Comments on: FIREWORKS IN DAYLIGHT=OLE MISS HALFTIME

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:19:51 +0000

HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH!!!!!

By: cravin morehead

cravin morehead — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:11:01 +0000

Since the departure of Cutcliffe and Eli, UM administrators have blown more smoke than a botched firework show.

Everything about a game on campus is about OLD players, OLD successes, and OLD rich white folks who donate millions to have their ego stroked….

Why not just drop football altogether, and throw a Mary Haskell concert in the Grove with free beer. Let the vomiting begin!

By: ITF

ITF — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:10:38 +0000

RCR,

I am embarassed that you didn’t bring up the fact that no self respecting grad’ate from South Lafourche High School buys the carnival pack. Fuck no, dem boys down der make that shit themselves!

Wear da my arm go? aww yaw Fuck!

By: hailstate

hailstate — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:31:52 +0000

Who the hell is Jacob E. Osterhout? That name sounds made up.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:42:16 +0000

Not only that, I heard Chris Berman asking for a motherfuckin’ siren. Wait, no, he was asking for a motherfuckin’ sandwich.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:29:51 +0000

Yeh the classic bottle rocket You Tube is the one where the guy shoots it out of his ass, but it gets stuck and probaly blew his nuts off. I laugh til I cry when I see that, and I could picture some certain SEC fans actually doing that..scary part is those sumbitches were sober….

By: TIGERinATL

TIGERinATL — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:27:10 +0000

This would be an opportune time for someone to post the youtube link to those redknecks launching like 1,000 bottle rockets at once. I would do it, but I can’t get youtube at work.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:25:59 +0000

Its too bad this isnt 1996 and all ya needed was a website, some bullshit business plan, a Silcone Valley investor, you could have made some cash before the bubble burst. You could start a whole new “blog bubble” investment frenzy by merely selling a concept with nothing really to sell. Brilliant!

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:20:54 +0000

This could be a very lucrative website venture… memberships to a “insiders” club, webcam sponsors, and the next stop would be stock options then going public on the Stock Market, IPO Google style. (Stock opens at like $15.50 and climbs to over$236.97 a share at the end of the day)
RCR could be your legal counsel, then become the next John Grisham of the Sports Genre, then Orson gets jail time after he sells off 100,000 shares of his stock at a primo price after the IPO, then the next day the stock goes belly up since there were “accounting errors” and RCR takes the retirement fund with him, sells out Orson and then pleads the 5th.
Orson, your fixing to become the Healthsouth/Richard Scrushy of Sports Blogs. I see the series “Damages” as your future, the next Arthur Frobisher. Laugh now, the wheels are in motion……

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:18:11 +0000

#10

Not only that, but Scott Van Pelt and the nimrods on the boob-toob are using EDSBS-speak when doing their “hey I’m not Kenny Mane or Craig Kilbourne, but I’m going to make cool names for teams and people while I show you these highlights” highlights.

SVP used “Wannstache.”

Orson and posters should copyright these ideas and SUE THE MOUSE.

By: Billy Idol

Billy Idol — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:15:38 +0000

I’m starting to think the administration at Ole Miss likes pissing their own fans off. Students, alumni and fans had been bitching about the unnecessary 1pm kickoff time ever since it was announced two weeks prior to the game. The daytime fireworks display was like a symbolic gesture of “fuck you” from the administration. Oh, and, speaking of gestures, fuck you Sherlock.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:13:20 +0000

Nude? I could’ve sworn you were wearing a wool sweater.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:10:31 +0000

PW–the nude photos aren’t enough? Because we manscape the hell out of ourselves for those, dammit.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:08:40 +0000

#31, JC

What the fuck – that’s like 5 words there. You tryin’ to say you want a bottle rocket to the face?!?

By: JC

JC — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:57:22 +0000

Two words: objective correlative