USC QB’S NAFTA-APPROVED MOUTHPIECE
We support you, Senor Sanchez.USC QB Mark Sanchez is a Mexican-American, and wants to show his pride in his heritage by putting his money where his mouth is–with his mouthpiece.
Against Notre Dame, Sanchez wore a mouth guard that featured the colors of the Mexican flag, which was made at his request by the team dentist.
“He put the eagle with the snake on it — it was looking sweet so I had to wear it,” said Sanchez, who is of Mexican descent.
Sanchez’s stint at qb has created the hint of a quarterback controversy, something which may abate if Sanchez performs well in the beehive din of Autzen Stadium this weekend against Oregon. Our editorial position just shifted to Sanchez for starter for two entirely logical reasons:
1. We’re huge fans of NAFTA, and we’re sure that Sanchez is the more NAFTAish qb, being the product of a Mexican import. Adam Smith, represent!
2. His fans wear Mexican outfits in the stands:
“Sanchez said he enjoyed supportive gestures from USC fans. One wore a serape and others have donned wrestling masks.
“That’s fun. I love it. It’s just all part of it,” Sanchez said. “The band’s going to start playing, ‘Lean Like a Cholo,’ or something. Sweet.”"
As long as this doesn’t get Carlos Mencia involved, we’re on board the Sanchez bandwagon. A world with more wrestling masks is a world we can live in happily. Sanchez has taken the majority of snaps this weekend, and will likely get the start versus the Patos de Oregon.









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Sabanite says:
Ahhhh, but doesn’t one need Booty for a successful (dirty) Sanchez….
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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George P. Burdell says:
Didn’t Joe Rogan out Carlos Mencia as being German?
WTF is this News Radio day?
And what happened to that chick on that show. She was pretty hot.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
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Gentleman Masher says:
As long as he attempts to get away with referring to the opposing team’s defenders as either “Negros Grandes” or “Gringos”, I’m on board!
Also – in true Mexican soccer fan fashion….USC fans need to start throwing bags of urine at opposing fans.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
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tzubear says:
The thought of 90,000 upper class white fans paying hundreds of dollers to dress up like mexicans, in the heart of SoCal is a little sureal. Viva Sanchez, Viva la Raza!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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lance harbor says:
Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun. -Nacho Libre
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm
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Brian says:
#2 – I just scoped it out, yea Ned “Carlos Mencia” Holness is infact half german half honduran, so we’ve got nothing to worry about.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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Tim says:
Sounds like he needs to stop being a hyphenated American. Hey, stupid! This nation of immigrants is wonderful because we love to integrate, not because we all wave the flags of our grandparents.
You know, I’ve never really cared much about immigration issues, but some people just don’t get it.
P.S. Most of Adam Smith’s laissez-faire work would have argued against the managed trade of NAFTA, although he screwed up and put a few little blurbs about mercantilism in Wealth of Nations, which has lent a little cred to these trade deals.
But why am I talking about this in a college football comedy blog?!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
But why am I talking about this in a college football comedy blog?!
Um, because you’d do this on a cooking blog or a plumbing blog, too?
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Ned “Carlos” Mencia? Half-Mexican, half-Honduran (of mixed descent), completely unfunny. However, the popular rumor spread by Joe Rogan that he is half-German appears to be incorrect.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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Cameron Siggs says:
i’m totally finding that mask because i have a suit exactly like that…for halloween?
i’m going as mark sanchez’s PR rep. yep.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:11 pm
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Kernel says:
Mexican-American don’t just like to get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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JoesDeliGatorTail says:
Such as http://www.everydayshouldbebastemyturkey.com or http://www.everydayshouldbesnakemysink.com? Two personal faves.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
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todd says:
There’s no way the Southern Cal band starts playing that song. Doubling the number of songs they know how to play is just too much to ask of a band during the season.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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Quack Whore says:
I can sum up this game with four words:
Our Dixon, their Booty.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:30 pm
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Raider Red says:
Dos a cero!
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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Tim says:
Orson, it’s a curse. But if I can bring knowledge of gun laws and a little economic history to the table to improve the prose, why not?
(Don’t answer!)
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
[COMMENT REDACTED]
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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DC Trojan says:
If this means that they are going to pimp out the SC team bus with hydraulics so that it can bounce into the Autzen parking lot, I am totally behind it.
As for you, Tim, when I see you trying to bust up a St Patrick’s day parade full of people who are 6 or more generations removed from the old sod, then I’ll take you more seriously.
In the meantime, if you’re wanting to tell me all about why Adam Smith wouldn’t be making every dollar he could get his hands on like any self-respecting member of the Scottish diaspora, I’m the one wearing a cardinal and gold Hawaiian shirt and a kilt.
