JOE PA: THE ACTUAL AUDIO FROM THE SCENE.

by Orson on Oct 9, 2007 4:18 PM EDT

The internet's a hell of a place: any schmo with a cellphone or a camera can turn into a paparazzo overnight. And that benefits no one more than scalawag bloggers such as ourselves. We'll all supposedly hear more from JoePa tomorrow in a press conference addressing, among other issues, a fight that may have involved football players over the weekend and the accusations swirling around Austin Scott.

However, in the meantime, we'll have to rely on the actual audio from the road rage incident allegedly involving Joe Paterno. We warn you: the language presented here is strong and profane, and not suitable for anyone's ears.

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The viagra ad, we would like to note, is placed there randomly.

by Orson Swindle on Oct 9, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions

Better than CATS.

by Holly on Oct 9, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions

I knew what it was going to be before I clicked ‘play’, and a laughed until I cried anyway.

by chairLegInEyeSocket on Oct 9, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

“Ow! My frickin’ ears!”

by Rod and Tod on Oct 9, 2007 5:07 PM EDT reply actions

was google out of white man hands???

by gerry dorsey on Oct 9, 2007 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

3 JoePa posts on a Florida blog, I am impressed. Is there a Bowden/Paterno Cup to be started for in-season transgressions?

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 9, 2007 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

I needed that so badly. I am laughing, out loud, like a human.
Well played, Swindle.

by jebus on Oct 9, 2007 7:17 PM EDT reply actions

What the F#$@ was that?

by Levi Akers on Oct 9, 2007 7:39 PM EDT reply actions

Now all we need is Fulmer, Mangino and Weis entry to make the World Hunger Relief Week ad funny.

by Anonymous IV on Oct 9, 2007 10:56 PM EDT reply actions

JoePa with the rare quad use of fuck – noun, verb, adjective and adverb.

by NoleinTexas on Oct 9, 2007 11:44 PM EDT reply actions

This is extremely unfortunate, I just don’t want to see him ruin his legacy like Woody Hayes did.

by John on Oct 10, 2007 12:32 AM EDT reply actions

That is fucking funny.

You could’ve just used any clip of Pesci in Goodfellas, ya know.

by GamecockTony on Oct 10, 2007 8:37 AM EDT reply actions

11 — Woody never ruined his legacy, he just compounded the obvious.

by seventyeight on Oct 10, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions

Re #11, if it makes you feel any better, large swaths of the country never bought the “wins the right way” propaganda about Paterno and Penn State any way. I haven’t seen anything in the last five years that has changed my perception of the man or his program.

by Chg on Oct 10, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions