BAYLOR COACH MAKES IT RAIN AT LOCAL BAR

We want to be the first—

It wasn’t his fault. They turned the Piss Cam on him, and he complied.

You know…as you get older, it’s just harder to hold it in.

Nonetheless – I would have gone with peeing under the bar. Then again, maybe that’s why he’s a college coach, and I’m not?

I now feel irevoccably robbed by the purveyor of this site.

I now feel irevoccably robbed by the purveyor of this site.

Much like I was the bar, and he was Eric Schnupp

Speaking of purple drank, a little blast from the past:

“I’m trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp
We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning
Fuck lawya’s make me sick with all that pinchin’ and bargaining
You say that you a boss, I ain’t believing that shit
You got the funny Geneva watch, with the Ferrari kit
Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us
I got the wet promenthazine, thick orange and yellow tuss
Hydrocor-zone, on the hands-free phone
The ‘84 zone, on them blades, 20-inch chrome
If you got 16, you can get a biz-zerd
I’m choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that sizz-er”

Dammit…now I look like the Baylor football program in general.

I’m sure the bar caught fire while they were busy ushering the drunks out and Schnuff did what any civic-minded individual with a full bladder would have done. You call it a Class C Misdemeanor. I call it heroism.

Schnupp*

1. - 100 purple dranks for that entry!

Actually, I believe I remember reading that 50 cent doesn’t drink. He only smokes up.

The last stripper should’ve known better than to dance to R. Kelley.

Giving up half a hundred to Kansas will definitely drive you to drinkin’.

Anyone else stunned that Waco isn’t in a dry county?

Brian—

It’s more in reference to the “taking shots” bit, and is a nod to a rap lyric.

How tall is this guy? I mean, you gotta be tall to piss on a bar, don’t you?

#5

is that really how you spell “doja?” master p used to always sing to me about it, but i’ve never seen it in writing. it always rhymed especially well with “no limit souja.”

#5

is that really how you spell “doja?” master p used to always sing to me about it, but i’ve never seen it in writing. it always rhymed especially well with “no limit soulja.”

Hey Gerry…according to urbandictionary.com, both “Doja” or “Douja” are acceptable spellings of the term. I’m glad a college football-themed website could clear this issue up for anyone who’s teenage years overlapped with the 1990’s.

Exactly what else qualifies as “reckless exposure”?
Does it have to be a certain length?

Oh and the obligatory, “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

II think we are not giving Schnupp enough credit.

If you were the Baylor OL coach charged with stopping the UT defensive front four, and all you had to work with was a bunch of oversized Ewoks, you might seriously consider doing whatever was necessary so that you weren’t at the helm when Baylor allows history’s first 83 sack game.

“Severe said an employee witnessed Schnupp urinating on the bar, and a manager told police, who were already at the bar for an unrelated matter.”

So he pissed on the bar with police already present. Nice.

If no one actually saw him do it, which seems to be the case, since they are relying on the puddle of piss to prove it even happened at all, then how is he being charged with exposure?

nevermind

1. - Despite the fact that it is MUCH more fun to assume he pissed on top of the bar, I really suspect he at least tried to be discrete and let it go down the side. Either one would constitute pissing ON the bar.

Otherwise the quote would not be "He tried to deny it, but there was definitely a puddle and there was no one else around him."

It would be "He tried to deny it, but the dude was standing on the bar and we all saw it. I think he was so drunk he didn’t even know his own name."

didn’t everyone used to have that friend who used to like to think of ways to make you look at his junk?? i.e. “hey dude..check it out…somone left gum on this table.” only to look over at him stretching his ball sack out onto the table.

I’m pretty sure Barry Switzer has done that on the actual sidelines several times. Oh, and by the way, Baylor’s going to fire Guy Morris at the end of the year…if not sooner. It’s the Division 1 football! It’s the Big 12 schools firing your ass! One hell of a conga line with Morris, Callahan, and Fran.

Shit’s digital.

There’s not enough proof. I’d need to see it on video. With Schnupp flashing 3 forms of ID. And his grandmama there watching. “Just like that Eric. Don’t forget to get some on the bar nuts.”

There was a sign on the men’s room door…

“Red Zone”

25. Used to? That fuckers still around… and about to start raising a kid. The world seems ok until your childhood numbskull pals start being responsible for raising a human being.

#27

Nice!

Eric Schnupp does not look like a pisser to me.

Oh yeah they say parole goes on
Long after the thrill of pissin is gone

Gonna let it rock, let it flow
Let the bible belt, come and arrest my soul.
Holdin on to half a foot as long as I can
Johnny come around real soon, make me regret my plan.

John Cougar Mellencamp? Check
Relevant to thread? Check
Fitting reference to Waco as Bible belt? Check

Well done, sir.

We need a Fulmer Cup for coaches. I propose the Moeller Cup.

He could’ve saved 58 bucks easy. One of the strippers would’ve let him piss on her for no more than $200.

According to Rich Brooks the Fulmer Cup is not bullshit:

http://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=7218816&nav=menu203_2

Between Baylor football, lynchings, 300 mph tornadoes and David Koresh, the question is not whether living in Waco will drive you to drink, it’s whether you do it at Scruffy’s or George’s.

1. - you took my idea and I commend you for it. I was gonna call this guy a “real pisser”, too.

Maybe the whole Baylor football team should get drunk before they go out and play. Then, they might play with the reckless abandonment that they need to win with.

1. and other well intentioned white people…
   its sizzurp.. like syrup, but hipper

The reason the Baptist aren’t allowed to have sex standing up is because someone might think they are dancing. I guess Schnupp is some twisted way was trying to dispell that myth. At least he didn’t humiliate himself and wet his pants…geeeez that would have been ever worse.

MIKE JONES!

Yeah, this definitely isn’t the university that you’d associate with stunts like this. I’d be surprised if he keeps his job…

http://postgame.wordpress.com/2007/10/16/baylor-football-is-classy/