Hey, let’s just check and see who’s gonna be replacing fired Nebraska AD Steve Pederson…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh, wait–not coaching, right? Just the AD. Not picking up any clipboards. Not…calling…option keepers…against hopeless…defenses…FS:ELKDFNKDMXCNvlkjchssdfas

(Shudders, grabs crucifix…)

The horror……the…horror….

(HT: Chad.)