CURIOUS INDEX, 10/18/07

Finally, maybe sanity will prevail.

Not in Pittsburgh though.

This falls under the WATFO category:

Which of these games will be nationally televised b/c one of these teams is undefeated and the other beat a top five team recently?

A. Fla St./Miami
B. Bama/Tenn.
C. Aggy/Nebraska
D. Kansas/Colorado

100-1 at the start of the season for D. Guaran-damn-tee it.

“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAAAAAAMMING!”

no soulja boy crankin’=shitty dancer.

he did have me thinking he was going to break out the sprinkler for a split second though.

Yeah, don’t insult the band members, or you get sexual references from O’s wife, defending those that perform at halftime.

Our band sucks (Clemson), and we get halftime passes so I always head out for beer and food, but I have found FSU’s, South Carolina’s, Georgia’s, and Carolina’s bands to be entertaining on the road.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2902-College_Football-Ohio_State_Football-Oklahoma_Sooners_Football-LSU_Football-A_New_Spin_on_the_BCS_How_Should_Teams_REALLY_Be_Ranked_-161007

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2936-Media-South_Carolina_Football-Oregon_Ducks_Football-Kentucky_Wildcats_Football-A_New_Spin_on_the_BCS_Teams_6-10-171007

I didn’t know Lamar from “Revenge of the Nerds” was still in school, much less at Florida!

Wannstedt – America’s Head Coach.

Re: The Spurrier Dress Up Doll:

The give you the option of a Houndstooth hat?
Does “The State” even know who the OBC is?

Click, clack.

Does the “F” stand for fag?
/HT to whoever had that comment first (was it EDSBSMD dude in that thread where the radio guys thought the Haley L – Les Miles story was accurate?)

Gamecock Tony – evidently they let Ron Morris pick out the clothes and accessories for the Spurrier dress-up-doll.

By the way, did the server hampster get into your stash of qualudes and Jack last night?

Actually, Derrick will not be at the game. He’s been sick over the past few weeks and has had to spend time in the hospital (tonsils removed, then he began coughing up blood). We love you Derrick and we hope you get better!

HORRIFIED? Or amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood?

Lincoln Financial has HD cameras? If so, great news!

Crap, I knew it was too good to be true. The LF game will NOT be broadcast in HD. I fell asleep while reading that part I think.

I want to see him have a dance off with Georgia Tech’s flagboy

@ 705

Or a pillow fight with USF’s two Flaggetts.

@ OoC,

Or maybe Terry Chick is moonlighting over there.
Is he still doing local TV in Cola? And cocaine?

I love how the Wannastache “watched football” on Saturday with a pen a paper to make sure he wasn’t too far off.

WTF does that guy do all week then???

Ah, a Ron Morriss reference. It is good to be from South Carolina.

South Carolina fans believe that Morriss hates South Carolina, personally I just think he writes minutely antagonistic items about South Carolina to boost the circulation numbers, and Clemson fans think he is a USC homer, headquartered in Cola.

Obviously, Morriss must be doing his job correctly.

Ben, would it trouble you too much to participate in an online community before dropping your shameless linkwhore?

Yep, it’s a madness setting in time of the year, the time of the year I turn into a Rutgers & Florida fan.

The Daves will start broadcasting in HD only after my late 80s VHS-C camcorder stops working for them every Saturday.

Gaytors, indeed.

Of course, this guy has nothing on Georgia Tech’s flag boy. Yeah he might be really ‘sweet’, but have you seen him twirl?!?

@ orson

genius. i was like who the hell is this guy?? i thought maybe i was crazy since nobody had called him out.

The drum major guy should look into touring as one of Janet Jackson’s dancers after college.

With those moves, he’s be too stifled in the office cube world most of us inhabit, and it could lead to some weird impromptu dancing at officer parties, where everyone nervously smiles before reaching for another drink.

So, basically, Zwinky thinks it can show us a middle aged football coach rather than a voluptuous anonymous female and expect us to play ball? Ok, sure.

I feel like we let Orson down by not saying anything ourselves. Should we go over to his site and start some shit? Or should we just pretend he doesn’t exist, Tommy Kilborn-style?

Oh, if you read the caption on the spurrier thing, its all clothing styles from other coaches.

So weve got the tressel vest, the hat, the paterno sneakers (i think) The Amato sunglasses, the Pete Carol Long sleeve Tee, etc…name em all and you get a prize.

I was under the impression that Lincoln Financial was just a couple of guys named Dave broadcasting through a webcam. Or perhaps a camera phone.

Just realized something, Bama is 3-11 against Fulmer. Ouch.

the Saban “boy’s small” gray suit

the Weis full body wrap-around fanny pack

PW, I agree with the latter. If we go over there, then it boosts his hits, and glorifies him. On the other hand, if we all put a post about him on our own pages, saying something like “Ben B. is a closet FSU fan, but hates Jenn Sterger”, or inserting your own insult as to his allegiances, sexual preference, taste in bourbon, etc, then that could send him to Google bomb hell.

The Chan Gailey Pudding Holster.

Having been in Middle Tennessee’s band when we got flogged by UF a couple of years ago, I’ll say this about UF’s band……they suck donkey balls.

