FIREWORKS IN DAYLIGHT=OLE MISS HALFTIME
Ole Miss’s halftime had special spark this weekend thanks to a wondrous treat: daytime fireworks. Fireworks are awesome–the cheaper and more bootleg they are the better, and the phrase “Mississippi Fireworks” certainly reeks of both–but they lose some of their efficacy when deployed in broad daylight. Because you can’t see them. Because it’s 2 in the afternoon in Oxford, Mississippi.
COACHOGONNABURNTHISMUTHADOWN!It’s really great, though, when the fireworks make things catch fire and not work.
A halftime fireworks display gone awry knocked out power to half of Vaught-Hemingway Stadium on Saturday.
A series of loud booms from the fireworks was followed by a few unplanned loud booms on the north side of the stadium as fire briefly appeared from power lines. Then the main scoreboard in the north end zone and the east end readerboard went dark.
The game was not delayed and power was restored early in the fourth quarter.
Ole Miss officials may seem negligent for continuing despite the lack of a proper scoreboard, but consider this: with Ole Miss not scoring until the fourth quarter in a 44-8 defeat to the SEC’s only other team without a conference win, there really wasn’t much incentive to turn the power back on, was there?
At least Ed Orgeron got to go out there, cigarette in mouth and beer in hand, and light off the $55.95 Carnival Extravaganza multipack for the fans. He was probably trying to burn the place down to avoid playing the second half–they were down 21-0 at the half–but it was a nice cover for the failed attempt at arson.
(Massive HT: Ragin’ Cajun Rebel.)









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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Its always a bad combination…fireworks, Coach O, Daylight, grain alcohol, plus the fact its Ole Miss, I am sure this was overheard….”Fireworks in daylight, what could go wrong?”…..part of me wants to believe Coach O was in charge of this circus, but another part of me knows for it to be a real Cajun extravaganza… there would have to be live ammo, gasoline, 40mm mortars aimed at the parking lot and opponents student section, facepaint and camoflauge, and the sight of napalm catching the end zone on fire….. and a pig cooking in the ground under it…..maybe some hand grenades tossed into the locker room for fun to liven things up a bit
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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sherlock hemlock says:
Those aren’t fireworks. That’s ordinance coming from backwoods Rebel strongholds. Those inbred SEC boys still haven’t conceded shit in the “War of Northern Aggression.”
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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Fire Nutt!, Please? says:
I was at this atrocity and even more strange, the fireworks that did have color to them were green.
Go figure.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
I prefer to think that it was a failed attempt by the Springdale Mafia to take out Houston Nutt.
Explosions, electricity, and text messages.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Nothing says ineptitude like daytime fireworks resulting in power outage.
Sadly, Orgeron had nothing to do with this. If he did, we would at least have been able to see the fireworks. Because if there’s one thing Coach O knows, it’s how to blow shit up….nope, this was planned by people who get paid to organize events.
It’s becoming harder and harder to be a fan at this point. The wheels have officially come off of the bus.
But there’s always next year! Woo-hoo!
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:29 pm
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PW says:
You tell ‘em JoJo!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
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beast in 'bama says:
Were any red high heel shoes involved this time?
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
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haybeav says:
RCR’s rant last night in regards to the fireworks was certainly the highlight of the show….a a close second was Orson’s reading of the that thread post about the VOLS IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
What would have been more fun would have be a live ammo Civil War re-enactment on the 50 yrd line, full costume dress, cannons, muskets, and Coach O dressed like Mel Gibson running around stabbing Arkansas fans like in the Patriot, just slittin throats and cannonballs bouncin off the ground and takin heads off, or a re-enactment of “Southern Comfort” with bear traps randomly placed throughout the Arkansas side… I’m just sayin’
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
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Jmuthaf'nT says:
Did anyone link to this yet? Congratulations Orson, you are now mainstream. Let’s everybody hate this blog and talk about how cool it was before it got all corporate
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/sioncampus/10/22/monday.awards/index.html
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:39 pm
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PW says:
RCR,
So it’s safe to say that Colonel Reb is still cryin’?
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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Port City Gangsta says:
I was there…it was as bad as it sounds. Pete Boone, Ill expect your letter of resignation on my desk by the end of the day.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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Jon says:
The real cause for cryin’ was the fireworks knocked out power to the Grove where thousands of us retired before the half to catch something other than a futility fight between dead coaches walking.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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Edsall is God says:
Those weren’t fireworks, that was merely The Orgeron’s halftime speech. It did not work.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:47 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Reading this makes our 38-13 debacle in hillbilly-land bearable.
The Mississippi legislature must act immediately to make dacoachO emperor of oxfah fah lafe!
Did Brent Shaffah survive da allygater rasslin?
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
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howboutdemgators says:
Ole Miss is the only campus I’ve ever seen that has power outlets mounted to the Live Oaks. I’m sure everyone would prefer loosing power at the stadium to loosing power at the Grove.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
PW–I can vouch for it. Ge’s weeping heavily.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
I remember how good EDSBS was before they went corporate. Ahhhh, the late nights with Orson always involved Cheetos, Astroglide, Crunk Juice, and a video of the 1996 Fiesta Bowl (Orson is a masochist, for those interested).
Now, it’s all Goldfish, Fluffers, Bottled Evian, and videos of the 2007 Fiesta Bowl.