(Until I change into the flannel shirt buttoned only at the neck, corduroy slippers, etc. )
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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Papa Lou BSU says:
That sound you just heard was Lou Dobbs canceling his airline reservations to the Rose Bowl…
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
That my friends is a photo of “El Blue Demon.” One of the most badass masked wrestlers of Mexico along with “El Mil Mascaras.”
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
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Tim says:
St. Patrick’s Day is an Irish holiday? Next you’ll be telling me that the Notre Dame football team is full of clever Irishmen!
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
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Brian says:
#7 — beacuase on this blog you have people who actually know what you’re talking about.
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
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stapler says:
hey its that guy from bethemask.com. uh, probably nsfw
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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DC Trojan says:
St. Patrick’s Day is an Irish holiday?
So people tell me when they ask why I’m wearing Orange. I tell them it’s because it’s National Hooray Beer! Day, and I got the shirt free when I bought a case of Oranjeboom. But I stay away from the Four Fields in Woodley Park, just to be on the safe side.
Next you’ll be telling me that the Notre Dame football team is full of clever Irishmen!
I might, had I not just started a personal moratorium on sarcastic comments about the Notre Dame team. As my granny used to say, don’t mock the afflicted.
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
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Russ says:
Carlos Mencia “outed” himself during an NPR interview….not that anyone around here listens to NPR.
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
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marcillac says:
Trojan,
Speaking of Scottsman, any chance of Sir Alex coming over and taking over DC United (WTF is up with the “United” btw? – doesn’t if refer to like, you know, two clubs merging and stuff? – the generic usage is decidedly minor league).
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:17 pm
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marcillac says:
On second thought Trojan, Neh.
It would be like Les Miles leaving LSU to take over North Dakota State … err… Minnesota.
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm
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fotodog says:
#11 so true about Debbie.
Also, “pato” can also be slang for a homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with Oregon.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:00 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Marcillac, DC isn’t ready for Alex Ferguson – he’d give the local press a case of the vapors. I still think that the USSF should have tried to hire him to manage the national team. Oh well.
Actually, the person with the most to lose is Steve Spurrier in the “coach quotes” department: “My greatest challenge is not what’s happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that” – Sir Alex Ferguson, quoted in an interview with the Guardian in 2002.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
DC Trojan,
Mmmm, Oranjeboom. The Dutch have offered the world so many good things. As the saying goes “As a final touch, God made the Dutch.”
October 24th, 2007 at 12:47 am
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Cameron Siggs says:
and while i do think mencia is funny, regarless of his shady background (i hate that if you’re white, you can’t make fun of any other ethnicities, but, e.g., dave c. doing his ‘chinga-chong-chong chinaman’ is emmy-worthy….), i do think the cat is a thief. get your own lines, bro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg
October 24th, 2007 at 2:34 am
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oc phil says:
I have to laugh at the thought of Sanchez coming out of the barrio of Mission Viejo. My gawd, some of those places might sell for less than $700 K these days.
I hear that Sanchez took all the snaps in practice yesterday and JDB’s finger is still looking bad, so odds are that Sanchez is going to get his shot at Oregon.
DCT. The national team would still be a huge step down for Sir Alex. Besides he was supposed to retire by now and there is no way he will ever take another job. Even though coming to DC might decrease the chances of him getting attacked in a train station.
Mr Siggs: Mencia is funny? Maybe I’ve just never caught his good stuff but most of what I have seen has been dull and uninspired.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:32 am
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Edsall is God says:
After seeing the picture with the post, I now envision Rey Mysterio playing QB for the Trojans. And that would be f’in sweet. I might have to root for them then.
October 24th, 2007 at 7:52 am
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Not a Fifer says:
If Alex Ferguson wants a challenge there is always Nebraska . . .
October 24th, 2007 at 8:10 am
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gerry dorsey says:
wrestling masks are for pussies…real men wear singlets.
ps-carlos mencia is an unfunny, one trick pony.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:07 am
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DC Trojan says:
OC Phil, don’t harsh on Mission Viejo – don’t they still have a Mervyn’s and a Target on Alicia Parkway by the 5? That’s pretty ghetto for South County.
And you’re right, I know that there’s no hope of SAF taking either the national team over, or DC United. I just want some local evidence to show the missus that I am in fact a ray of sunshine, if you use Scottish people as a comparison. Perhaps marrying a cheerful midwesterner wasn’t such a good idea.
Not a Fifer, Nebraska? What has SAF ever done to you?
October 24th, 2007 at 9:55 am
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The Real Man of Genius says:
Carlos Mencia is the Carrot Top of ethnic comedians. Oops, apologies to Mr. Top. At least he is funny once or twice per set.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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HFS says:
test
October 30th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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Lee says:
First time I’ve heard of a dentist putting artwork on a mouth guard. Kudos to that dentist. Most dentists wouldn’t have a clue how to do that.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:51 am