OPEN THREAD, WEEK WHATEVER

Is it possible for every team in the SEC East to go 4-4 in conference play?

Roll Tide!!!!!! (for now)

Look for the Black Steve Lavin to make a real bid to save his job against Cal.

Hey Spurrier, FUCK YOU!!!

Texas, Tenn & OU have one in the chamber too.

I could not have been less impressed with South Carolina before this game. They were overrated.

At this rate, the original top 10 could get back in just because everybody’s losing

Two loss national champion? I can dream…

WDE

Buyout Bowl update: A&M 16, NU 14 at the half.

Callahan and Coach Fran are getting help with their cover letters during halftime.

Man Tennessee is the SEC’s version of Louisville: Awful team with a solid QB.

Tashard Choice at best sprained his knee against Army – bad, bad news for GT =(

I think UK needs to get a new mascot costume…that wildcat looks like he’s been in the closet for about 20 years….so far, this is a good game

Boy, for a half a second it looked like Woodson was going to pull a Theisman/Prothro.

I think I understand this defencive strategy.

It’s my old bend over and get something broken off in you.

Congratulations, OBC. You just lost to a team that dumped its athletic department. Click clack, indeed.

And Notre Dame is trying to make me go blind with those throwbacks — maybe if they have the same effect on the USC players, the score will be close.

Cock’d & Fired straight through the temple.

I am having serious BCS angst as stupid tOSU rolls over Mich St…boring, boring, boring….

FUcking tneenssee. They always shit their pants when it’s time to bring the heat.

property of mr. wilson?

I like how every defense will now go for it on 4th down against us. That is called bad.

i’m all for parity but this? it turns the world on it’s head. global warming be damned something is really messed up.

Just won dering….but if Indiana (which is a better team than Vandy) went to Columbus and held OSU to 6 points, what would be said here about the Buckeyes?

USCe was, and is, a fraud this year. WAY overrated.

Tenn pretty much got outcoached from the opening onside kick.

It’s just the Chicken Curse in full effect. Spurrier thinks he can break the curse, but it just can’t be done.

He’ll learn, though. They all learn.

Jump Pass: Part Deaux

This is why you don’t play two QBs. I would think SOS would have learned that by now. I don’t think we were playing any actual football players in the game. I am very, VERY disappointed in my Gamecocks. And for the record, I didn’t think we were the #6 team in the county. They just proved why.

JUMP PASS 2007!

Jump Pass 2.0 Bitches!!!

what in the hell kind of noise did Verne just make?

UK just loaded their chamber………….PUMP PASS BITCHES!!!

In the most competitive activity currently being played, USCw & Notre Dame are tied at 2.

That’d be USCw touchdowns vs ND first downs…

it sounded like he was dropping a duece in the studio

…and I can’t believe UK fell for “Jump Pass: Part Deux”

Winnie the Pooch and her sisters cheer for UK.

Was anyone else waiting for Coach Brooks to yell “bullshit” during that field interview at halftime?

Remember, this isn’t proof that USCe was overrated. This is proof that the SEC is just that deep.

Right, because West Virginia is having alot of trouble with the deep SEC right now. Auburn did not lose to Miss St because the SEC is deep… they lost because Auburn isnt that good of a team.

Caldwell busting out tha Superman dat ho?

Bubba be doin that Superman twice!

ANY Auburn loss is a good loss.

I would have sex with Tim Tebow and I am as hetero as it gets. Man crush just is not strong enough for me. This is man love.

Here comes Sparty.

Click. Fucking. Clack.

(no, the SEC isn’t just that deep – them cocks just shat the bed is all.)

Really you sumbitch? Onside kick?

I think Rich Brooks just said Bullshit

My wife wants to foster kittens sometime soon. I must explain to her that this is not the best idea right now.

Gamecocks…. Jesus.

