FIREWORKS IN DAYLIGHT=OLE MISS HALFTIME
Ole Miss’s halftime had special spark this weekend thanks to a wondrous treat: daytime fireworks. Fireworks are awesome–the cheaper and more bootleg they are the better, and the phrase “Mississippi Fireworks” certainly reeks of both–but they lose some of their efficacy when deployed in broad daylight. Because you can’t see them. Because it’s 2 in the afternoon in Oxford, Mississippi.
COACHOGONNABURNTHISMUTHADOWN!It’s really great, though, when the fireworks make things catch fire and not work.
A halftime fireworks display gone awry knocked out power to half of Vaught-Hemingway Stadium on Saturday.
A series of loud booms from the fireworks was followed by a few unplanned loud booms on the north side of the stadium as fire briefly appeared from power lines. Then the main scoreboard in the north end zone and the east end readerboard went dark.
The game was not delayed and power was restored early in the fourth quarter.
Ole Miss officials may seem negligent for continuing despite the lack of a proper scoreboard, but consider this: with Ole Miss not scoring until the fourth quarter in a 44-8 defeat to the SEC’s only other team without a conference win, there really wasn’t much incentive to turn the power back on, was there?
At least Ed Orgeron got to go out there, cigarette in mouth and beer in hand, and light off the $55.95 Carnival Extravaganza multipack for the fans. He was probably trying to burn the place down to avoid playing the second half–they were down 21-0 at the half–but it was a nice cover for the failed attempt at arson.
(Massive HT: Ragin’ Cajun Rebel.)












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HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH!!!!!
Comment by yoyofutbawl — October 23, 2007 @ 7:19 am
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Since the departure of Cutcliffe and Eli, UM administrators have blown more smoke than a botched firework show.
Everything about a game on campus is about OLD players, OLD successes, and OLD rich white folks who donate millions to have their ego stroked….
Why not just drop football altogether, and throw a Mary Haskell concert in the Grove with free beer. Let the vomiting begin!
Comment by cravin morehead — October 22, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
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RCR,
I am embarassed that you didn’t bring up the fact that no self respecting grad’ate from South Lafourche High School buys the carnival pack. Fuck no, dem boys down der make that shit themselves!
Wear da my arm go? aww yaw Fuck!
Comment by ITF — October 22, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
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Who the hell is Jacob E. Osterhout? That name sounds made up.
Comment by hailstate — October 22, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
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Not only that, I heard Chris Berman asking for a motherfuckin’ siren. Wait, no, he was asking for a motherfuckin’ sandwich.
Comment by PW — October 22, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
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Yeh the classic bottle rocket You Tube is the one where the guy shoots it out of his ass, but it gets stuck and probaly blew his nuts off. I laugh til I cry when I see that, and I could picture some certain SEC fans actually doing that..scary part is those sumbitches were sober….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 22, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
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This would be an opportune time for someone to post the youtube link to those redknecks launching like 1,000 bottle rockets at once. I would do it, but I can’t get youtube at work.
Comment by TIGERinATL — October 22, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
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Its too bad this isnt 1996 and all ya needed was a website, some bullshit business plan, a Silcone Valley investor, you could have made some cash before the bubble burst. You could start a whole new “blog bubble” investment frenzy by merely selling a concept with nothing really to sell. Brilliant!
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 22, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
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This could be a very lucrative website venture… memberships to a “insiders” club, webcam sponsors, and the next stop would be stock options then going public on the Stock Market, IPO Google style. (Stock opens at like $15.50 and climbs to over$236.97 a share at the end of the day)
RCR could be your legal counsel, then become the next John Grisham of the Sports Genre, then Orson gets jail time after he sells off 100,000 shares of his stock at a primo price after the IPO, then the next day the stock goes belly up since there were “accounting errors” and RCR takes the retirement fund with him, sells out Orson and then pleads the 5th.
Orson, your fixing to become the Healthsouth/Richard Scrushy of Sports Blogs. I see the series “Damages” as your future, the next Arthur Frobisher. Laugh now, the wheels are in motion……
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — October 22, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
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#10
Not only that, but Scott Van Pelt and the nimrods on the boob-toob are using EDSBS-speak when doing their “hey I’m not Kenny Mane or Craig Kilbourne, but I’m going to make cool names for teams and people while I show you these highlights” highlights.
SVP used “Wannstache.”
Orson and posters should copyright these ideas and SUE THE MOUSE.
Comment by UgasTexan — October 22, 2007 @ 3:18 pm
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I’m starting to think the administration at Ole Miss likes pissing their own fans off. Students, alumni and fans had been bitching about the unnecessary 1pm kickoff time ever since it was announced two weeks prior to the game. The daytime fireworks display was like a symbolic gesture of “fuck you” from the administration. Oh, and, speaking of gestures, fuck you Sherlock.
Comment by Billy Idol — October 22, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
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Nude? I could’ve sworn you were wearing a wool sweater.
Comment by PW — October 22, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
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PW–the nude photos aren’t enough? Because we manscape the hell out of ourselves for those, dammit.
Comment by Orson Swindle — October 22, 2007 @ 3:10 pm
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#31, JC
What the fuck - that’s like 5 words there. You tryin’ to say you want a bottle rocket to the face?!?
Comment by Allahver Fist — October 22, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
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Two words: objective correlative
Comment by JC — October 22, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
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Sherlock: And it only took you Yankees HOW many years to beat back a bunch of inbreds?
We invented football and then dominated it just to get you back for that bullshit. I think Coach Brooks and COACHO would agree.
GO GATORS
Comment by Wolf — October 22, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
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And it only took you Yankees HOW many years to beat back a bunch of inbreds?
We invented football and then dominated it just to get you back for that bullshit. I think Coach Brooks and COACHO would agree.
GO GATORS
Comment by Wolf — October 22, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
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@ #22
$19.99 was the dark ages…this is 2007…orson’s knowledge will be offered to you at the low, low price of only $1200 a year.
Comment by gerry dorsey — October 22, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
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Something about the smell of gunpowder and the band playing slow Dixie sounds like an intriguing afternoon in the SEC. Do they allow sticks on their bottle rockets at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium?
Comment by Allahver Fist — October 22, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
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I like to think that was actually Coach O detonating the entire Ole Miss secondary for allowing Casey Dick to throw 3 (3!!!!!) Touchdown passes.
Seriously, if you hold Jones and DMC to around 200 yards rushing and lose to Ark by 36, you’re doing something wrong.
Comment by Gentleman Masher — October 22, 2007 @ 2:33 pm