FLORIDA VERSUS KENTUCKY: THE SECRET GAMEPLAN
Malkovich? Malkovich. Courtesy of the amazing Mr2Cents, we present Florida’s mindbending gameplan for the Kentucky game.

With that lineup, we should be favored by DAMN! points. Um, apologies–with that lineup, we should be favored by GOSH GOLLY JEEZ! points.












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The Terrible Tebows are on the one yard line because if you know that every drive ends in a TD, why not burn some clock and rack up the yards?
Other explanation, the Tebows don’t play defense.
And finally, from what I hear, women shouldn’t walk too close to Tebow without protection because they spontaneously fertilize.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — October 18, 2007 @ 9:34 am
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Holly’s boobs are really confused by this picture.
Comment by SpookyJuice — October 18, 2007 @ 8:19 am
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Aha! So we have proof that cloning baby rhinos isn’t an exact science!
Now - how to prevent Tebow Prime from following all the Tebow clones into Springfield gorge chasing giant donuts swinging from helicopters…
Comment by Tim (no, not that Tim) — October 18, 2007 @ 7:36 am
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#39: fair enough. But the school has 43K or so students, about 2.5x(?) that of Auburn. If they ever got their head on straight and the right personnel, watch out. And an A.D. issue is more easily correctable than a Board of Trustees issue….I’m again not arguing it is a better place to be or a “step up,” only that it is not a step down in any realistic appraisal of the situation (unless we’re talking co-eds).
Comment by Ltrain — October 18, 2007 @ 7:30 am