Hey Fulmer, MAO….MAO……(waving lots of dollars in Fulmers Red Headbanded chubby face furiously whilst screaming loudly and pounding the table….he picks up the gun, spins the chamber, and pulls the trigger……a lone gunshot enters his temple and exits the other side, taking parts of skull, scalp and brain with it as the bullet goes across the room and hits Rich Brooks in the chest, Coach Brooks looks down, sees the blood coming from his chest and simply yells " Bullshit!!!" and falls face first into the ground at the same time Fulmers fat lifeless Krispy Kreme donut body falls out of his chair….Roll Tide…. ;)

All I got to say is…..the SEC is one big MAO game with the bodies of OBC, Rich Brooks, Tommy Tuberville, Les Miles, Urban Meyer, Nick Saban, and a whole host of others that really dont count. Out of conference is even uglier, except for tOSU, which will get theirs via firing squad in the BCS championship from everyone who can get a gun and shoot in their general direction, just out of pure hate for their creampuff schedule.

Dickie Lyons, Jr. is one fast white dude.

St Nick might not have done himself any favors beating UT and Phil 41-17. Now he may be seeing a different coach across the field next time they play.

And somewhere, DJ Hall just caught another pass – Good day to be a Bama fan.

Why does Rich Brooks daughter look like she is only about 6 years younger than her father?

Tackling is a myth perpetuated by the east coast media bias.

Remember, Cajuns are living proof that white men, at some point, got lonesome and fucked nutria rats.

Everyone in the media has said that USC is out of the title chase, but with USCe having lost and Kentucky trailing, I think they’re right back in the thick of it considering the high profile games they have coming up.

I would probably agree with Rich Brooks’ last exclamation of ‘Bullshit!’. That was a terrible holding call.

Looking for the Cats to cover, don’t make me run to the liquor store now….

Karl Dorrell pulls a win out of his ass and buys himself another season.

let’s see if randy shannon isn’t miamian for karl dorrell

Cal’s annual collapse continues on schedule, as Longshore gets picked for six with 1:30 left and driving.

Bwahahahaha.

NBC named ND’s punter as the Irish’s player of the game. When you get shut out 38-0, the options are limited.

Wow, KU gets a delay of game call on the defense, which leads straight to a nifty touchdown play for Colorado.

Mangino’s gonna eat at least one of the officials.

Just wanted to stop in and say how happy I am that we played a MAC squad (C. Michigan) today. They were/are the cure for what ails you, certainly.

As for South Carolina, such a shame. I mean, their offense has been such a juggernaut all season, and they have received no fortuity on their way to 6-1 cough Kentucky – Andre Woodson throwing the game like he was the reincarnation of ’00 Quincy Carter cough so this loss came out “nowhere.”

Seriously, all it took to beat South Carolina was a fundamentally sound defense, enter Bobby Johnson, and an offense that does not F itself over.

Of course, Vandy threw an interception at the USC 1 yard line and missed a makeable FG, not to mention having the ball inside the USC 10 yard line as time expired, so they tried to let USC back in the ballgame.

But, really, who could have seen this coming?

Well, the good folks at betus.com will tell you that I teased down Vandy’s points so that I took Vandy, +7. Just call it a hunch. ;)

Go fuck yourselves, Gamecocks. One win over us, the second in the last 10 seasons, and my bloodlust hate for you is renewed.

Burn in hell…

How do you get a delay-of-game on defense? (Not rhetorical)

Vandy is a good football team. Has been for years.

Tebow owns Stafford.

The Dickie Lyons,Jr conundrum of a fast white dude makes me wonder, who is Dickie Lyons,Sr?

Oh, Bobby Bowden. Your despair tastes like chocolate.

@54 – fotodog, the announcing team is claiming it could be trying to imitate the snap count on the punt.

@56 – that’s not very nice, feasting on the sadness of the elderly…(kidding.)

@ 57: it’s tastier than their flesh.

ND is by far the worst offense in CFB. I feel bad for the D, who is usually pretty solid for the first 40 minutes they are on the field.

@58 – yeah, the skin’s too tough.

Hey Coop, your impressive wins over no one have, shockingly, impressed no one. Losses to Maryland, Wake, and BC will have you plenty demoralized before we roll you in November.

