SEC MAGIC: SPREADIN' EM.
by Orson on Oct 24, 2007 12:45 PM EDT
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PrintWhat makes the Mexican standoff that is the SEC so special? UF defensive end Duke Lemmens sheds some light on the dark, wonderful recesses that give the conference its special, um...aroma of kickass.
"I'll be honest, practice sucks," Lemmens said. "But Friday, getting on that plane. That's why you work so hard. Kentucky, those fans were so pumped up.
"And LSU, full grown men mooning you. And not just mooning but spreading. I got to know that guy a little too well."
Seeing a grown man's spread buttocks and the tail end of his alimentary canal? Who says scholarship athletes aren't paid? This also provides further evidence that LSU fans have taken to the spread attack brought to Baton Rouge by Gary Crowton in ways he could have never possibly imagined in his worst nightmares.
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That’s foul.
Moonings are hilarious. But I think a spreader deserves a well-place cleat in the bullseye.
by Rival on Oct 24, 2007 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
Mmm, the idea of some Cajun Geaux-tse really really make me wish I had gone to this afternoon’s three hour meeting before I read this post.
by DC Trojan on Oct 24, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
Sounds like a not so rare sighting of Louisiana Brown Eye…
by gatorhippy on Oct 24, 2007 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
At least at Kentucky, the only spreading is going on while drunk fans fingerbang their girlfriends…
by Gentleman Masher on Oct 24, 2007 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but when did seeing a mangina become reason to endure sucky practices?
by Biggus Rickus on Oct 24, 2007 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
fucking degenerates. someone always has to ruin a good mooning by showing off their hairy chode.
by gerry dorsey on Oct 24, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
In back-to-back posts, we’ve gone from a river of shit to the brown-eye express. Can’t wait to see what happens with Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
by Mr. Wrong on Oct 24, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
so “death valley” and the local gay club aren’t that different after all.
by adam (the gay one) on Oct 24, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve got 50 bucks that says the spreader in question was Les Miles.
by realist on Oct 24, 2007 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
“Corn Dogs” showing their “Corn Holes”
Who would have ever thunk it????
by Houndstooth Homer on Oct 24, 2007 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
- catches a +1 for a wonderful cajun/intranets play on words.
by SmoothJimmyApollo on Oct 24, 2007 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
After reading this it got me to thinking about one of Crash Davis’s pearls of wisdom to Nuke LaLoosh about fungus.
If LSU wasn’t winning, wouldn’t we all think these people were Neanderthals? as opposed to colorful?
by EZ on Oct 24, 2007 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
But I thought that asshole in Baton Rouge coaches at bama now?
by Crabs on Oct 24, 2007 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
note to self: remember to “spread-moon” Fla next time, to insure the win
by KYbourbondrinker on Oct 24, 2007 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Ahh fawk. I think I shat myself giggling at this post and the comments.
by Out of Conference on Oct 24, 2007 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Could we merge this story and the Penn State one, just to keep all the horror in the same place?
by Senor Pez on Oct 24, 2007 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
And you thought Cleveland was the only place that had Steamers.
by NewAZTiger on Oct 24, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
LSU’s split ends have been terrorizing opponents all year long.
by Doug on Oct 25, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
- while true, that’s scary in a way since our split ends have had a bad case of the drops & the runs this year. (ahem)
by One And Done on Oct 25, 2007 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
eric y reports that jay whitlow has no idea what this mooning thing is all about and whitlow has never seen a jayhawk do such a thing! thanks, jay.
by eric y on Dec 27, 2007 9:11 PM EST reply actions
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