s the coffee? Wireless internet? Women not wearing pants hiked up to their tits with booming, hairspray-reeking hair? You’d hate it and this is not a lie.
Look no further than the Buckeye Babes video MichiganZone dug up. They’ve got the backstory. We figured we’d just throw this bag of flaming crap on your porch and see what you did with it. Again: the past sucks in every way imaginable, especially 1987.
(Except for the cheap coke. That must have been nice.)
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What’s the matter guys, don’t have the guts to post any 1987-era videos from Gainsville? Those chicks in their tube-tops were smokin’! Plus, Columbus girls had a full set of teeth, unlike the representatives from South Georg-er, Florida.
Comment by BayAreaBuckeye — October 28, 2007 @ 12:38 am
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#57
I have to take offense to the Some Kind of Wonderful bashing. I would put Hardy Jens up against Johnny from the Karate Kid any day of the week.
Comment by Mitch Cumstein — October 26, 2007 @ 10:27 am
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Yeh I got the feeling that these chicks were getting filmed or stalked against their will, and many of them were hauling ass to get away from the camera. I would bet that this film maybe a part of a Ted Bundy type investigation……..I imagine it was one of those big ass VHS old school cameras that practically had to go on your shoulder….$100 bucks says that in the part they are in the club, they are dancing to New Order or Depeche Mode or the Cure….just saying
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 26, 2007 @ 12:10 am
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Laugh at the bad sweaters and the big hair. 40% of those girls are MILF’s now.
Of course 30% are now born-again Christians, and the other 30% decended into coke-fueled marriages with midwestern men who drive pickup trucks and throw beer cans at road signs.
Good times.
Comment by Guy Incognito — October 25, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
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Man. That was just unwatchable. Got about halfway through and had to kill it.
I was a freshman back in ‘86 and I am pretty certain the girls at UGA were not that bad. That has to be the ugliest bunch of coeds I have ever seen on a campus. I went to a tosu game in the mid 90’s with a girl I dated from Cleveland, and the talent looked better than what was on that film, but not by much. Thank God I didn’t go to school there - my dick would have committed suicide.
Comment by CLTDawg — October 25, 2007 @ 9:50 pm
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Rob,
You Buckeyes aren’t stupid for wearing the styles of the day. You’re stupid for making incredibly shitty music videos for all of us to mock.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — October 25, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
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Anyone else feel a little creppy watching that? It seemed like most of the girls had no clue they were being filmed… and the guy hid in the bushes a time or two.
If you watch the video without the sound it looks more like State’s Evidence from an episode of Cold Case Files than an music video.
Comment by JP — October 25, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
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Where are all the fat bitches back then? Those cuties just need to strip out of the tacky rags, spray them with a hose (the hair particularly), and you’d like what you see. The same can’t be said for most bitches these days. You would keep spraying them with the hose until they slowly waddled away.
Comment by Verdad — October 25, 2007 @ 4:30 pm