FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: JENNA VON OY
Von Oy, a little know Spanish surname. Never mind. She’s an honorary Latina for reasons all too apparent to the viewer of this post. Sure, you’ll be mentally scared by seeing someone you remember from The Parkers and Blossom half-naked and sporting an ass the size of a robust jackfruit. But you’ll thank us for it when you see it.
Enjoy. We’ll be back on Sunday with a rare wrap-up post and EDSBS LIVE! at 7:00 p.m. EST.
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Dr. O. Goldsmith says:
Six is a… what? Seven?
October 19th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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Gentleman Masher says:
I called her turning into a delicious little morsel a long time ago…much like when I saw Natalie Portman in “Beautiful Girls”.
This thoroughly makes up for referencing Empire Flooring earlier in the day. Thank you, kind sir.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
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Kanu says:
Dude, why did you even solicit me for input today if you had this in your pocket all along?
Damn that is a meaty leg & ass combo. Love it.
Feliz fin de semana a todos de los chicos y las chicas!
October 19th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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mlmintampa says:
Is Punky Brewster next week?
October 19th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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The Bull-Gator says:
Yo Quiero
October 19th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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Mr. Wrong says:
Pink Pony. Day shift.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
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Wooderson says:
No way. AWESOME.
I was jsut thinking about her today, too, for some reason.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
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Crimson Daddy says:
My, she has blossomed.
Nice little pumpkin she’s not really trying to hide there.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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eric y says:
eric y is not too excited about those massive thighs although sammie thinks it is a go but nobody has heard from jay whitlow I think he is still in shock from the aged pinup girl that was up last week he shouldn’t have checked her out on wikipedia that face is about the ugliest thing he has seen and how did such a young delicious beauty sour like that and it reminded him of his first wive’s thrid husband’s mother and wasn’t sure why in the hell she was posted and his refrigerator looks like jay whitlow on new years day and what about that firecracker stuck up her rear and im finished
October 19th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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Ryan says:
Many a man have been strangled to death by thighs less meaty than hers. Be careful gentlemen.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Tree trunks.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
she strikes me as a girl who has “never gone back” if you follow me.
oh…and in my best joey lawrence voice…WHOA!!
October 19th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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Adam says:
ugh
October 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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John says:
http://www.planetafamosas.com/fotos/JennaVonOy_240705/jennavonoy044ss.jpg
October 19th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
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Tricky Dick says:
eric y – that was a grammatical trainwreck. Congratulations, sir!
And, Orson – next week can we have the meth addict from Full House?
October 19th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
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Tricky Dick says:
…as was my use of (not-a-word) “Trainwreck”.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
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anon says:
holy shit, butterface and butterthighs
October 19th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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Broom says:
I am not ashamed to say I totally would.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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azthecheat says:
Is that a midget?
Cheesecake: something that girl apparently likes a little too much.
October 19th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
Now that’s cheesecake!
October 19th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
I believe this link is quite appropriate here: http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/former-child-star-chicks-youd-stick-it-too-round-1/
October 19th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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TPS Reports says:
Let there by no doubt, I hate Auburn. But, DAMN. I love you, TIGERinATL, for that link. You’ve open a really nasty space up in my head. I’ll be there often.
Let’s hope Bama carve’s up the Great Pumpkin, Phat Phil, tomorrow.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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Captain Awesome says:
On a note entirely unrelated to ze womens, I’m growing frustrated that the moniker “Phat Phil” is catching on while I’m trying my damndest to make the name “koach karl” stick to Dorrell, to little avail.
October 19th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
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panhandler says:
At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
/Petpeevometer off.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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panhandler says:
At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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panhandler says:
AAARGHH.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Harris says:
I . . . just . . . thank you, Orson. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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Mike Beattie says:
Fat chicks need love too.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
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Boy Howdy says:
I’m torn.
This was my special tidbit of knowledge that most people weren’t aware of.
But then, I hadn’t seen TIGERinATL’s picture before, so in the end, it was worth it.
October 19th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
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Palouse says:
MAB, is that you?
October 19th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
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lance harbor says:
@ TigerinATL
That link was great.I just wish I could have found round 2.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:43 am
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Tailgate Shogun says:
How the hell did she get a watermelon to fit in the back of her underwear?
But yeah, obviously I’d hit that, if only to make Blossom jokes for the rest of my life.
October 20th, 2007 at 7:03 am
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Bones says:
TigerinATL should be hired by the UN to work out things between the Israelis and Palestinians. That link provides common ground Tide and Tiger and fans, something that is hard to do.
October 20th, 2007 at 7:21 am
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NoleinTexas says:
#27
Fat chicks can have love, but they have to pay for it.
Even back in the day, I always said Six was going to have a badonkadonk, even before that word existed. I’m fucking cutting edge.
October 20th, 2007 at 8:39 am
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panhandler says:
9:53 AM, Gameday not really even started yet, but SportsCenter cuts to Lexington…. and the crowd’s chanting “Tebow Sucks.” So much for sloe-gin bluegrass hospitality!
October 20th, 2007 at 8:56 am
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Stockman says:
Hmm, too chunky for my taste Swindle 4/10, you can do better.
October 20th, 2007 at 9:18 am
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Mr. Wrong says:
Anybody kow what Corso’s record is this year? Cuz he just put the Albert head on…
October 20th, 2007 at 11:02 am
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Sparkyjbd says:
The way you people savage these poor women insure that we’ll never see TCOAN.
October 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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Skip says:
Ugh, no UT-Alabama in SF!!
October 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
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WahIggle says:
You can watch UT UA on Yahoo Sports right now.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
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Land of Os(borne) says:
Buyout Bowl update: A&M 16, NU 14 at the half.
Callahan and Coach Fran are getting help with their cover letters during halftime.
October 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
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Broom says:
[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-round-2/[/a]
[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/04/01/former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-round-3/[/a]
[a]http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/04/02/private-former-child-star-chicks-you%e2%80%99d-stick-it-too-the-winner-is/[/a]
My link-fu is weak. Try these…
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
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E-Rokk says:
Hey thanks for pointing out that the other rounds weren’t easily accessible. I fixed that. Now at the bottom of each round there is navigation to the others. Enjoy.
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm
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angela says:
She has a nice body and I hear some people saying something about her thighs? Men can be so stupid…
March 12th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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Jack Freeman says:
I’ll say something about her thighs; I’d like to wrap them around my head. Gorgeous!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:22 pm