Go fuck yourself Clempson, Bowden’s still your coach.

Gary Daniels and Verne Lunquist once again do a superb job of calling the game right down the middle with absolutely no hint of favoritism. Kudos to CBS for managing to keep this crew together for another season! (This is sarcasm)

Sure you will, offcampus. Sure you will.

I mean, it is not as if everyone runs all over you on the outside because Sams and Wills are slower than molasses.

If only we had somebody who could get to the corners while toting the ball. Hmmm…..

And, just a friendly reminder: Bobby Johnson is a Clemson alum.

Once again, as always, in your brightest moment since 1984, or at least your highest ranking, someone connected to Clemson arrives to fuck you over.

No, no, I am scared, scared, scared of Mitchell and Smelley. Those guys are like Marino and Elway, only better.

To recap Clemson’s victories:

Florida State
Louisiana-Monroe (1-5)
I-AA Furman
should-be-I-AA NC State (1-5)
Central Michigan

South Carolina already has wins over at least two ranked teams better than Clemson (5-2 Georgia, 6-2 Kentucky) and controls its own conference destiny. Clemson, OTOH, has done exactly jack shit.

[NAME REDACTED] IN PRIME TIME, BABY! IT’S JUST GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!

Gary Daniels just declared that given another 10 minutes of play time the Wildcats would have surely won the game and be the BCS #1 come tomorrow.
Verne just ate another small child.

Alterraun Verner: he might as well coach UCLA, because he did a better job of winning that game than Dorrell did.

Apparently, Michigan’s players took advantage of the late start and got $h!tfaced drunk before the game.

The Black Steve Lavin does it again. Dorrell tries to give Cal the game and Verner bails him out

The crowd at Illinois is fucking nuts

The Big 10 network is replaying the 1998 ass kickin of tOSU at the hands of Saban’s Spartans. Wonder if TAFKA is watching that game? I’d bet 5 dollars to a doughnut hole that he thought Saban was a helluva coach on that day.

All this MAOing going on, who’s next?

Stapler,

I’ll have you know that he’s gone back to being called Prince.

I’m still trying to get my head around how Harrell got picked four times by a defense that couldn’t stop a I-AAFBCSWTFBBQ team in Illinois State, who gave Mizzou a decent game early on.

Yes, that’s right. While they got about 350 passing yards (mostly on dinky slants that Missouri’s linebackers couldn’t really cover well), The Pirate’s team got only 1 TD through the air as opposed to four INTs, one of which was fumbled back to TT and another one was run back.

Yet Kansas is ranked ahead of us, when they’ve played .5 good teams while the Tigers have a fairly tough schedule.

To recap:

YOU LOST TO VANDERBILT!!!

VANDER’FUCKING’BILT!!!

The next time I hear, “Weak Forest,” I will smile and say, well, they are no Vanderbilt.

You guys are going to eat shit for quite some time. At least until you beat us, because you aren’t beating Florida, and I don’t think you are going to beat Arkansas out there, either.

How ’bout them COMMODORES!!!

Well.. you can stop all the “Graham Harrell for Heisman” talk now.

Well.. you can stop all the “Graham Harrell for Heisman” talk now.And the Graham Harrel as draft pick talk.

Well.. you can stop all the “Graham Harrell for Heisman” talk now.And the Graham Harrel as draft pick talk.I don’t think we’d be where we are without Leach, but he has an annoying habit of dropping road games to teams he should beat.

Quick notes on the CU-KU game:

-I nominate Colorado’s cheerleaders for next Friday’s Cheesecake: mighty impressive

-Mark Mangino should be someone’s doctoral thesis…I have no idea how someone that obese is still ambulatory

I still do not understand this crazy intro to College Football with 50 cent, Perry Farrell and Kelis? what the hell? and where is Mike the Tiger?

Looks like Holly Rowe is still on the “Mangino Diet”

brandon cox introducing the Auburn TE Cole Bennett as a guy, “some of you might know from the world of warcraft”. Uh, does anyone want to enlighten me?

