Comments on: FRANCHIONE ADMONISHED, POSSIBLE NCAA VIOLATIONS REPORTED

By: LouHoltzLithp

LouHoltzLithp — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:16:59 +0000

I actually called one of the originating numbers, and it is in fact Coach Fran’s office. Fun!

By: KongHorn

KongHorn — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:10:24 +0000

“Looks like Franbone was looking for yet another S&C coach.”

Lane ate the old one. Then ate the Arkie State S&C coach while he was on the line with Fran.

24, have you seen what’s been going on at the A&M bioweapon research labs? Actual transcript:

[Military safety inspector] Holy crap, are you aware that you just pricked yourself with a dirty syringe that contained ebola?

[A&M lab worker] Ebola? Aw it ain’t ter bad, I done it a’fore an ain’t never got sickified yit!

By: King Puppy

King Puppy — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:08:08 +0000

If you look at the numbers, there were calls made to both Auburn’s and Arkansas State’s strength and conditioning dept.

Looks like Franbone was looking for yet another S&C coach.

By: ness

ness — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:44:55 +0000

Starving A &M faithful “Count de money!! Count de money!”

Coach fran” Its de monet, de monet!”

By: Mitch Cumstein

Mitch Cumstein — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:21:27 +0000

Rumor has it Dennis is on “Double Secret Probation” and if he does one more thing he is out of there like shit through a goose

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:04:57 +0000

Yes , Paul Johnson in College Station running his tried and true Over-the-Shoulder-Boner-Holder type offense would truly be awesome.
Why would Tommy Tuberville be calling from the Auburn weight room? Was he interviewing for the job with the AD on the down low? Would Houston Nutt go to Auburn? Would Petrino, by chance, go to Auburn if offered? Where would Fulmer go? IS Ray Perkins still availible? With all the coaching changes, will any end up in the AAFL? Whats up with all the Florida players from 94 still wanting to put on the pads for 12.00 an hr?

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:58:21 +0000

45 – I think kleph said he was gonna use one to cook something next year.

By: Laugh

Laugh — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:57:36 +0000

#46
I WOULD cream my sister’s panties! And I’d give you two days to draw a crowd!

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:49:13 +0000

Bill Byrne needs to hire Paul Johnson. Period.

Aggie fans’d cream their sister’s panties seeing the flexbone.

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:24:47 +0000

What is this “Iron Bowl” you speak of

By: HFS

HFS — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:21:59 +0000

Umm, why do the phone records show a call to Auburn? Bottom of page 4. I’m not insinuating anything. I wouldn’t know what to insinuate. But weird.
From another board, poster says the number is AU’s weight room. (334) 844-9876?

He was obviously calling to get his manhood back from the 2002 Iron Bowl.

By: Unhappy Monkey

Unhappy Monkey — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:20:15 +0000

NoleinTexas @ #19

That would make aTm vs. TTech the appropriate Texas bastardization of Army vs. Navy.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:20:00 +0000

Franchione is to crafty for any of us mere mortals:

“He said the official didn’t like what he said,” the e-mail said, “but the plan was counter-subconscious espionage; get the official to think subconsciously about what he might be thinking about subconsciously…well, you get the gist.”

Dennis “And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids” Franchione

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:17:38 +0000

By: sherlock hemlock

sherlock hemlock — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:12:40 +0000

Lupica isn’t peeing at the moment. A runny yeast infection has made urination too painful. And it’s all George Bush’s fault. Well, that and racism.