FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: JENNA VON OY
by Orson on Oct 19, 2007 4:55 PM EDT
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PrintVon Oy, a little know Spanish surname. Never mind. She's an honorary Latina for reasons all too apparent to the viewer of this post. Sure, you'll be mentally scared by seeing someone you remember from The Parkers and Blossom half-naked and sporting an ass the size of a robust jackfruit. But you'll thank us for it when you see it.
Enjoy. We'll be back on Sunday with a rare wrap-up post and EDSBS LIVE! at 7:00 p.m. EST.
Click for mo' betta below. Again, SFW, but not really safe for work, no?
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I called her turning into a delicious little morsel a long time ago…much like when I saw Natalie Portman in “Beautiful Girls”.
This thoroughly makes up for referencing Empire Flooring earlier in the day. Thank you, kind sir.
by Gentleman Masher on Oct 19, 2007 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
Dude, why did you even solicit me for input today if you had this in your pocket all along?
Damn that is a meaty leg & ass combo. Love it.
Feliz fin de semana a todos de los chicos y las chicas!
by Kanu on Oct 19, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
No way. AWESOME.
I was jsut thinking about her today, too, for some reason.
by Wooderson on Oct 19, 2007 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
My, she has blossomed.
Nice little pumpkin she’s not really trying to hide there.
by Crimson Daddy on Oct 19, 2007 5:44 PM EDT reply actions
eric y is not too excited about those massive thighs although sammie thinks it is a go but nobody has heard from jay whitlow I think he is still in shock from the aged pinup girl that was up last week he shouldn’t have checked her out on wikipedia that face is about the ugliest thing he has seen and how did such a young delicious beauty sour like that and it reminded him of his first wive’s thrid husband’s mother and wasn’t sure why in the hell she was posted and his refrigerator looks like jay whitlow on new years day and what about that firecracker stuck up her rear and im finished
by eric y on Oct 19, 2007 5:48 PM EDT reply actions
Many a man have been strangled to death by thighs less meaty than hers. Be careful gentlemen.
by Ryan on Oct 19, 2007 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
she strikes me as a girl who has “never gone back” if you follow me.
oh…and in my best joey lawrence voice…WHOA!!
by gerry dorsey on Oct 19, 2007 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
eric y – that was a grammatical trainwreck. Congratulations, sir!
And, Orson – next week can we have the meth addict from Full House?
by Tricky Dick on Oct 19, 2007 6:46 PM EDT reply actions
…as was my use of (not-a-word) “Trainwreck”.
by Tricky Dick on Oct 19, 2007 6:47 PM EDT reply actions
Is that a midget?
Cheesecake: something that girl apparently likes a little too much.
by azthecheat on Oct 19, 2007 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
I believe this link is quite appropriate here: http://heystupid.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/former-child-star-chicks-youd-stick-it-too-round-1/
by TIGERinATL on Oct 19, 2007 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
Let there by no doubt, I hate Auburn. But, DAMN. I love you, TIGERinATL, for that link. You’ve open a really nasty space up in my head. I’ll be there often.
Let’s hope Bama carve’s up the Great Pumpkin, Phat Phil, tomorrow.
by TPS Reports on Oct 19, 2007 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
On a note entirely unrelated to ze womens, I’m growing frustrated that the moniker “Phat Phil” is catching on while I’m trying my damndest to make the name “koach karl” stick to Dorrell, to little avail.
by Captain Awesome on Oct 19, 2007 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
/Petpeevometer off.
by panhandler on Oct 19, 2007 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
At least she stopped wearing those fucking hats.
Urban Meyer has a quirk: He says “ex-specially” instead of “especially.” This quirk appears to be communicable: Mark May (from whom I’ve never heard “ex-specially” uttered) just used the mispronunciation in talking about Meyer.
by panhandler on Oct 19, 2007 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
I . . . just . . . thank you, Orson. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
by Harris on Oct 19, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
I’m torn.
This was my special tidbit of knowledge that most people weren’t aware of.
But then, I hadn’t seen TIGERinATL’s picture before, so in the end, it was worth it.
by Boy Howdy on Oct 19, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
@ TigerinATL
That link was great.I just wish I could have found round 2.
by lance harbor on Oct 20, 2007 7:43 AM EDT reply actions
How the hell did she get a watermelon to fit in the back of her underwear?
But yeah, obviously I’d hit that, if only to make Blossom jokes for the rest of my life.
by Tailgate Shogun on Oct 20, 2007 8:03 AM EDT reply actions
TigerinATL should be hired by the UN to work out things between the Israelis and Palestinians. That link provides common ground Tide and Tiger and fans, something that is hard to do.
by Bones on Oct 20, 2007 8:21 AM EDT reply actions
#27
Fat chicks can have love, but they have to pay for it.
Even back in the day, I always said Six was going to have a badonkadonk, even before that word existed. I’m fucking cutting edge.
by NoleinTexas on Oct 20, 2007 9:39 AM EDT reply actions
9:53 AM, Gameday not really even started yet, but SportsCenter cuts to Lexington…. and the crowd’s chanting “Tebow Sucks.” So much for sloe-gin bluegrass hospitality!
by panhandler on Oct 20, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
Hmm, too chunky for my taste Swindle 4/10, you can do better.
by Stockman on Oct 20, 2007 10:18 AM EDT reply actions
Anybody kow what Corso’s record is this year? Cuz he just put the Albert head on…
by Mr. Wrong on Oct 20, 2007 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
The way you people savage these poor women insure that we’ll never see TCOAN.
by Sparkyjbd on Oct 20, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
You can watch UT UA on Yahoo Sports right now.
by WahIggle on Oct 20, 2007 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
Buyout Bowl update: A&M 16, NU 14 at the half.
Callahan and Coach Fran are getting help with their cover letters during halftime.
by Land of Os(borne) on Oct 20, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions
Hey thanks for pointing out that the other rounds weren’t easily accessible. I fixed that. Now at the bottom of each round there is navigation to the others. Enjoy.
by E-Rokk on Oct 22, 2007 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
She has a nice body and I hear some people saying something about her thighs? Men can be so stupid…
by angela on Mar 12, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll say something about her thighs; I’d like to wrap them around my head. Gorgeous!
by Jack Freeman on May 15, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
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