OMG, LSU looks tired and Auburn is pumped….damn you Tuberville.

dorsey walking, check that, hobbling to the locker room with possible hamstring injury. that’s not good….

….but not as bad as david toms using a nickname for every single player he introduced for LSU. David you are a 5’9 white golfer and do not play for the tigers. Avoid nicknames

Coop, you are truly stupid. Do you not recall the loss to Dook you had a few years ago? That’s the ultimate in trump cards. At least Vanderbilt has a few respectable victories in their history.

Delusional Clempson fans, keeping Bowden in the coaching game since ’01.

i think Cox was fucking with him.

i hope he was. Nobody that plays SEC football or even goes to an SEC school should know what WoW is.

Awww, shucks. We dadgum shit my britches today. And my bed. Reckon I’ll just lay up late and root for Brandon Cox’s Angina to go down tonight and smack my bitch up while she’s makin’ my oatmeal in the mornin’. Maybe I’ll hold my breath until those dadgum Florida State coaches earn their keep and win their dadgum division.

Tommy is 6-2 versus South Carolina.

In fact, in ’04 when we lost to Duke, we destroyed you in Death Valley.

You do recall the fight you started, which in reality began when you were sitting there taunting us when we were running down the Hill?

90s FSU could taunt us when we ran down the Hill, because they could back it up.

You, not so much.

Actually, you, never.

Even Spurrier can’t save you, and he knows it. Smoke and mirrors on offense thus far, smoke and mirrors.

Good luck in Knoxville, Fayettenam or Little Rock, and of course versus the Tebows and, finally, us.

But, thanks for playing.

Dorsey’s back! Popcorn all around! Yay!

GT knows what World of Warcraft is. We’re aiming for the Epic Mount Bowl presented by Blizzard.

@ 87- ?

Clemson – South Carolina spat = yawn.

World of Warcraft and an Auburn football player. I am shocked that Brandon Cox even knows what WoW is, let alone cheerily references it on national television. I didn’t even know Alabama had internet yet.

In any case, I really, really hate LSU.

See comment #79

14-7… click clack!!!

Oh Perriloux, must you handle the ball that way? Unless you have Hogan’s 44 inch pythons.

@ 90- Techie i know you were talking about WoW but you are proving my point that GT fans would know about that stuff and I had absolutely no idea what all that could have meant. I guess I was looking for an explanation of it.

#86

The word popcorn makes me laugh. My 4yo kid calls it “making popcorn” when he farts several times in a row.

I am not kidding but Mike Patrick was just talking about the “other voices in his head” —does he mean Britney Spears?

#94—thanks for ruining my kettle corn….

95,

Maybe Mike might have to check into the loony bin and Ron Franklin can return to his place of honor.

Team Redacted falling apart at the moment…they’ve had at least 3 15-yard penalties in the last 5 or so plays.

Did anyone else just see that flash frame with the guy that had the “F**k Michigan” T-shirt after the sideline warning?

I was too busy looking at an LSU fan wearing a tan “wife-beater” and a cowboy hat doing the “mash potato” dance move to the LSU fight song after a field goal

Could major league baseball please find a way to end its season before football? Please? I’m really gettin tired of my college football saturdays getting interupted by more breaking news of the fuckin sox. How many g-d games do they play anyway!?!?

That was a nice touch, especially in front of the girl with the stoic look of desperation on her face.

Mike Patrick insanity watch—he just referred to a defensive player getting in “Perriloux’s grill”—please stop and bring Ron Franklin back

LSU. Your receivers. They are killing me.

I think Les Miles is confusing real life with Heroes again.

That Auburn OL just shot to the top of Denver’s draft board.

“Yessss Mister” hahahahaha

Mike Patrick Insanity Watch: He just said he can’t eat the food in Baton Rogue because “it looks back at him”—what the hell? he is almost more entertaining than the game.

Mike Patrick Insanity Watch: "As my dad would say, “You send’em to school, you buy’em books, and they eat the covers” – in reference to some kids dressed up like batman and superman

Do I have this right….the SEC hires officials who, when forced to count to 7, arrive at differing answers?

