JUST LIKE THE FLORIDA DEFENSE
by Orson on Oct 24, 2007 5:15 PM EDT
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PrintWe're taking the fourth quarter off for a meeting that will, like an Auburn offense, hold the ball for much of the period. As an offering, accept totally unrelated Indian dancing with bizarre subtitling. (HT: Dave.)
Now poop on them Oliver!
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Something I thought was really going to suck had tears in my eyes. That’s hysterical.
by The Last Dragon on Oct 24, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions
George Michael’s career has really gone downhill, but he at least looks nice and tan…
by baconboy on Oct 24, 2007 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
The ninja had a movement? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for that!
by beast in 'bama on Oct 24, 2007 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
—1 & 2
it was kind of funny but lets not go overboard here, people.
aww to hell with it, i laughed so hard i crapped out my large intestine
by stapler on Oct 24, 2007 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
I literally have not laughed this hard in a long time. And it’s that silent, at-work laughing that is causing me to shake violently with tears streaming down my face. It’s a good thing my office door is closed right now.
by PeteJayhawk on Oct 24, 2007 6:08 PM EDT reply actions
That’s “Indian Michael Jackson” Prabhu Deva and Priya Gill. Considering that majority of Indian songs look and sound like this, we have taken it for granted and surprised to find they are slowly becoming cult hits here.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bR6Ai1Sk0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eB5JzLy2e3c
These two movie scenes are not spoofs. They are serious scenes really enjoyed by people.
by Brownblue on Oct 24, 2007 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
upon second viewing, my favorite line is….
“a nerd a punk a nerd….i’m bleeding fucking a”
by gerry dorsey on Oct 24, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
Waiting for a commentor named Benny Lava to show up in five . . . four . . . three . . . .
by DevilGrad on Oct 24, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
That would have been funny without the subtitles. With them, it is greatness.
by TideInTx on Oct 24, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t fuckin’ believe he didn’t find a way to slip a “you want slurpie with that?” in to the lyrics.
Damn, that was funny.
by Benny Lava on Oct 24, 2007 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
3 Observations on the Video:
1) Indians make the world’s worst freakin’ music videos. Somebody tell them that even Michael Jackson got a new choreographer.
2) Somebody whack Benny Lava in the head until he stops doing what he thinks is dancing.
3) I cannot believe I saw that whole video.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Oct 24, 2007 6:43 PM EDT reply actions
I tried to stop watching but I couldn’t take my eyes off of it.
“Who put the goat in there?”
by TIGERinATL on Oct 24, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions
Who put the goat in there?
Holy Disco-dancing Ganeesha that was funny…
by Mr. Wrong on Oct 24, 2007 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
sheer…..unadulterated…….genius
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava
by macker on Oct 24, 2007 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
falls out of chair laughing hysterically
Now poop on them, Olliver.
climbs back into chair and logs on to order her Benny Lava fan club teeshirt
by Xaryn on Oct 24, 2007 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
Poor man’s Mohammed Rafi / Asha Bhosle duet.
by white-boned demon on Oct 24, 2007 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
I’m having my name legally change to Benny Lava.
by WDamnE on Oct 24, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
That video was worth at least 100 abdominal crunches. I laughed so hard that I feel like I got in a quick 3 minute ab routine.
Now, I must remember to revisit this post Saturday night if the Dawgs lose. Will help ease the pain.
by Hunker Down Dawg on Oct 24, 2007 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
i completely fuckin lost it at “BEEEEJAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY”
by bup bup bup on Oct 24, 2007 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks, assholes. Now what do i do? That was the single greatest thing i have ever seen on the internet, and now my fun is over. Nothing could ever live up to that video or the mythical giant that is Benny Lava. Internet surfing will all now be black and white compared to the technicolor that is Benny Lava.
Where are you, Benny Lava? Bob Dylan should’ve written a song about you.
by Jerry Lava on Oct 24, 2007 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
Prabhu Deva sounds more like “India’s R. Kelly” than “India’s Michael Jackson”.
by Digital Headbutt on Oct 24, 2007 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, our defense isn’t that bad…actually, we do well with third-down conversions because teams always go for it on fourth down against us.
by roaminggator on Oct 25, 2007 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
WIth coordination like that, no wonder India’s service economy is booming. I guess the key to a powerful and efficient economy is the abilty to be in perfect, harmonious motion with no regard for indivuality. If only the North Koreans canstring up some cans together, they would rock the telemarketing game. I hope I hope I don’t get Sanjay in Punjab telling me why my Xbox is all fucked up.