I miss the good ole days.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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fotodog says:
No surprise that it didn’t delay the game, most of Mississippi is still using rotary phones and outhouses anyway.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
the second half of this game went just like the first half b/c no halftime adustments were made. the reason?? houston dale and the orgeron were busy giggling and chasing each other with roman candles through the parking lot.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Question:
When did Mississippi get electricity? I thought that was the whole reasoning for having day games…
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
So when does the EDSBS Xtreme Membership Subscription start? Ya know , the one where ya pay $19.99 a month for all the “insider” content like ESPN charges ya? We know its coming…..ya cant keep getting shout outs by Verne on CBS and have the Sporting News ans SI keep pimping ya for free…we know there is an evil underbelly to this Blog and someone has to pay for the strippers and blow, the next thing we will see is pop-up adds constantly. Advertisers are the devil. Avoid the Dark side. Take the Red pill……
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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Edsall is God says:
threadjack…
Big East apologizes to Louisville. Does not apologize for the other two blown calls that would have been Louisville turnovers. SEC country continues to shrug its shoulders, “They play football up north?”
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/10/22/bc.fbc.louisville.apology.ap/index.html
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:20 pm
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PW says:
22
WTF?!! You’re not already paying $19.99/month? Orson, what am I paying you for?
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
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hailstate says:
I’m shocked it took 21 comments to get our first “Mississippi has electricity?” joke. Not only do we have ‘lectricity, we’ve got Nuke-U-Ler power.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Gentleman Masher says:
I like to think that was actually Coach O detonating the entire Ole Miss secondary for allowing Casey Dick to throw 3 (3!!!!!) Touchdown passes.
Seriously, if you hold Jones and DMC to around 200 yards rushing and lose to Ark by 36, you’re doing something wrong.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Something about the smell of gunpowder and the band playing slow Dixie sounds like an intriguing afternoon in the SEC. Do they allow sticks on their bottle rockets at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium?
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
@ #22
$19.99 was the dark ages…this is 2007…orson’s knowledge will be offered to you at the low, low price of only $1200 a year.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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Wolf says:
And it only took you Yankees HOW many years to beat back a bunch of inbreds?
We invented football and then dominated it just to get you back for that bullshit. I think Coach Brooks and COACHO would agree.
GO GATORS
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
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Wolf says:
Sherlock: And it only took you Yankees HOW many years to beat back a bunch of inbreds?
We invented football and then dominated it just to get you back for that bullshit. I think Coach Brooks and COACHO would agree.
GO GATORS
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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JC says:
Two words: objective correlative
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
#31, JC
What the fuck – that’s like 5 words there. You tryin’ to say you want a bottle rocket to the face?!?
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
PW–the nude photos aren’t enough? Because we manscape the hell out of ourselves for those, dammit.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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PW says:
Nude? I could’ve sworn you were wearing a wool sweater.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
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Billy Idol says:
I’m starting to think the administration at Ole Miss likes pissing their own fans off. Students, alumni and fans had been bitching about the unnecessary 1pm kickoff time ever since it was announced two weeks prior to the game. The daytime fireworks display was like a symbolic gesture of “fuck you” from the administration. Oh, and, speaking of gestures, fuck you Sherlock.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
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UgasTexan says:
#10
Not only that, but Scott Van Pelt and the nimrods on the boob-toob are using EDSBS-speak when doing their “hey I’m not Kenny Mane or Craig Kilbourne, but I’m going to make cool names for teams and people while I show you these highlights” highlights.
SVP used “Wannstache.”
Orson and posters should copyright these ideas and SUE THE MOUSE.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
This could be a very lucrative website venture… memberships to a “insiders” club, webcam sponsors, and the next stop would be stock options then going public on the Stock Market, IPO Google style. (Stock opens at like $15.50 and climbs to over$236.97 a share at the end of the day)
RCR could be your legal counsel, then become the next John Grisham of the Sports Genre, then Orson gets jail time after he sells off 100,000 shares of his stock at a primo price after the IPO, then the next day the stock goes belly up since there were “accounting errors” and RCR takes the retirement fund with him, sells out Orson and then pleads the 5th.
Orson, your fixing to become the Healthsouth/Richard Scrushy of Sports Blogs. I see the series “Damages” as your future, the next Arthur Frobisher. Laugh now, the wheels are in motion……
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Its too bad this isnt 1996 and all ya needed was a website, some bullshit business plan, a Silcone Valley investor, you could have made some cash before the bubble burst. You could start a whole new “blog bubble” investment frenzy by merely selling a concept with nothing really to sell. Brilliant!
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
This would be an opportune time for someone to post the youtube link to those redknecks launching like 1,000 bottle rockets at once. I would do it, but I can’t get youtube at work.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Yeh the classic bottle rocket You Tube is the one where the guy shoots it out of his ass, but it gets stuck and probaly blew his nuts off. I laugh til I cry when I see that, and I could picture some certain SEC fans actually doing that..scary part is those sumbitches were sober….
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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PW says:
Not only that, I heard Chris Berman asking for a motherfuckin’ siren. Wait, no, he was asking for a motherfuckin’ sandwich.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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hailstate says:
Who the hell is Jacob E. Osterhout? That name sounds made up.
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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ITF says:
RCR,
I am embarassed that you didn’t bring up the fact that no self respecting grad’ate from South Lafourche High School buys the carnival pack. Fuck no, dem boys down der make that shit themselves!
Wear da my arm go? aww yaw Fuck!
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:10 pm
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cravin morehead says:
Since the departure of Cutcliffe and Eli, UM administrators have blown more smoke than a botched firework show.
Everything about a game on campus is about OLD players, OLD successes, and OLD rich white folks who donate millions to have their ego stroked….
Why not just drop football altogether, and throw a Mary Haskell concert in the Grove with free beer. Let the vomiting begin!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH!!!!!
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:19 am