Comments on: SUBCOMMANDANTE WAYNE: OHIO STATE RULZ. YOU SUCK.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:04:00 +0000

Oh man, I missed Wayne’s posts. Glad to see he’s still around. one of the best EDSBS characters around. Now if only we could get Wayne and Tommy Kilborne from Notre Dame in the same post then the true comedy gold would start flowing.

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:36:51 +0000

Re #52-53: Apparently, Wayne apparently gave up Little Kings for more “adult” beer.

By: she'sagirl!

she'sagirl! — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:56:40 +0000

I’m a Buckeye fan, but this is the best blog out there! Hilarious stuff! Keep up the fine work here….

By: oc phil

oc phil — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:52:45 +0000

Having Wayne back made me happy. That was the funniest thing I’ve ever read here since the last really funny thing.

It was also fun seeing the domers in the comments still smarting from the Tommy K. article and all the ND fans who complained about it.

By: ohiostatefan

ohiostatefan — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:45:56 +0000

that was awesome.

go buckeyes.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:22:23 +0000

If I had to ask for one thing out of this blog, it would probably have been for Subcommandante Wayne to make a TF2 reference. Amazing.

By: vestlovinidiot

vestlovinidiot — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:46:23 +0000

I think I just peed…Frickin awesome stuff.

Orson, just when we thought you had closed the lid on the pandora’s box that is Subcommandante Wayne, you had to go ahead and bring him back…I guess its now a foregone conclusion that we’re gonna go into happy valley and lose in mind-numbing-ball-of-flames style like we did on January 8th following his last mouth-breathing diatribe.

Sadly, while the rest of the buckeye natioin is trying to figure out just how in the hell this team ended up ranked #1, the Subcommandante has been too busy mackin on his bitchez to pay any attention to that thing we call reality.

Damn you Orson!

By: PJ from NU in SF

PJ from NU in SF — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:23:30 +0000

Yeah, the fame must be getting to Wayne’s head. I figured Genny Cream Ales to be his idea of a foo-foo beer.

By: lifelongirish

lifelongirish — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:51:12 +0000

I don’t know. I always pictured Wayne as being fatter, with not so limp wrists and definitely not at some foo-foo dump that serves Bass Ale.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:47:45 +0000

Does Yost have a pic of Vanessa in his blog today? She does have fat arms. Hey, back off, I’m just saying…

By: brad

brad — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:31:15 +0000

God damn. You are a genious. Its hard to laugh histerically when all alone, except almost every time I come over here.

By: Ollie Brown owes me money

Ollie Brown owes me money — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:29:58 +0000

Orson, where did you find my old college roommate? And when did he change his name to Wayne?

By: Alagator

Alagator — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:19:13 +0000

Brilliant! I’d say have this one framed!

By: gindole

gindole — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:10:18 +0000

Holy shit, funny stuff.

You know, I’m not really sure how I’d rather see this play out. Michigan beating OSU and exposing them as the worst team to live at #1 in the last 25 years, while keeping Llloyd in AA for a few more years (having my cake….)

letting OSU win out and get another chuck of pressure treated 6×6 rammed straight up thier redneck rims by [insert most of the rest of the top 10 and a couple SEC teams outside of it] in front of another New Year’s viewing audience.

It’s going to be awesome either way. SWEATERVEST. Get some!!!

PS- I know God won’t let it happen but if OSU and BC win out and play for the title, college football will cease to exist for me any longer. There’s only so much bullshit one can expose one’s self to.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:47:20 +0000

Buckeye fan here, willing to admit that guys like Wayne do in fact exist in our fanbase. They have to. It is Ohio after all. We’ve had teams in college football, college basketball, pro basketball, quasi-pro football (AFL) go to championship games/series, and all of them got blasted. The Indians just laid an egg too, by the way. It’s time for the Browns and the Bengals to make the Super Bowl so they can get their heads kicked in a s well.