Wow, LSU scores a TD on a flagged play, they pick up the flag and then replay shows that only 6 men were on the LoS. How does that happen?

how long do you think it takes the special effects guys to get Ralph Friedgen into the “Jabba The Hut” costume

What is the chant that LSU fans cheer after a touchdown? I can’t really make it out

124-I think they spell out TIGERS?

Yep, they spell TIGERS

So F_cking LSU goes for it on fourth down 5 times against Florida, but in tonights game, on 4 and 1 from the 16, they kick a field goal that only puts them up by 6. Now, Auburn is driving down the field late like they usually drawing penalties and half-assed complete passes in the process. I call BS

Roaminggtor, every close SEC game ends with a team marching down the field thanks to pass interference calls

Clever girl….

#105…
The World of Warcraft reference is about the Leeroy Jenkins imitation that the tight end does in the huddle
Auburn just scored and left too much time for LSU to go down and kick a field goal to win it….@ 11:20 pm

WTF is Auburn doing kickin a fuckin squibbkick with 3.13 in the game? They deserve to lose this game

Squib kick and then not challenging that ridiculous spot? Auburn has no interest in winning this game I guess.

TD LSU! suck it Auburn! Suck it long, suck it hard…..

HOLLYYYYYY FUCCK!!!!!

What a GAME

holy shitttttttttttt what a throw by Flynn-Damon- evil spawn

Great game! Fuck that sumbitch Tuberville!!!!

Once again ballsy stupidity works for LSU.

Les Miles Balls Have grown back

That could have easily been the play call that kept LSU out of the national championship game if he drops that ball and the clock runs out

Wait wouldn’t the clock just stop if he drops that pass?

good fucking golly, Ms Molly.

LSU pulled out the chainsaw.

@132 – suck it, indeed

Would someone please inform these announcers that an incomplete pass would have also stopped the clock…

I was rooting for more chaos (MAO!), but that squib kick was just stupid on Auburn’s part. They had fought to get a lead with less than four minutes left, and they give LSU a short field. .

Holly Rowe needs to be careful standing that close to Les Miles – his balls are so brimming with Mandom that her merely being that close could result in multiple pregnancies.

the point is that if that last play takes half a second longer and he drops the ball, there is no time left on the clock. LSU took too long getting to the line and it could have cost them the game

141,

If the ball had been bobbled or tipped, that would have lengthened the play so that there would have been no time left.

Someone needs to do the Heimlich manuever on Auburn

“we knew we had an opportunity to kick their ass”

Les Miles has balls the size of planetesimals. Rather large planetesimals at that.

You know – maybe it’s because Chan Gailey coaches my team and I’m starved for anything but close to the vest decision making … but Les Miles is so freaking crazy that he’s incredibly entertaining to watch.

I guess tOSU will walk into the boathouse and wonder why there are so many dead bodies and a werewolf with a chainsaw for dick or a pissed off gator waiting for them.

Otherwise, it was an insanely entertaining game.

SEC football is reason alone to watch football this season. There have been many tachycardia inducing finishes, and I have no vested interest in any of them (contrary to any assumptions based on my username, I don’t gamble).

Good time to be a college football addict.

I just finished watching a great great game in LSU-Auburn. And yet, why is everyone on ESPN trying to artifically pump up the drama over the ending? Am I missing something, or did LSU have a TO left that they would have called with :03 on the clock had the ball fallen imcomplete? Right? They still would have gotten the field goal try. Or am I seriously missing something?

@Dave

But there were 4 seconds left when he caught it, not 1. So if he dropped it you’ve got to think they review the clock instead of letting time run out there, then LSU calls their TO, sets up the field goal, and wins that way. Right? Again, please point out if I’m missing something…

@153

If the play wasn’t complete – say bobbled or tipped, anything that doesn’t get the ball immediately swatted to the ground – that last second ticks off the clock, ending the game and LSU’s title hopes.

That might have been the worst call I’ve ever seen.

Agree Troy. The clock should have been at :03 after the touchdown.