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 25, 2007 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
“I’d like to see you pee on us tonight!”
GOLD!!!
by David Putty on Oct 25, 2007 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
How can we be sure that those aren’t the actual lyrics?
It’s too bad that Bollywood starlets don’t spend much time getting photographed in thongs because this video starts to make a case for Ras Malai Mondays.
by DC Trojan on Oct 25, 2007 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
This is the umpteenth time I’ve seen this (and I know there have been different subtitles for this), and it gets funnier every time.
by Avinash on Oct 25, 2007 2:19 AM EDT reply actions
- -1 for the Color Me Badd reference.
-1 for me for getting it.
by Irwin Fletcher on Oct 25, 2007 7:13 AM EDT reply actions
- -1 for the Color Me Badd reference.
-1 for me for getting it.
As I understand it, these are Indians of the curry, not corn, variety?
by Irwin Fletcher on Oct 25, 2007 7:14 AM EDT reply actions
List of things to do before I die:
- Party with Benny Lava.
After watching 300, I thought the Persians had perfected to batshitcrazy orgy scene, but Benny is bringing high school lesbians, golden showers, goats, and beeeeeeeeeejaaaaaaaysss.
by Bear Crawls on Oct 25, 2007 7:54 AM EDT reply actions
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He left after his sophomore year. We don’t teach stuff like “they speak English in England” until the junior or senior year.
by PW on Oct 25, 2007 8:42 AM EDT reply actions
My favorite is when he plays the “air sitar” at about -1:53.
by jeff on Oct 25, 2007 8:43 AM EDT reply actions
choking silently with stifled laughter
i am pretty sure I saw one of the guys give the shocker sign in there
I will definitely push to have a child of mine named Benny Lava… best friggin first name since Stone Cold
by Futbawl Fan on Oct 25, 2007 9:18 AM EDT reply actions
OH… and Minor Bun Engine = finefinefine name for a rock band
by Futbawl Fan on Oct 25, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions
Jonathan Frakes never really got US-based work after ST:TNG, did he?
by panhandler on Oct 25, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
It’s good to see Boyz2Men are reviving their careers.
by Senor Pez on Oct 25, 2007 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
Can’t breathe.. wiping eyes..
Who put the goat in there??
by Hobnail_Boot on Oct 25, 2007 12:26 PM EDT reply actions
grew up in Sri lanka and Nepal. So I’ve seen these sorts of things in dingy theaters that smell distinctly of feet. But that’s irrelevant to the stitch in my side, and the tears that stream down my face right now. Thank you Sirs, that little video made my day and I haven’t laughed that hard in years. And yes, I did consider changing my name on this site to Benny Lava.
by okhrana on Oct 25, 2007 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
Cliff Clavin warning:
An Indian gent in my office told me the language is Tamil (sp?), spoken in the southern Indian region formerly known as Madras.
by Out of Conference on Oct 25, 2007 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
This too… Damn you, whoever posted Benny Lava’s real name
by crazy tom on Oct 25, 2007 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
College Gameday sign:
“Anybody need this sign Benny Lava”
by Spats on Oct 25, 2007 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
My God I feel like I have witness the birth of a comedic maniacal genius in that video……fuckin A!!!
The ninja made a movement….who put the goat in there……
These lyrics are almost as funny as Nirvana’s, and I bet they are interchangeable…..
by Mr Pelican Pants on Oct 26, 2007 1:46 AM EDT reply actions
A thousand cocktails coming right up! Fine Benny Lava!
by Alagator on Oct 26, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
MISLEADING TITLE BY AUTHOR OF ARTICLE ON C. CROWDER
Most people who have opined on this matter clearly are failing to read the article carefully. Judging by their comments, they are being trapped by the misleading/malicious title the author has chosen to run his story. Mr. Crowder does acknowledge implicitly that He knows they speak english there because he claims he has heard his friend talk “a little funny”. On the other hand, he concedes to the seemingly shrewd writer of this article that he does not know, geographically, where London is Located. Astonishingly, seems to have gathered from this response that Mr Crowder does not know they speak English in London. Anybody with some common sense would have a hard time arriving to a similar conclusion. Given the unethical nature of this article, the Editors of this newspaper should reprimand this writer for the grossly misleading title of his article. This author should be terminated.
Yours truly
El Turcudo
by EL TURCUDO on Oct 27, 2007 2:44 AM EDT reply actions
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