The internet’s a hell of a place: any schmo with a cellphone or a camera can turn into a paparazzo overnight. And that benefits no one more than scalawag bloggers such as ourselves. We’ll all supposedly hear more from JoePa tomorrow in a press conference addressing, among other issues, a fight that may have involved football players over the weekend and the accusations swirling around Austin Scott.

However, in the meantime, we’ll have to rely on the actual audio from the road rage incident allegedly involving Joe Paterno. We warn you: the language presented here is strong and profane, and not suitable for anyone’s ears.