Les Miles… Jesus Christ, how does he not require a special pair of slacks and an industrial-grade wheelbarrow to carry around stones like that? Unbelievable.

After analyzing the situation in a rational manner, LSU indeed would have had time for the field goal. Damn the Worldwide Leader for their brainwashing.

Yant— the ball was in the receiver’s hands with 4 seconds to go. Mike Patrick is, how you say, inattentative.

I agree, Troy. The announcers were shitting themselves over the possibility that Flynn takes an extra two seconds to throw, which is indeed something to worry about if you’re calling that play. But Flynn didn’t take those extra two seconds and probably knew exactly when he had to let the ball go.

Mark May on LSU -

“This is a team who knows how to win on the road.”

Those road wins were…….?

@155

See 156. The difference between 1 and 4 seconds for the purposes of a final kickoff isnt much, but the different between 0 and 2 seconds had there been a tip or other incompletion would have sent the refs to the replay machine, put the time on teh clock, and then lsu gets all the time in the world to kick the field goal. again, 4 seconds left on that pass, not 1.

No kidding Skip. Why would he wait two more seconds? So he could hit the receiver in stride as he slammed into the retaining wall next to the stands?

160 -

hahaaha
I thought the same thing when he said that

@160

At, you know… Miss St… and… Tulane. Yeah. Great road wins, those. Getting it done, that.

I just got unintentionally tea bagged by Les Miles…

I’m in Pittsburgh.

Holy hell… stupid brilliance.

Well this just adds more drama to the LSU @Alabama where Saban can upset Lsu (Les Miles basically said “Fuck Alabama” when he found out that we got Nick Saban), then fuck up Auburn. Is Tenn really that bad? It looks to me that the SEC has basically turned into the WAC where we dont cover anybody and just have a shootout thru the air and dont run the ball or stop the pass. And jump passes? w/ a double pump fade away, nuttin but net???? Damn OBC took a shot @ tOSU by saying “Vandy could have played 3 small teams and be #1 like OSU” LOLOLO I love OBC sharp wit….

1. & #164

I thought that line was hysterical. LSU is a fine team, but perspective is in order. When LSU beats a team on the road, then they can get some credit for it.

“I guess tOSU will walk into the boathouse and wonder why there are so many dead bodies and a werewolf with a chainsaw for dick or a pissed off gator waiting for them.”

150,

Actually there very well could be a werewolf with a chainsaw for a dick, but there won’t be a pissed off gator.

2 losses = out of contention.

Who knows how longer Ohio State will be there.

I need to go now, anxiously awaiting Lou Holtz’s top 5 rankings. Maybe Kansas moved from #2 to #1.

If Jerraud Powers turns around, Les Miles is the nation’s biggest dumbass

Sure is nice to watch OBC suffer. Is there a more low class, disingenuous man in football? Mean spirited, bitter, old has-beens should go away. He hasn’t improved USCe one iota from what he inherited from Lou Holth. I do give him full credit for a world class ego, however unwarranted.

Luckily, there is always one constant in college football: the CB NEVER turns around. It seems like such an easy thing to do, but they must coach them up differently. Shrug and a sigh.

1) Spurrier’s postgame comments tonight should be pressed on LP, ’cause that shit was Jukebox Gold.

2) HAS ANYBODY HEARD ABOUT THE ‘EARTHQUAKE’ AT LSU IN THE LATE ’80’S? YEAH, THE CROWD WAS SO LOUD IT SET OFF A SEISMOMETER! A SEISMOMETER, MOTHERFUCKERS!! THAT’S FOR MEASURING EARTHQUAKES! AND LSU FANS SET IT OFF LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE! THAT’S LOUD LIKE THE METRODOME! NEVER HEARD OF THE METRODOME?!? WELL, IT’S FUCKING LOUD LIKE AN AIRCRAFT TAKING OFF! ANYWAY, IN CASE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD, LSU FANS ONCE REGISTERED AN APPLAUSE ON A SEISMOMETER! AN EARTHQUAKE!! HOLY SHIT, FOOTBALL FANS!

