Oh, and Abita beer is the damned greatest beer there is.

Note to all teenage boys: Keep your dirty pictures in a password-protected file with an innocuous name, and for Pete’s sake, clean off the damn mouse and put the lotion back in the bathroom. It’s a dead giveaway. If you don’t, your friends will mock you, and the women in your life will either a) be appalled and awkward around you or b) if they’re worth their salt, will laugh out loud and NEVER stop ragging you about it.

TCOAN – You just want to skulk around libraries looking for Buckstached OSU fans “using the computer”, don’t you? Well, that, and uncover the latest home improvement/remodeling contractor scams, right?

That copy was the very first author’s copy that he got. It was the first time he’d seen the book in real life.

Also– he’s trying to convince me to travel to an LSU game again this season. What kind of voodoo cajun crank did you put in his Abita Amber?

The book and the copy of Red Sonja were just Orson’s way of saying I’m swell.

Also, Holly would certainly have to have a much more expansive role than the “weather chick” on the EDSBS network (that would make Keiland Williams seem overused). Special investigative correspondent on the curious and undetermined fate of USC at the least, frequent contributions throught the lineup and perhaps a show of her own.

Kramer’s sounds hilarious and terrible.

The book had better be goddamned good for what you gave up in Red Stick. Coughing up YOUR seat for no more than face value and a signed copy of the Psychobook that had dropped behind Swindle’s toilet the previous week? You sir, deserve Every Day to be Suck Your Dick.

(I keeeed, I keeeed.)

Props also to avoiding the “sellout” label by already having ESPN on your very first book. Now no one can ever say “I liked them back when they were cool”, you major label whore… World Wide Leader shill….

Seriously, though, congrats…