Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST: RIVER CITY RIVALRY

By: BloodSpite

BloodSpite — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 14:25:23 +0000

So…where does the beer come out at?

By: Tailgate Shogun

Tailgate Shogun — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:45:34 +0000

The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the trophy: eleven, eleven, eleven and…

– Oh, I see. And most trophies go up to ten?

Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

- Put it up to eleven?

Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

By: d.

d. — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:03:12 +0000

In an unprecedented River City Rivalry finish, the Pittsburgh Panthers defeated the Cincinnati Bearcats in a triple overtime contest of barometric connect three. Neither team was able to connect three pieces, so a seventy-thirty decision in favor of the Panthers gave Pitt the victory.

“We felt it was the right decision,” Pitt coach Dave Wannstedt remarked after the victory. “We were up two to one, and we had them pinned pretty good… no way they connected on that board!”

Cincinnati scored first, but the tables turned in the third quarter when a low settled in over the area. Squalls continued into overtime. The Bearcats came close to evening the score at the end of the final OT when a favorable pull was foiled by a sudden gust of humid air, resulting in a ’stop’. Cincinnati could not overcome two second half pulls landing in Pitt territory, turnovers that changed the game’s complexion.

“We clutch as f*ck baby!” shouted the Panthers’ Conredge Collins over the on field celebration. Collins had both scoring pulls.

Pitt faces its biggest test of the season next week at undefeated South Florida. Wannstedt: “We’ll need some help down there next week.. they have a tremendous home field. It’s late in the season and a high’s rolling in, so I’m liking our chances.”

By: Spats

Spats — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:03:23 +0000

“Connect Four!!!”

By: Mr. Ashley Russell

Mr. Ashley Russell — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:34:28 +0000

“I should have worn my singlet and cape for this!”

By: Hossnfeffer

Hossnfeffer — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:20:57 +0000

Hell Yeah! Phasers set to – 5 and 7!

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:40:37 +0000

Somebody put speed holes in our trophy.

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:23:29 +0000

Dude, pull my crank! Um, ok. sound of long and satisfying fart Oh, dude, you didn't? oh, m*th*r f*ck*r RUN, RUN AWAY

By: sweeptheleg

sweeptheleg — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:18:47 +0000

oh we throwin some rims on this btch.

By: cgb

cgb — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:16:18 +0000

After a long fought battle we finally have the final piece to our time machine, the chronodemastonictor.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:46:52 +0000

Wanny comin around I see. Yeeaaahhh boooooyyyyy Pitt is comin back!!

By: Heath

Heath — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:33:32 +0000

Capt. Wannastache: Did we wake you up?
Willie: No sir, we’ve been up since the crack of noon.

By: Touchdown74

Touchdown74 — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:44:23 +0000

Is that a prop from the new movie “Harry Potter & The Outing of Dumbledore???”

By: blackertai

blackertai — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:55:10 +0000

“It won’t beat Navy, but it’ll make the Kessel run in three and a half parsecs.”
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Beating Navy ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! You go in without planning and you could end up losing to a service academy or coming out and throwing with a freshman QB.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:44:26 +0000

The Tardis is ours!