CURIOUS INDEX, 10/10/07

What’s more fun than getting mocked by a guy who eats nose candy on national television? Anything.

Yeah, Nebraska’s DC’s chair is currently set to “incinerate.” There’s a very real risk that NU could go oh-fer the rest of the way, and 6-6 doesn’t look unlikely considering that NU’s given up over 2000 yards its last 5 games. I don’t know if that’ll be good enough to permit the AD and Callahan — both of which enjoy less than uniform support from the public and just got shiny contract extensions — to keep their jobs.

The piss-poor performance of the defense the last four games have managed to bring back all the fun times of 2002 to Husker Nation.

Whee.

When the hell did Nebraska turn into Alabama?

Mmmmm… English muffin…

“I can’t read, Liz Lemon! I sign my name with a X! I tried to make mashed potatoes out of laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! NADER!!”

I don’t mind Chase criticizing a shitty coach, but I can’t abide redundancy. “Whole entire game?” That’s bush league. Also, hasn’t sex for grades been the basis of numerous porn scenes through the years? What’s the big deal?

I wish Nigella Lawson was my teacher, so I could trade sex for grades.

My sophmore year, I had a smokin hot neighbor who I would walk to class with everyday. Typical slutty type I totally wanted to bone, she wore black stripper type boots to class, and I could often hear her being screwed in her room (my room was across from hers in a townhouse). Anyhoo, she quit walking to class, and I asked her if she dropped it. She said “no, I fucked the prof a couple times and he said I’ll get an A-”

Guess what she did next quarter. An intern…..for a senator….

She’s a Chelski fan? How unfortunate. Could be worse I guess. At least she’s not a Scouser.

#3

“George Will just keeps on getting more and more conservative.”

“TAAAIIIGAHHH BAAAIIIT!!! BEEP!”

if i had a dime for everytime i’ve gotten this voice mail…..i’d have about 30 bucks.

@ #1 albino

even at the worst of times bama wasn’t giving up 600 yards of offense. don’t lash out….look within.

I’m wondering how this is going to get turned into a Saban-bashing thread……. Maybe I haven’t waited long enough.

I’ve been saying it since he was hired: Callahan will get run-oft.

P.S. "Now you know why I’m always running into the ladies bathroom. "

Any random person in about 4 post:

Dead on #1. Fucking Alabama. Haha, yeah, Nebraska = Alabama. They both hired a shitty NFL coach and shit. Alabama is the scum of the earth.

Sooner or later Nigella will start to look like her dad . . .

“That’s OK, I don’t mind. "I don’t mind. "Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of all is?
I never learned to read.

When is Hardees brining the Frisco Burger back?

#7
It’s not very often that someone makes derogatory references to both Liverpool and Chelsea in a post on a college football website…well done sir.

Appologies to anyone receiving creepy phone calls from douche bag LSU fans. I can only imagine that phone service just reached the more remote regions of south Louisiana and they hadn’t yet learned the finer points of phone etiquite. There will probably be another flair up in a year or two when the Internet finds its way to them so be warned.

Sincerely,
Other LSU fans

@ mitch cumstein

sweet oscar clip.

#6, I assume, after hearing she could only pull off an A-, you assumed it wasn’t worth it.

A few dozen cocktails to Tebow for keeping it classy. That-a-boy.

maybe I’m overthinking this, but….what are Nigella’s suspenders clipped to?

Regarding Ms. Lawson:
1) If she was only wearing shoes with them, what exactly were the suspenders attached to!?!
2) Does rogaine foam grow hair on a previously non-hairy back?

No PW…….I was wondering as well. Figured I was just stupid. Which by the way is probably still probably true.

As evidenced by my use of the word probably twice.

Agree with #17, and as much as I want to dislike Tebow he really handled it with class.

Can’t say the same for Herban Meyer, who worries about the “safety” of his players that get a police escort on the road, but not the victims of his players that get over 200 death threats to drop the charges.

Oh well, when does anyone know when the lowsman update is going to be?

I like teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it again until you get it right.

I guess Valtrex must work because I just noticed Michigan is 2-0 in the Bigteneleven.

I think her suspenders are clipped to her garter belt…or they might be using suspenders for the actual garters themselves.

PW and the Last Dragon-

“Suspenders” are what we call a garter belt and stockings here in the good old U.S. of A.

Orson-

“Nigella likes hairy men. We’re sooooooo in.”

Or not.

Last I checked Bama’s problems this year is on the offensive side, not the defense.
Haha, yeah…..dumbass.

In case you can’t tell, my post(number 13) was aimed at people who don’t have their shit strait and just take shots at Alabama for no reason at any given moment on every given post. I’m an Alabama fan

the conscience,

i don’t want to get into a fucking fashion debate here, but i live in the u.s. of a, and suspenders are what old men wear in lieu of a belt (or sometimes with a belt if they are crazy enough) to keep their pants up….a garter belt is something often seen around a woman’s pelvis in magazines and on websites, but has not been proven to really exist…..not unlike the yeti. pw and dragon have valid questions.

