10 REASONS TO WATCH FLORIDA STATE/WAKE FOREST

Borrowing from a webcomic, but is the trainer for Wake Forest named Dr. McNinja?

Really, there is an awesome webcomic called “The Adventures of Dr. McNinja”

Is that syphillis test administered by Dr Van Nostren?

3a. To see which mascot will be unmasked as the owner of the haunted amusement park.

Shaggy: “It’s Bobby Bowden!”

Bobby (wearing the Demon Deacon costume without the head): “Dadgumit…I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren’t for y’all meddling kids and that dawg!”

Scooby (laughing): “Ree-hee-hee-hee”

That damn movie gave me nightmares for months. Thanks for the memories. Now I’ll never be able to watch Wake Forest again… (oh no!)

Wait, shouldn’t we be watching for a catfight turned makeout session between Erin Andrews and Jenn Sterger? Or was that implied by the decapitation thing? I mean, lesbian scenes always just sort of peter out at the end. Maybe the decapitation finish can become the norm.

5.0 Guy,

In my experience there’s no such thing as an awesome web comic.

Rickus, have you ever seen Mr. Wiggles?

http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/

Well, after all he is a DEMON Deacon. Which is a lot cooler than the real story. Quoth Wikipedia:

Originally the Wake Forest team was known as the Fighting Baptists, due to its association with the Baptist Convention (from which it later separated itself). However, in 1923, after a particularly impressive win against the Duke Blue Devils, a newspaper reporter wrote that the Deacons “fought like Demons”, giving rise to the current team name, the “Demon Deacons”.

lesbian scenes…. peter out… that deserves a few cocktails, sir.

Or Achewood?
achewood.com

Misean,

I hadn’t. Not bad. I wouldn’t call it awesome, but it doesn’t suck, putting it way above 99% of web comics I’ve seen.

Erin Andrews is the one and only. She should start wearing skirts. Just sayin’.

I looked up the game on google news and instead of the teams, they used a pic of Stergerasaurus.

Rickus,

That one was about par for the course. Many of the archives are better.

I love Thursday night mid-major footbaw!

Wait, what?

Does Bobby wear his Panama Jack hat for night games? Also, is it me or is the kid that carries Bowden’s head set been the same person (dark hair, glasses) for eight years? I mean, don’t interns leave eventually?

RE: Reason #10…As opposed to Bowden who naps the whole game.

Snark. Snark. Snark.

Isn’t Crazy Uncle Lou going to be giving this weeks insane pep talk at halftime? You really need no other reason when you have that.

And if we’re really lucky they’ll have at least one shot of the team chaplain comforting an FSU player by placing a hand on the creeped-out kids’ shoulder. True story: someone once wrote Bobby and said, "I think it’s so nice how you let that retarded boy hang out on your sideline.‘’ Uh, no, that’s our chaplain.

#2
I believe it was Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

There’s a good chance that Lou, in his insanity, will be giving his inspiring pep talk for the weekend to Clemson after having lost two in a row in demoralizing fashion. Clemson, of course, faces the dreaded opponent “bye week” this Saturday who we have struggled with in the past.

Come on… only like 7 or 8 of those reasons are actually going to happen.
You almost had me. Almost.

what Orson, a mention of Strerger and no one posts a pic or a link to ole’ Chesty McCatchersmitt’s face?

Your posters have been “Lunquistized” since he mentioned you on the CBS broadcast one day.

I call BS on #2. Tereshinkikishnikis don’t throw TDs. They only catch them.

@ #2

acutally i believe he was a dermatolgist.

If he loses, will Bowden pull a Bobby Knight and walk the 2 miles back to his hotel alone at 1AM?

So the game must be at Wake. If Bowden KILLED 23 people while driving onto the field in Tallahassee, there’d still be no reason for a forfeit.

#15: Does any other coach wear a straw hat like Bowden does? Do you think he’s trying to create a signature look, a la spurrier’s visor, and sweatervest’s, um, sweater.

#27

bama’s dark overlord does….but only at practice. gotta show off them locks on gameday.

’Bama bangs. Get it right.

With the demon deacons dead eyes, a cool set of Great White Shark Teeth would really set off that costume. Thank God Wake Forest is Baptist, had it been Catholic, theyd be called Father Hesters Child Molesters….Wake Forest, sounds like a baptist burial ground or cemetary in a Scooby Doo episode…..“Hey Scoob,like, thats where they buried Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno, in Wake Forest…..but Paterno still walks the earth and occasionally drives, not very well,zombies cant really see that well and are very tempermental….!!!”….Jinkies!!!
BTW, that dude in the road rageincident is lucky JoePa of the Living Dead just didnt lean over and take a bite out of his skull like I would bite into an Granny smith apple. Try explainin that to the officer. How did they not know it wasnt Joe Paterno? How many people on campus drive a 1979 White Hearse with a black stripe down the middle, with a tag on the back that says “DYN2RYD”

Isn’t the line; “There can be only ONE”? Or are you trying to avoid copyright?

Reason #11:

ACC Football…where the officials get a call right every game. One. Per. Game

Re: the Sterger-Andrews deathmatch, isn’t the more appropriate battle cry “THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO!” ?

View from row XX right around 50 in the east stands

That is the rest of the FSU schedule:

Miami
Duke
at #4 BC
at #12 Va Tech
Maryland
at #13 Florida

Are you guys feeling a tank or do you think they can pull out the next 5 before getting crushed in the swamp?

Silly Orson, everyone knows that Tereshinskis catch TD’s, they don’t throw them.