BTW, Kentucky’s been working on leg breaking drills for their game against T-1000 and his lover Mr. Joiner. We’re coming for you Timmy.

As bad as Lincoln Financial announcers are (although improved since Dave “throws a dart” Rowe’s retirement), it has now reached the point that they are better than anything on ESPN.

Every game with Patrick and Blackledge takes two years from my life. Fried Pies???

Mangino’s necklace of hotdogs

1. - That fried pie looked pretty tasty, as fried things generally do. In this same vein did anyone catch Erin Andrews dissing the Cuban sandwich someone gave her during the GT Miami game. (Of course not no one watched that shit.) She’s like "ah what the…its all cold, I don’t want this thing.

Jim Grobe’s “Linus blanket” for mid-game naps

OSU against Bama 0-3
OSU against Tenn 0-1
OSU against Auburn 0-1-1
OSU against UGA 0-1
OSU against UF 0-1-1
OSU against USCe 0-2

Tell me if you have heard this before….OSU Sucks

Hmmmmm….maybe its just me but I think Ben fucked up.

Normally, I have no problem with spreading the wonder that is fried, fruit-filled pastries. Or cookies. Or candybars. Or coke.

But, Patrick and Blackledge ruin everything they touch or speak about. They are to Ron Franklin and Ed Cunningham what Sadim is to Midas.

Inquiring Mind Dept:

I can’t figure this out Ladies and Germs:

If South Florida Bullsh_ _ is ranked so high, why are they favored by just 2 points over Rutgers????

1. - Cuz Vegas is too smart to pay attention to stupid polls and computer rankings.

good point pw @ 29

we should be able to self govern in here by now should we not?? tear him a new one southern papa.

#41

It’s one thing to lose a bowl game, but another to owned every single year by 1 coach.

Little trivia for you, who is the only SEC team to play at the Horseshoe?

LSU

The outcome, Ohio State won and finished the year 4-6-1; LSU went on to finish the season as the Co-Champion of the SEC.

2,

Perhaps even more surprising, no one, not even FSN is going to be carrying an A&M-Nebraska which at the start of the season looked like an ABC game.

@31,

I’ve caught snippets of Dave^2 while visiting my folks in SC. I think they should take a page from Fox Soccer Channel and have a fan from each team announce the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nIT7tbWb8&mode=related&search=

#41

Well, DUH!!!

#32

“just realize” or hours of research about Alabama and its history followed by a 2 minute jack-off session to pictures of Maurice Clarett and A.J. Hawk/Brady Quinn erotic literature. If Saban has to worry about obsessive fans-it would be people like you.

Yeah, Lincoln Financial games look like horseshit compared to regular programming on any other channel, not just HD. Seriously, get a new fucking sponsor.

I will say this much – Tosuguy spends a shit load of time doing his research. I’m not saying he doesn’t ignore many contrasting facts, but he does do his damn homework.

And no, Tosuguy, that’s not even a back-handed compliment. I’m trying to say, “Get your ass back to work and start contributing to the GNP.”

prediction————-> that UF drum major gets doused in KY bourbon on Saturday.

Sabanite:

Nebraska’s record vs:

Alabama: 2-3 (all vs. Bear Bryant)
Arkansas: 0-1
Auburn: 3-1
Florida: 2-0
Georgia: 1-0
LSU: 5-0-1
Ole Miss: 0-1 (under Frank Solich, so it doesn’t count!)
Miss St: 1-0
USCe: 3-0
Tenn: 2-0

Fun game! Nebraska rules, SEC drools!

Im in the UF band, I play snare, and that dancing black dude is gay.

#55

Ohio State’s record vs.

Nebraska 2-0
Oklahoma 1-1
Ok State 2-0
Texas 1-1
aTm 4-0
Texas Tech 2-0
Baylor 2-0
Colorado 3-1
KState 1-0
Missouri 10-1-1

That’s 28-4-1, fun game indeed.

Wannstedt is the anti-Einstein. Al had a better stache too.

Hey let me play! USC’s record against the big 12….

Colorado- 5-0-1
Kansas – 0-1-0
K State- 0-2
Nebraska- 3-0-1
Oklahoma 6-3-1
Texas 4-1
Texax A&M 3-0
Texas Tech 3-0
Baylor 3-2

Okay Bama, you can play too…

Bama vs. the Big12

Nebraska 3-2
Oklahoma 1-2-1
Ok State 0-1
Texas 0-7-1
aTm 3-1
Texas Tech 1-0
Baylor 2-0
Colorado 1-1
Missouri 1-2
Iowa St 1-0

That’s a very pathetic, losing record of 13-16-2.

Gators 41
OSU 14

 Still hurts doesn’t it.

Not really. It’s one game played 8 weeks after the end of the season; time has proven that anything can happen in a bowl game…see Nebraska’s 60+ points against the Gators…Ohio State has so much more going for it that 1 loss is not enough to crush me…we’ll be back, we’ll always be in the mix and it’s not the end of the world if we lose a national championship game…big ten titles and beating michigan is enough to keep me warm at night.