Ok, sorry if this has already been posted somewhere in previous posts. But in case you missed it:

We Salute You, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan

“I’m an Alabama Fan.” Isn’t that blithely honest and cavalier admission the 21st century equivalent to last century’s “Yeah, I sucked a little cock to pay the rent in College.” The more things change . . .

Yeah, but it takes a lot of courage for you to admit you sucked cock in college sherlock…now go tell your family as we on the internets don’t know you and now have no interest to because of you cocksucking ways

#30

Agreed.

Nice, incoherent and an Alabama fan! Or is that redundant?

May I suggest the “and stockings” was implied?

So she prefers hold ups, but knows men like a suspender belt, stockings and heels.

I’ll go back to work now, and try to remember what her first husband died of. I know it isn’t relevant but otherwise my mind will wander in inappropriate directions.

what was incoherent? Do i need to add pretty pictures for your slow ass?

Gerry Dorsey-

What are you talking about, hon? I didn’t think PW and Last Dragon were dumb; it’s just that we ladies tend to have a more encyclopedic knowledge of lingerie names. The term refers to the suspender action of the tabs that hold up the stockings. I don’t get the hostility.

Example from a Google Image search of “suspenders”

http://www.elegantlacing.co.uk/catalog/images/Doris-Suspenders.jpg

Oh Nigella, you had me until I found out you liked soccer.

Who am I kidding, you can still have me.

TCOAN, Gerry was trying to make a funny, as in “We here in the U.S., the greatest damn nation in the world, call suspenders what we know them as and won’t conform to these foreigners and their hostile use of language” I think he’s just lampooning the situation. We concede the battle on knowledge of lingerie

I don’t care what they were clipped to. I’m still on the image of the high heels. And the tinfoil dress. Boy would I like to baste that.

Really? I totally missed that. I mus have low blood sugar.

Alabama corrolary:

Going through coaches like shit through geese? Looking like a check.

Having “played for/coached under past legend” a significant critirea in hiring and retention? Check.

Sucking out loud for years after the Greatest Coach Evar retired. Starting to look like a check.

Or has Alabama fan just not been paying attention since 1982? (Wait, I know the answer, it’s no — they’ve been busy making “Got Twelve” shirts.)

Alabama’s been a punchline for the last… well, since they ran Gene Stallings out on a rail, and I fear that’s the next stop for Nebraska, the way things are going.

“magna cum laude from the University of Florida”

Wow. In English too. That’s cute.

Being supremely pedantic, I take great interest in the totally irrelevant details of life, and yet I guarantee you that I spent no time at all wondering about how Nigella keeps her stockings up. Forest for the trees, people.

Incidentally, that web site that TCOAN used for illustrative purposes has a very, ah, diverting online catalog… but it’s in the NSFW category for those of you whose employers don’t want you looking at nipples on company time.

purpleheart-
What does Urban Meyer wanting police protection for his players on the road have to do with 200 douches calling up a tow truck company with death threats?

What would you have Urban do? He’s got control of, and responsibility for, his players. He’s got neither for ACRs calling up a trucking firm with death threats.

Hate on Saint Urban all you want but at least hate him for a good reason. Like whuppin up on that ass come December I hope.

“If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian.”

Well, at least Nigella is thinking about it.

…..Actually, I can remember when an Alabama/Coach Fran team DID give up 600 yards on defense…

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/scores101/101307/101307381.htm

…..I have to give Saban credit. Bama’s defense isn’t too bad, especially given that that basically they started with one good SEC lineman (Gilberry), and one good cover corner (Castille). They’ve done pretty will with an under-manned unit, I think.

It’s indicative of the Nebraska fan base’s (understandably) desperate clinging to the Dr. Tom Osborne era that it takes a dismantling on the road by a really good quarterback to shock them into realizing that their defense has sucked for a year-and-a-half.

400+ yards from Adam Barmann (who lost the starting job to approximately 6 different guys during his 4 years in Lawrence) or Nate Davis in Lincoln can be dismissed as a fluke.

Getting lit up by Chase Daniel in Columbia? Now all of a sudden something’s seriously wrong.

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Dorster,

Come on. Those garter contraptions are the rage all over Gulf Shores. It’s known down there as duct tape.

I can remember one time 6 years ago when Coach Fran at ALABAMA blah blah blah blah.

Good fucking lord.

Sorry the Huskers stink like shit.

Way 2 go black-skirt defense

Cal vs Heisman winner Glenn Dorsey in the NCG

Sammie is still traumatized from the viewing of the recent photo of Anita Ekberg and he is disgusted to find out how Sherlock Holmes made a few extra bucks in college and if jay whtlow doesn’t return my wfie’s garter belt by tonight then all hell is going to break loose and who in the hell cares about an interstate being closed in California when we are happy and healthy here in Kansas and when jay whitlow is spending his spare time with my wife’s garter belt.