Stay classy OBC, stay classy.

Goddamned Werewolf with a Chainsaw for a Dick.

Luckiest Fucker I’ve ever seen.

#173

Good point, and I think they DO coach them differently. Probably because face guarding is permissable.

172 you might like watching him suffer, but the OBC gives a great press conference after his losses.

Asked about what to do with his offense:

“Well we can’t trade any of them, so we’ll keep trying to coach them as hard as possible.”

You would think he would hate the halftime interview too but he answers the questions better than 90% of the coaches out there.

just heard on gameday…

how can ohio state ’’very quietly start to make more noise"????

178

I guess he does, if you think mean spiritedness makes for a great press conference.

“We’ll just coach ’em up….” how’d that workl for him in his last job?

I thought the remark about not being able to trade any of his guys was a low blow at his players. Sure would make me feel like running through a wall for him….

Also, when you lose to an also-ran, just take it like a good sport (and a man) and accept some of the responsibility. To me, there is nothing more boring than a coach who takes full credit and deflects all responsibility

StageCoach67 drink a beer or something and chill out.

You clearly have some lingering hatred towards the OBC. What team do you cheer for that he has used as a whipping boy 20 years? Georgia?

He is joking. He gave Vandy props, said they were a good team. And he says positive things about his team.

He hasn’t improved USCe one iota from what he inherited from Lou Holth.

Factually untrue.

Holtz’s winning % in 6 years – 47%
OBC’s winning % in 2 years – 60%

Holtz had 33 wins total in 6 yrs as head coach at SC. OBC has 15 wins in 2 years.

First two seasons Holtz’s record was 8-15
First two seasons OBC’s record was 15-10

Last two seasons under Holtz – 11-12 (2003 – 5-7, 2004 – 6-5)

First two seasons under OBC – 15-10 (2005 – 7-5, 2006 8-5)

And so far this season they are 6-2.

Just wondering—is the Tiger Balm ad a coincidence?

Please beat Sakerlina this week so they will shut up about how great of a football program they have.

#111: It probably said “Muck Fichigan”. There’s a shop on campus that sells those (they also carry a few that say “Ann Arbor is a Whore” on the back).

#110: Yeah, [TEAM REDACTED] has had all sorts of problems with idiotic penalties on defense this year. This is the first time it’s come back to bite them, though. Between those and the muffed punt late, Michigan got handed at least 20 free points.

“I’m not planning on losing a whole lot,” Spurrier told SI on Monday. “I understand it’s a possibility because there are no Vanderbilts in the NFL. But I’m not a real good loser. I don’t really want to get good at it.”

Since KY didn’t kick the extra point, they didn’t meet the 7 point spread in their loss to FL. If they had kicked it, what would have happened to all those bet on the FL-KY game with a 7 point spread? Who wins?

Well eric y and jay whitlow want to know why all of this anti-whitlow sec hatred and what-not and jay whitlow and sammie saw some really screwy games from the sec this weekend and whitlow knows that tennessee lost and the kansas game was the best and whitlow and sammie were going to go to the Kansas game but got caught up in the sec thing because whitlow reminds us all that his great-grandmother’s best friend was from the sec and whitlow and sammie need no other reason, being from the whitlow family, to be die-hard whitlow sec fans and whitlow wants to know who is favored next week because after missing the Kansas game, hell, nothing else matters and whitlow and sammie might just get desperate and go up to nebraska and raise some sec whitlow kind of hell.

Russ,

Tie bets are called a “push” and you’d simply get your $ back, just like you’d never made the bet in the first place.

174, it’s a seismograph. I was waiting for that reference since it was from an Hawburn-ellessyou game in the late 80’s(?). Guess not as many people jumped & landed simultaneously since everyone was so f’ing stunned at Les’ monstrous sack. If Mangino fell over would the LSU seismographs register it?
Don’t ever, ever refer to USCw & USCe….not until the Cocks win a min of 10 Natl titles may they refer to themselves as USC, think up something else, be SCU or just go away (P.S. Carolina is taken too, until you win some B-ball titles)